"This movie sucks."

"Don't make the movie feel bad about itself."

"The movie has no emotions and therefore cannot feel bad about itself. But if it did, it should."

Beck slid Jade closer to him on the couch, which was an easy task, since his arm was already wrapped around her waist. "Fine. We'll do something else. Any ideas?"

"Yes…" She gave him a sly smirk and said, "And they involve both of us being shirtless."

Beck grabbed the remote and shut the movie off immediately. "Jadelyn West, are you suggesting we do something impure and sexually deviant?"

Jade rolled her eyes, slinging her legs over Beck's lap. "Just shut up so I can enjoy this." She leaned forward and deeply kissed her boyfriend of almost three years and he happily complied. As their kiss got deeper and steamier, Jade slowly unbuttoned his shirt and began feeling the six pack that had previously been so unfairly caged underneath the checkered fabric. Beck's hand slowly but surely slid under Jade's pitch black tank top, but being the gentleman he was, he kept his hand over the bra. If Jade had anything to do with it, it wouldn't stay that way for long.

Some people wondered how they could start a hot make-out session so spontaneously, but when you're dating the hottest person of their respective sex in your school, it's not as forced as you think it would be.

But, of course, all good things must come to an end, especially when the slam of the door hitting the wall as it is flung open makes a certain poor Aladdin look-alike fall of the couch, taking his girlfriend with him.

Jade groaned, rubbing the spot on her arm she had roughly fallen on, then looked up to see who interrupted them. When the first thing she saw was a Jew fro, she grabbed a snow globe of Beck's and threw it at him. "Robbie! What the chizz?"

"Ow!" Robbie whined, clutching his chest, where the snow globe had collided with him. "Was that made out of lead or something?"

"No," Beck muttered as he got up and picked the snow globe up. "It's plastic. It's a good thing too. This is my favorite snow globe."

"It's your only snow globe," Jade grumpily commented.

"If I had a million snow globes, it would be my favorite," Beck boldly said, helping Jade to her feet. "It's special."

"You got it at a gas station in Utah."

"Why must you ruin everything that's beautiful?"

Jade ignored her boyfriend's mockingly hurt tone and turned back to Robbie. "What are you doing here? Don't we get enough of you during school?"

With a pouty look, Robbie sheepishly said, "I thought we were all hanging out tonight."

"Yeah, but Cat said she told you to meet here at seven… It's five," Beck said, looking at the billiards balls clock above his bed.

"I like to be punctual."

"Being punctual is being two minutes early, not two hours," Jade snapped. "Beck and I were in the middle of something."

"What?" Robbie asked, genuinely oblivious to what they had been doing, despite the fact that Jade's hair was slightly mussed and Beck's shirt was still wide open. Well, he did notice that Beck's shirt was open. He just didn't make the connection. "Wow… I didn't know you have abs."

Beck looked down at his belly, as if he hadn't known of the abs' presence, then back up at Robbie. "Uh, yeah. I do."

"They're nice," Rex commented, speaking up for the first time since he and Robbie had arrived.

"… Thanks." Beck sat down on the couch and grumbled, "Well, I'm completely turned off now."

Jade huffed, and then turned to glare at Robbie. "Thanks a lot, Shapiro."

And Jade commenced to rip Rex out of Robbie's hands and slap him silly with the puppet, while Beck just shook his snow globe from Utah and pretended like he couldn't hear Robbie's pain-filled cries and Jade's screams.

And he felt his abs a little. Because they were pretty nice.


Oh hey, look who decided to turn this chizz into a series :D

Hope you enjoyed the crappy insanity.

And the implied Rock.

Yeah.