Chapter 2
Disclaimer - I do not own Naruto. If I did I would Make Kankuro wear pink makeup instead of purple.
So the bottle spins...
...and spins
...and spins
...and spins
...and spins (okay enough of that!)
And so it lands on...
...TENTEN!
Tenten: Great.
Lee: C'mon, Tenten, you like me.
Tenten: NO I DO NOT!1111
Lee: Yeah, right. Now, time for me to do the dare.
--A kiss later (Yeah, I love fancy text)--
Tenten: Me and Neji are OVER!
Lee: (sweatdrops) My turn!
The bottle lands on Sakura.
Lee: Lovely Sakura, shall it be truth, or dare?
Sakura: Why are you talking to me like that?
Lee: Reia likes Fancy text.
(Everyone looks at Me)
Me: WHAAAAT!
Shino: Okayy...(writes stff down in a small notebook)
Me: Nevermind, we be going on now!
Sakura: Okayy...DARE!
Lee: I dare you to trash talk to Sasuke.
Sakura: WHAAAT?
Lee: It was a dare, sistah. Now talk.
Sakura: FINE. Sasuke is a silent-struck freak who has oily ugly hair and NEEDS A MEGA HAIRCUT! (Sakura's voice is shaky when she says this)
Sasuke: Sakura, you'll pay.
Sakura: FUGGIT! My turn.
And the bottle lands on Chouji.
Sakura: Truth or dare, fat boy?
Chouji: Dare!
Sakura: I dare you to lose weight...starting today by handing over that BBQ!
Chouji: NOOOOO1111! NEVAH!
Sakura: It was a dare, fat-boy! Now you don't wanna be called that, eh? DO IT!
Chouji: NOOOOOOOOO! (Hands over BBQ)
Me: You can't get Chouji not eat something he loves!
Sakura: Yes I can. Ino, make sure he does not eat fattening food this week!
Ino: O.K.!
Chouji: (cries) My turn.
And the bottle lands on Tenten.
Chouji: Truth or dare?
Tenten: Dare. I do anything for Neji!
Neji (thinking): Damn that bitch! I'm prayin' that Chouji will make this dare extra hard...
Chouji: I dare you to give your most expensive weapon to Reia for her birthday.
Tenten: WHAAAAT!
Neji: THANKYOU, Chouji!
Me: YEA! GIVEME GIVEME!
Tenten: (cries) FINE, anything for Neji! (Hands over bazillion-yen weapon) Happy Birthday...
Me: KEWL! This PWNES! And by the way, my birthday is uhh...like a week from now? (This is true!)
Tenten: (sob) anyway, my turn.
And the bottle lands on Shino.
Shino: Dammit.
Tenten: Truth or Dare?
Shino: Dare.
Tenten: I dare you to...
Shino: Hell no, not involving Reia again!
Tenten: Actually, I was gonna ask you to take off your glasses, but that's a PWNING idea!
Shino: Great.
Tenten: I dare you to sit beside Reia.
Me: What! Why beside me!
Tenten: Because it was a dare, and you guys are lovebirds. Awe!
Shino: Shut it, Tenten. (crawls over to me). My turn.
And the bottle lands on Naruto.
Shino: So it's both of us again. Truth or dare?
Naruto: Truth.
Shino: are you a pervert like Jiraiya?
Naruto: Well...uhmmm...sorta.
--At this point, all the girls, including me, back away--
Naruto: Gawd. My turn.
And the bottle lands on Me.
Naruto: Just as I had expected. Truth or dare?
Me: I'll stick with the safe side now -- Dare.
Naruto: I dare you to whip off Shino's glasses and he remain like that through the whole game.
Me: Damn. (takes off Shino's glasses).
Naruto: Omg. Go lol.
Me: (drools) K-Kawaii...
Shino: Naruto, you baka. Reia, please get off me.
Me: NEVER! (clings to Shino's arm)
Shino: Gawd. Isn't it enough to hear me admit that I like you and mean it?
Me: NO. Now I be spinning the bottle now!
And the bottle lands on Shikamaru.
Me: Shika, truth or dare?
Shikamaru: Dare.
Me: I dare you to do the Chicken Dance!
Shikamaru: I hate you.
--Some wose-than-Gaara's dancing later..--
Shikamaru: My turn.
And the bottle lands on Hinata.
Shikamaru: Hina, truth or dare?
Hinata: D-dare.
Shikamaru: Fine, I dare you to kiss the guy this bottle lands on.
Hinata: But why?
Shikamaru: It's a dare. And you chose to do a dare.
And so the bottle lands on...
End of Chapter! Yea, I know, sorry to keep your suspense up. That's MY ninja way!
Remember the episode where kakashi was gonna take his mask off and this kept all your suspense and eagerness up, but all there was was another mask? I love that.
Anyways, Chapter 3 is soon to come! PRAY for it!
