Chat #2: Best Villain

Yay, the second chapter! R&R!

Ganondorf- BestVillainEver

Bowser- KingOfTheKoopas

King Dedede- LadiesLuvTheHammer

Wolf- KillFoxMcCloud

Wario- ILurvesMyGarlic


KingOfTheKoopas has signed in

LadiesLuvTheHammer has signed in

KillFoxMcCloud has signed in

LadiesLuvTheHammer: 'Sup, mah brothas

KillFoxMcCloud: If you EVER say that again, I will kill you

LadiesLuvTheHammer: Yes, sir!

KingOfTheKoopas: Ugh…

BestVillainEver has signed in

BestVillainEver: Yo

KingOfTheKoopas: Lies! Blasphemy! INSANITY!

BestVillainEver: What's wrong with you?

KingOfTheKoopas: You say you're the best villain ever, but is so not true!

KillFoxMcCloud: Oh, and you think you are?

ILurvesMyGarlic has signed in

ILurvesMyGarlic: What's going on?

KillFoxMcCloud: Ganondorf thinks he's the best villain ever

ILurvesMyGarlic: Well, that's the silliest thing I've ever heard in my life!

KingOfTheKoopas: Exactly!

ILurvesMyGarlic: 'cus I'M the best!

BestVillainEver: Say wha?

LadiesLuvTheHammer: He said he's the best villain ever

BestVillainEver: I heard what he said!

LadiesLuvTheHammer got hit with a Warlock Punch by BestVillainEver

LadiesLuvTheHammer: Ow!

ILurvesMyGarlic: It's true, ya know.

KillFoxMcCloud: Okay, then explain why you're the best villain ever.

ILurvesMyGarlic: Well, I've… I've… uh…

BestVillainEver: You've done nothing

LadiesLuvTheHammer: My thoughts exactly

KingOfTheKoopas: I've kidnapped Mario's idiotic girlfriend hundreds of times before!

BestVillainEver: Did you sexually assault her every hour on the hour?

KingOfTheKoopas: No

BestVillainEver: Than you've really done nothing.

KingOfTheKoopas: Crap!

LadiesLuvTheHammer: I've stolen all the food in dreamland once!

ILurvesMyGarlic: And who whooped your fat butt into oblivion?

LadiesLuvTheHammer: Shut up!

KillFoxMcCloud: I've committed countless crimes across the galaxy, and I've nearly killed Fox McCloud

KingOfTheKoopas: Hence your Pename.

KillFoxMcCloud: You wanna die?

KingOfTheKoopas: I'll be good!

BestVillainEver: Wow, Wolf. That's really low.

KillFoxMcCloud: Thank you, Ganondorf.

ILurvesMyGarlic: *gasp* he said those words!

LadiesLuvTheHammer: This calls for banishment!

BestVillainEver: As leader of the Evil Club, I hereby banish you from this table!

KillFoxMcCloud: NOOOOOOO!!!!

KillFoxMcCloud has been booted from this table

KingOfTheKoopas: Wait, who appointed you leader?

BestVillainEver: Well, I'm obviously the most evil villain. I've kidnapped Zelda a Bazillion and one times, plagued Hyrule with vile monsters, tricked this weirdo into taking over Hyrule for me, shrouded the land in twilight, and I once stole Link's milk.

LadiesLuvTheHammer: You stole his milk?

BestVillainEver: Yeah… it tasted so good…

ILurvesMyGarlic: Hey, I've just thought of a way to raise my bar in the Evil Club!

BestVillainEver: Do tell.

ILurvesMyGarlic: King Dedede, I think your hammer is really sissy!

LadiesLuvTheHammer: I'LL MURDER YOU!!!

ILurvesMyGarlic: AAAAAHH!!

ILurvesMyGarlic has been knocked into the horizon…

LadiesLuvTheHammer: That takes care of him

BestVillainEver: Wow, that's even lower than Wolf. Attacking a fellow member… amazing.

LadiesLuvTheHammer: Yeah, I am awesome.

BestVillainEver: You, Bowser, however, have done almost nothing.

KingOfTheKoopas: W-what?

BestVillainEver: All you've done is kidnap Peach and lock her in a dark room. Other than that, you do absolutely NOTHING! I should just banish you.

KingOfTheKoopas: N-no, please! Anything but that!

BestVillainEver: Hmph. You're not even worth it.

KingOfTheKoopas: Whew…

BestVillainEver: ……………………...PSYCHE!

KingOfTheKoopas: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

KingOfTheKoopas has been booted from the table

LadiesLuvTheHammer: Hey, wait a minute here!

BestVillainEver: What?

LadiesLuvTheHammer: It says here, on page 83 line 62 of the Evil Club handbook, that if the leader boots a member from the table unjustly, he must be instantly booted.

BestVillainEver: So?

LadiesLuvTheHammer: Bowser committed no offense! So now, I must banish you from the table!

BestVillainEver: NOOOOOOO!!! It's not possible! I am the leader of the Evil Club!

LadiesLuvTheHammer: Not any more!

BestVillainEver: NOOOOOO!!!

BestVillainEver has been booted from the table

ILurvesMyGarlic has signed in

ILurvesMyGarlic: Dedede! That was cruel! Hey where is everyone?

LadiesLuvTheHammer: I BANISH YOU FOR BEING A JERK! AS OF NOW, I'M THE LEADER OF THE EVIL CLUB!

ILurvesMyGarlic: Crap!

ILurvesMyGarlic has been booted from the table

LadiesLuvTheHammer: Mwahahahaha! I rock! Wait a minute… *gasp*

LadiesLuvTheHammer has been booted from the table

The Evil Club has no more members! This table will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2…

Hahahahaha! You have no idea how much fun I had writing this chapter! See you next time!