Chat #2: Best Villain
Yay, the second chapter! R&R!
Ganondorf- BestVillainEver
Bowser- KingOfTheKoopas
King Dedede- LadiesLuvTheHammer
Wolf- KillFoxMcCloud
Wario- ILurvesMyGarlic
KingOfTheKoopas has signed in
LadiesLuvTheHammer has signed in
KillFoxMcCloud has signed in
LadiesLuvTheHammer: 'Sup, mah brothas
KillFoxMcCloud: If you EVER say that again, I will kill you
LadiesLuvTheHammer: Yes, sir!
KingOfTheKoopas: Ugh…
BestVillainEver has signed in
BestVillainEver: Yo
KingOfTheKoopas: Lies! Blasphemy! INSANITY!
BestVillainEver: What's wrong with you?
KingOfTheKoopas: You say you're the best villain ever, but is so not true!
KillFoxMcCloud: Oh, and you think you are?
ILurvesMyGarlic has signed in
ILurvesMyGarlic: What's going on?
KillFoxMcCloud: Ganondorf thinks he's the best villain ever
ILurvesMyGarlic: Well, that's the silliest thing I've ever heard in my life!
KingOfTheKoopas: Exactly!
ILurvesMyGarlic: 'cus I'M the best!
BestVillainEver: Say wha?
LadiesLuvTheHammer: He said he's the best villain ever
BestVillainEver: I heard what he said!
LadiesLuvTheHammer got hit with a Warlock Punch by BestVillainEver
LadiesLuvTheHammer: Ow!
ILurvesMyGarlic: It's true, ya know.
KillFoxMcCloud: Okay, then explain why you're the best villain ever.
ILurvesMyGarlic: Well, I've… I've… uh…
BestVillainEver: You've done nothing
LadiesLuvTheHammer: My thoughts exactly
KingOfTheKoopas: I've kidnapped Mario's idiotic girlfriend hundreds of times before!
BestVillainEver: Did you sexually assault her every hour on the hour?
KingOfTheKoopas: No
BestVillainEver: Than you've really done nothing.
KingOfTheKoopas: Crap!
LadiesLuvTheHammer: I've stolen all the food in dreamland once!
ILurvesMyGarlic: And who whooped your fat butt into oblivion?
LadiesLuvTheHammer: Shut up!
KillFoxMcCloud: I've committed countless crimes across the galaxy, and I've nearly killed Fox McCloud
KingOfTheKoopas: Hence your Pename.
KillFoxMcCloud: You wanna die?
KingOfTheKoopas: I'll be good!
BestVillainEver: Wow, Wolf. That's really low.
KillFoxMcCloud: Thank you, Ganondorf.
ILurvesMyGarlic: *gasp* he said those words!
LadiesLuvTheHammer: This calls for banishment!
BestVillainEver: As leader of the Evil Club, I hereby banish you from this table!
KillFoxMcCloud: NOOOOOOO!!!!
KillFoxMcCloud has been booted from this table
KingOfTheKoopas: Wait, who appointed you leader?
BestVillainEver: Well, I'm obviously the most evil villain. I've kidnapped Zelda a Bazillion and one times, plagued Hyrule with vile monsters, tricked this weirdo into taking over Hyrule for me, shrouded the land in twilight, and I once stole Link's milk.
LadiesLuvTheHammer: You stole his milk?
BestVillainEver: Yeah… it tasted so good…
ILurvesMyGarlic: Hey, I've just thought of a way to raise my bar in the Evil Club!
BestVillainEver: Do tell.
ILurvesMyGarlic: King Dedede, I think your hammer is really sissy!
LadiesLuvTheHammer: I'LL MURDER YOU!!!
ILurvesMyGarlic: AAAAAHH!!
ILurvesMyGarlic has been knocked into the horizon…
LadiesLuvTheHammer: That takes care of him
BestVillainEver: Wow, that's even lower than Wolf. Attacking a fellow member… amazing.
LadiesLuvTheHammer: Yeah, I am awesome.
BestVillainEver: You, Bowser, however, have done almost nothing.
KingOfTheKoopas: W-what?
BestVillainEver: All you've done is kidnap Peach and lock her in a dark room. Other than that, you do absolutely NOTHING! I should just banish you.
KingOfTheKoopas: N-no, please! Anything but that!
BestVillainEver: Hmph. You're not even worth it.
KingOfTheKoopas: Whew…
BestVillainEver: ……………………...PSYCHE!
KingOfTheKoopas: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
KingOfTheKoopas has been booted from the table
LadiesLuvTheHammer: Hey, wait a minute here!
BestVillainEver: What?
LadiesLuvTheHammer: It says here, on page 83 line 62 of the Evil Club handbook, that if the leader boots a member from the table unjustly, he must be instantly booted.
BestVillainEver: So?
LadiesLuvTheHammer: Bowser committed no offense! So now, I must banish you from the table!
BestVillainEver: NOOOOOOO!!! It's not possible! I am the leader of the Evil Club!
LadiesLuvTheHammer: Not any more!
BestVillainEver: NOOOOOO!!!
BestVillainEver has been booted from the table
ILurvesMyGarlic has signed in
ILurvesMyGarlic: Dedede! That was cruel! Hey where is everyone?
LadiesLuvTheHammer: I BANISH YOU FOR BEING A JERK! AS OF NOW, I'M THE LEADER OF THE EVIL CLUB!
ILurvesMyGarlic: Crap!
ILurvesMyGarlic has been booted from the table
LadiesLuvTheHammer: Mwahahahaha! I rock! Wait a minute… *gasp*
LadiesLuvTheHammer has been booted from the table
The Evil Club has no more members! This table will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2…
Hahahahaha! You have no idea how much fun I had writing this chapter! See you next time!
