Somewhere in the Youkai World...(Really! I have no idea where she is...So I named it somehwere! )


A small, Tiny Contract...


Kuru let out an aggravated sigh.

She had been walking for hours. Red Light's could be seen behind her as she kept walking. She just needed to find the light right? It couldn't be that hard...Sunlight would be the human world. The human world would be home, and home would mean...Well...To find someone that could tell her about being a god...

She paused as she felt a flash go over her. Probably from the blood lose. She was so weak and still she had to keep going... She had to get home...


Back to Akura-ou...


He slurped down the Sake in his cup and ran his free hand through his Hair...

That idiot god. Why was it that humans thought they knew everything? He poured himself another cup and downed it quickly. He couldn't believe it. He winced and rubbed his face. It still stung...

He rolled his eyes and sighed. Youkai chatted around him as he sat at a table in a Youkai market. Old and young, Tall and short. Drunk and sober...He winced and placed a hand on his head. If he kept drinking like this, he would be in the drunk category.

He pushed his cup away. Relaxing...That's why he was here... Extraction was stressful...So he had come here to relieve his stress. Strange enough his stress was just building up. The more he sat at this table it annoyed him. Then he heard it... A bunch of drunkards beside him.

" Hey dude? You hear about the new Sky God?"

" Yeah man. One Youkai saw her walking towards the border line.."

" Dude! She'll get squashed! Let's go watch!"

"Yeah!"

Akura-ou swallowed the lump in his throat and quickly stood up. Well at least he had something fun to do now, Right?


Back to Kuru!


She saw it...A white line. It looked promising. It had to take her to her world. Just a few more minutes and she would be at her motel home. Back to her normal life. She picked up her pace and was soon in a full run towards the White chalk line. Stepping over it was so interesting. Because as soon as she did she regretted it. She heard the ground shaking.

Strange...Earthquake? Maybe... But why was it getting louder? Kuru turned around and looked up. A huge pair of feet was coming towards her...

"WHAT THE CRAP!" She dodged one foot and then the other. Only to see another pair coming towards her. She felt it again. Dizziness. Her blood was coming out to much...Not good...

This could not happen now! She saw the feet and dropped down to her knees. So this was it...This was her end... She was pretty sure if she died it would be of old age... Not under the heel of a giant. Why was her life so weird? And why did her death have to be Weirder...

She felt her body start to topple over...And than...

Two strong arms wrapped around her...


Akura-ou's Back... ( Help Us All.. -_- The Pest Showed Up.. )


The idoit human. She reeked of fear. That's how he found her. Fear was pouring off of her in waves, and to pull it all together the idiot fell to her knees right in front of a giant cyclops. Akura-ou darted towards her in annoyance. Quickly grabbing her in his arms and running back over the line. He looked at her annoyed...

" Oi! Woman! What were you thin-..."

She looked at him, wide eyed and then...Toppled over in his arms...

He froze for a second trying to grab his thoughts. She was leaning on him...On Him...He bit his lip and looked down at her...

She was out cold.

Not to mention she was bleeding...He stopped himself...

Oh Yeah! Humans don't heal like Youkai! He slapped himself for being stupid. The drunkards at the Market...They said she was the sky god right? He knew where that was. He tried to attack it 500 years ago...

He picked up the girl in bridal style and started walking towards the human world... " Oi...Your lighter than you look woman...This is good...I would have dragged you if you weren't"...


At the Sky God Shrine...


Akura-ou burst down the door with his foot. Easy. Now he had to take this Human to the gods room and doctor her up. Why was he doing this? Oh yeah...He wanted to keep his body. If it wasn't for that...He wouldn't give a Crap...He trudged down the hallway, Expensive boots clicking. He knew there was shrine spirits here...To bad. If he saw them he would have them open the door...

He kicked the bedroom door down and looked around. The room was in bad shape, but there was still a futon in the corner. He could set her down and then wrap up the wounds. After that he was sure that she would want to sign a contract! He was sure that's how they did it. He just had to get the right paper, get her to sign, and then he was home free! The contract would be sealed and he would have his body forever!

Simple right?

He looked at the Futon and bent over, trying to put down the nearly dead girl. He let go of her body, but something wasn't right.

She wouldn't let go

"... Oi...Stupid Human..." He tried to pry her arms off, but was caught in something unexpected.

The girl muttered something in her sleep and placed her lips on his... The kiss was slow and innocent...But Captivating...Her lips were sweet against his. She moved just right and let out a soft moan, before pulling away, turning her hug to a big pillow.

Akura-ou's heart nearly stopped...That was...Different...

His heart wasn't acting right. Skipping like it was free. Akura-ou grasped his chest and winced. What was that about? He touched his lips and dipped his head to look at the ground. That was...Too Different... Because as soon as it was over he felt a weight being put on his shoulder's...

Two gold rings locked themselves around his wrist. Binding him... His heart jumped..."What the Crap?" He lifted his head and panic filled his chest. Blood was pouring all over the futon... He had to help her now!... He took off his jacket and placed it over her shivering figure and then tore an old sheet. He then wrapped her wounds firmly.

His panic didn't leave...

"Sir?"

He jumped and slowly turned around to see two children with orange hair and big brown eyes looking at him. " We have some healing cream...Would that help the new goddess?"

He looked at the shrine spirits and nodded. Anything would help now...Anything would help with this Stupid Human in front of him. They handed him the cream and placed into his clawed hand. Then they ran out in panic. Probably because they knew who he was... He saw them last time he was here. Cowering behind a tall blond haired goddess...They almost looked like her children, so why would she leave them?

He snarled his lip in digust. His soul was compelling him to help this girl... What was with those Rings? Those rings were so strange...He rubbed the cream and watched as her wounds cleared in seconds...Huh...That was easy...

He stood up ready to look for room to stay in but stopped. This shrine was a mess...A huge mess. He sulked. Tired, hungry, and weirded out. That's what he was..And yet he was starting to feel...Responsible? He gagged... He hated that word...He always liked fun and games. Like the game of war that got him put away for 500 years... That was fun...While it lasted. He sighed and felt a tug at his boots. Looking down he saw a shrine spirit..

"Um Sir...Would you like to wear these? It's cold and your wearing a netted shirt so..."

Akura-ou looked at the hakamashita that was handed to him...He was cold. Really cold, and the clothes were nice. He never really wore the color white...But the Hakama itself was a deep blue.

Not his color. He liked black, red, and gold. Still they were nice. The only time he wore nice kimono's was when he borrowed them from his old partner in crime, But it always ticked the guy off, so he just stuck to black, but now he had some nice hakamashita's of his own...Really nice...

" Yeah... I'll wear these...Oi..." He slapped his head..." Do you have food here?" The two spirits tilted their heads to the side, which ticked him off. " Oi...Watch the woman! " Akura pulled off his shirt, in the hallway, and started to change... The children skreeched and ran off panicing that they had seen his chest.

" Stop Screaming you Insects!"

They froze as he fixed the last remaining crease in his hakamashita and stood. " Watch the human, And don't scream like that...or I'll finish what I started..." His eyes darkened and the spirits jumped. Panic overcoming their souls. Akura-ou smiled wryly. He liked it when people paniced. He sighed.

" Hey! One more thing! What do Humans like to eat?


Kuru's Awake!


She looked at the ceiling confused...The room looked so...Dirty.

The futon she was sleeping on was old and covered in blood. Probably hers. She didn't know though. It was to much of a blurr. Where was she? She sat up quickly, heart beating. The room was dusty and tearing apart at the seams. The room looked like it belonged to a shrine...Wait a minute...A SHRINE?

Kuru quickly got up and threw open the door. Looking out she froze. It was a shrine...A shrine in the SKY!

"OH MY GODS! I'M FLOATING! "

Kuru stumbled at on the steps and yelped. It had a beautiful stone platform. A single Sakura tree stood by the edge and Steps led down to about halfway in the sky and stopped...

" Great...I'm Stuck. I sure wish I could fly right now!" She sighed.

"Excuse me miss!"

She jumped." Are you alright? The tall man that brought you here told us to watch you...Closely"

" Wait...What Man?"

" The tall one with Red hair and Horns..."

Man with horn-...Wait...That idiot from the Red Light district? Him? Oh Crap No! She felt her body freeze, and she almost doubled over.

"Oi! What's she doing up!" Oh crap it was him...That idiot was here...

"She's not supposed to be up. She is weak. Like all humans she must sleep...And eat...Here human, Eat!"...

That idiot held out a bloodly piece of meat from god knows where. " What . Is . That .?" He smiled arrogantly. " It is beef! " He smiled proudly. " I caught it with my bare hands! Now eat and be refreshed!"

" Are you kidding me?! That's raw!"

He furrowed his brow in confusion and looked at the meat, " So humans...Don't eat things like this?"

"No..."


" I see...Well...I will cook this! Hey Runts! Light a fire!"

"Hey don't call them runts!"

Akura-ou froze and dropped to his knees meat and all. Wait why was he listening to her? Then it hit him. She kissed him...Was that the contract?

" Ugh! Why are you listening to me? Stop listening! Call them runts! Call them runts now!"

Akura-ou turned his head and looked at the shrine spirits, " YOU RUNTS!"

" I said to stop listening t-"

The shrine spirits looked at Kuru and sighed, " Um Miss goddess...Didn't you sign the Familiar contract?"

"What? No I didn't sign anything..."

"You kissed him..."

Kuru froze...and then slowly turned her eyes towards Akura-ou..."You...You Kissed me when I was sleeping! You PERVERT!"

"..."


The next day...


Akura-ou rubbed his ears in annoyance.

They were still ringing from the annoying humans screaming.

She screamed for three hours and whined for four...Never had he been so intimidated by a Human Woman in his life. Maybe it was the contract. The words she screamed into his ears were still ringing on and off... Don't ever kiss me again! Cook That! You Idiot! Cooking involves fire and pans, You got that? Or are you going to cook it on your hand?

He laughed as he remembered her face, as he lit the fire, placed the meat on his hand and held his hand over the fire. Priceless... But hey...Humans were like that...

Now he had to clean and rebuild. Something he had never done before. The girl he now worked for had thrown a 'How to Build a Shrine for Dummys' book at his head. To bad he couldn't read the language she called English...

" Oi Woman!"

The girl shot him an aggravated look...Oooh...Scary..." My Name is not Woman...It's Kuru!"

" Kuru.." He smiled as her name rolled across his tongue, resting slightly on his lips. Yes he liked her name...

" Don't say my name so casually... Pervert.."

Akura-ou looked at her annoyed... He didn't want her to say that word.. She looked way to innocent to say that word..." Oi Women! Don't call me that! My Name is Akura-ou!"

She looked at him annoyed, " I'll stop calling you a Perv if you stop calling me Woman!"

He smiled. Narrowing his eyes staring through dark, thick, eye-lashes. His gold eye's flashing with humor..." Ok! From now on your Tall Woman!"

Kuru looked at him annoyed..." I prefer just being called Woman..."


A/N: So...Yeah...Akura-ou...What are you going to call Kuru?

Akura-ou: "...Woman is fun...But she has a tail on the back of her head in which she calls a pony-tail... Pony-Tail Woman...I think that one is fun!"

Kuru: " If you call me that...You will be known as the weakest demon in the world... Instead of the strongest..."

Akura-ou: 'Cowers in corner'