Hi, It's me again…Thank you, my one reviewer (and Koji)…I may not be as talented as my brother, Koji, who only has to hear a song and a flood of ideas begin to flow, but I shall do my best…


Rin's pov

It was slightly humorous, I suppose…a joke we would never live down, like the time I stupidly asked what the things were that went on Popsicle sticks. However, (with the exception of Miku, maybe) they had no idea why later in life we would randomly declare it, or how serious we were…

Third person pov

It was a normal enough day, the sun was shining, birds were chirping, and Rin had just run Kaito over with the road roller. Len had just come back from an outing with his friends…humming a strange tune. Oh well, nothing new or troubling…yet. Although… "Hey Len, are you humming? I'm trying to watch tv, you know."

Len stopped abruptly as he realized that he had been humming. "Oh, I'm sorry Rin. I just heard this song today and now it's in my head."

"Whatever, Len. Just keep it down, kay, shouta boy?" Rin smirked as Len's face turned red with anger.

"I'm not a shouta! Flatty!"

"I'm not that flat anymore, nerd!"

"Moron!"

"Idiot!"

"Pea brain!"

"Enough! What is wrong with you two? What are you, five?" Miku yelled from the kitchen, clearly annoyed with our bickering. "Stop fighting with Rin, Len, or I'll send Gakupo into your room tonight." Len paled.

"I'll be good…" Len said in a small voice.

"Rin, stop antagonizing Len, or…um…I'll take the keys to the road roller!"

Rin gasped. "You wouldn't…would you?"

"I would." Miku stated.

Ten minutes later…..

"Len, shut up! I'm trying to watch tv." Rin said. "Stop with the damn humming."

"I'm sorry this song is stuck in my head. It's not like I want it to be!" Len retorted.

Twenty Minutes later….

"Len! SHUT UP!"

"I'm sorry, I don't mean to!"

Five minutes later…..

"Len, If you don't shut up, I'm going to-" Rin proceeded to describe various unpleasant situations involving a banana, orange, leek, and an eggplant. Len, meanwhile, had both hands tangled in his hair on either side of his head and was repeatedly slamming it on the table.

Ten minutes later…

"Len…you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?" Her answer was a groan and Len attempting to give himself a concussion again.

Fifteen minutes later….

"Len, please. If you are going to hum, go to our room." Rin said, exasperated. She was slightly surprised when he did just that.

One hour later….(dun dun daa!)

I'm bored! Rin thought to herself. What should I do? Hm…I've watched tv, played video games, run Kaito over with the road roller (twice), mocked Neru and hid her cell phone…Hehehe…I'll call Len a shouta! As she reached the door to the room the twins shared, she froze. It was that thrice dammed humming again! Rin threw open the door. "Len! What the hell? What is this song you seem to love so much? You've been humming it ever since you got back!"

Len picked himself off the floor where he had fallen in surprise. "What?"

"The song! What's it called?" Rin demanded. Len flushed crimson. "Well?"

"Um…" Len mumbled something inaudible.

"What? Speak up." Rin said moving closer. Len mumbled again. "Louder, Len! I can't hear you." Len mumbled again. "Spit it out already, Len!" What his said (or shouted) next caused her to blush furiously.

"I said, Shut up and Sleep with Me!!!" Len yelled…right as Miku opened the door. Both turned around as Miku's face went blank in shock. She backed up slowly, closed the door, went downstairs and fainted on the couch.

"E-eh? Len, you pervert!"

"No, stupid, it's the name of the song! Shut up and sleep with me, by Sin with Sebastian!" Len said frantically.

"Oh…What kind of name is that?" Rin said, looking embarrassed.

"Well, we had better go explain this to Miku…" Len said.

Later…

"I can't believe they thought it was that funny…" Len grumbled as they went to their room.

"Meiko looked almost disappointed for some reason…" Rin noted, puzzled.

"Worst part is, it's still stuck in my head…" Len said despairingly.

"I noticed." Rin replied sarcastically.

Kagamine room, five minutes later….

"Leeeennnnn….please….shut up!" Rin was at her wits end. They had tried everything they could think of, from listening to other music to listening to the song over again with no results.

Three minutes later…

"ARG! Fine!" After hearing Len hum repeatedly, Rin was sick of it. Without warning, she stood up, crossed the room to where he was seated on the bed, looked at Len for a fraction of a second, placed her hands on his shoulders and kissed him roughly. Len's eyes widened in shock as he squirmed, but he gradually relaxed and his eyes slid closed as he returned the kiss. His mind had gone blissfully blank, with a few thoughts flitting though it. He could taste vanilla mixed with a tangy orange flavor mixed in. Unconsciously, he wrapped one arm around her waist, and placed his other hand at the back of her head and pulled her closer, bringing her back to reality and reminding her that she was, in fact, kissing her twin brother on the lips. After giving it a moment of thought, she came to a conclusion: She didn't care. If fact, she would go as far as to say she liked, no, LOVED it. From the way he sucked at her bottom lip to the faint hint of banana she tasted. Very little thought was passing though her head at that moment, but one random word floated though her hazy mind: Shouta. As they separated for a moment for air, Rin mumbled the first thing that popped into her head. "You taste like a Shouta…"

"Shut up and sleep with me…" And Len pulled her into another kiss, adding tongues to the mix this time.

Five minutes later…

They were both laying on the bed, out of breath (from the kiss, pervs). "Well…that was…um…interesting." And so VERY nice… Len said, a dreamy look on his face.

Rin was just a little more out of it than Len. "Yes…So very nice-I mean, interesting…"

Len decided to take a risk. "We should do it again sometime…"

Rin smirked and looked over at Len. "Defiantly." Moments later, she began to hum a VERY familiar tune.

One year later…

"And then the waiter asked the old man 'nuts?' And he says 'no, arthritis'!" Kaito said. Everyone at the dinner table laughed politely. Moments later, Len began to hum. Rin smirked and gave him a look.

"That's not 'Shut up, and Sleep with Me' is it, Len?" Rin mocked. Everyone laughed, remembering that day.

Len smirked back at her. "I don't know, is it?"

"Perv." Rin grinned. Five minutes later, Len stood up. "I'm going to go do my homework."

"I'm going to go copy Len's answers." Rin chimed in, following Len. Homework was not done that night.


This was based off of a true story. Reviews are welcome…