Chapter Two: Day One

The day was still young, Kodo realized, and they still had many hours to train. Naruto's progress was slow but he was progressing, so Kodo would continue reading his book, in the shade of a tree sitting with his legs crossed.

"Hey! Kodo!" Naruto called and the boy in the shadows closed his book and let out a deep sigh of resignation, the book would have to wait for now.

"Yes Naruto?"

"Sexy Jutsu!" Naruto transformed into a nude blonde woman, the form was still deficient.

"Oh, I understand now!" Kodo stated enthusiastically as he studied Naruto's new form, it was perfect. "So that's why you're failing, you're just exceptionally pervy!" Kodo stated and laughed, the expression on Naruto's sexy jutsu changed from what appeared to be an attempt at seduction to one of contempt and he released the Jutsu. "Still, if you're capable of doing that Jutsu then I don't see why transforming into the Hokage is so much more difficult. Perhaps it's just the fact that unlike your sexy Jutsu, the Hokage wears clothes and you think about clothes and physique being two different things, so you're either focusing on how intricate his attire is or how to create him perfectly, the result is an imbalanced transformation." Kodo explained and rose to his feet, Naruto looked dumbstruck.

"Eh?"

Kodo sighed deeply and groaned as he tried to get up. His legs were too stiff, it wasn't going to work. "Shadow Clone Jutsu, Shadow Wolf-Transformation-Jutsu." He groaned and climbed onto the back of his transformed clone.

"Whoa! How'd you do that!?" Naruto exclaimed, and pointed a finger at Kodo's wolf.

"I created a mental image of a wolf in my head and made it a reality, but this wolf is just a version of me, transformed. You can't do it yet, because you haven't mastered the transformation Jutsu, or the shadow-clone jutsu either." Kodo said and yawned loudly once he was done. "Come on, I'm tired and hungry, let's go get a bite to eat, we're done training for the day... at least I am anyways."

"Wait so what you're saying is that you imagined it and created it in the real world?" Naruto asked and Kodo closed his eyes as he dug his cheek into the warm fur of his wolf. He suddenly fell asleep. Leaving Naruto to figure it out on his own.


Moments Later...

Naruto stared at the masked boy as he slept on wolfback, his eyes were closed and he was breathing lightly, he wondered how Kodo could wear that mask all the time... didn't it feel weird? Naruto slowly raised his index finger and stood slightly closer to him as he reached forward... and poked the smooth and soft fabric, he let out a chuckle.

Kodo suddenly opened his eyes. "Awesome, isn't it?" He asked then closed them again as he started thinking. "Did you figure out the transformation Jutsu yet?"

"What?!" Naruto clenched his fist and gritted his teeth.

"Don't bother trying to take it off." Kodo whispered quietly, his eyes were still closed.

"Just watch me!" Naruto used his free hand to grasp the top of his mask and pulled as hard as he could, it didn't budge.

"Uwah!" Kodo shouted as Naruto ripped him off the wolf's back with one hand and held him up by his mask.

"What the hell is this?!" Naruto asked and Kodo suddenly disappeared from his grasp in a blast of smoke.

Meanwhile...

"Oh... well it looks like he brutally murdered my shadow clone." Kodo mumbled to himself as he swallowed some noodles, he was already at Ichiraku Ramen, best Ramen in the world. "3...2...1..."

Something bumped into his shoulder and he looked to check it out, when he did his eyes widened slightly with surprise. "Uhm... hello." He stated and found himself staring at a crowd of three, they consisted of Sakura, Ino, and Tenten. To be honest, they were all leaning a little too close for comfort, staring into his eyes with shadowed faces and ominous intent. They leaned closer, and closer... and closer. "H'okay. This is getting kind of weird, do you mind letting me breathe some air?" He asked, and let out a sigh.

"Hello~~~~~ Ko-do." They said in unison, causing his left eye to twitch slightly, he started to let out nervous chuckles.

"Hi." He stated, and looked for opening in which to escape... it was no good. He was surrounded. "I... surrender." He mumbled quietly and turned around to face his bowl of ramen, when he did they all sat on the chairs next to him and ordered another bowl each. Perhaps he should find a different place to eat, so they wouldn't find him... no that wouldn't work. He left a trail of scent behind it and they would follow him like ninja-hounds. It was no use, whatever. Buying three bowls of ramen for them wasn't a big deal, not to him anyways.

"Oh, Kodokunaha, you don't have to be a Lonely Leaf, anymore... we'll be here with you... forever-"

"H'OKAY I'M OUTTA HERE, HERE'S THE MONEY, BYE!" He said and got to his feet and used the transportation Jutsu; then found himself inside his room, the nice and quiet, cold and dark room, in which he could finally find rest.

He could hear shuffling of feet against wooden-floor as he made way through the single corridor that lead to his bedroom... the noise came from his closet. Knowing this he cautiously peeked around the corner and walked in the same manner towards the closet, extending a hand outwards he reached for the handle and pulled. It didn't budge.

"Hm?"

He gripped the handle tighter and pulled with more force, and the door ripped open, he found himself face to face with a newly alleged closet pervert. "Hinata?" He asked and adjusted his mask.

"I-it's, it's not what it looks like..." She whispered, and her entire face flushed red. "I was just..."

"You were just hiding in my closet... because you wanted to see me take my mask off." He finished her sentence with a deep sigh at the end. "What's with that anyways?" He asked, and crossed his arms. "Can't you just look through the mask with your Byakugan?" He asked.

"No, I can't... for some reason the author won't let me see your face through your mask... he says it's something about you wearing too many masks with a chakra mask aswell."

"Hinata, what are you babbling about?" Kodo asked and let out a sigh. "Well... good, because if you say my face... you would die~~~."

Her face turned pale and she nodded slightly with absolutely terrified eyes, then she charged out of his room, letting Kodo let out a relieved sigh. "Finally... Peace... quiet... sleep..." He collapsed face-first onto his bed and sighed deeply.

"KODO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!"

"Kill me."