Here's the Varia/Christmas omake thingy! I got this idea from my friend, Cindi, and it felt wrong to not add this in.
Xanxus's favorite thing about Christmas was not the joy of giving, presents, the sparkly decorations, or anything like that. His favorite part was...the COOKIES! For him, Christmas was not Christmas until he had eaten a batch of cookies.
So of course, on Christmas morning, the first thing he did was order Lussuria to make him cookies. Lussuria agreed because he loved cooking, and he didn't want to get killed by Xanxus.
Right after breakfast, he got started on the cookies. However, Bel had thrown his knives at Fran again, so Lussuria delayed the cookie-making so that he could heal Fran's wounds.
Lussuria was about to continue, but his Barbie alarm went off, reminding him to cook lunch. He cooked the lunch, served it, and then ate it.
Lussuria continued to work on the cookies. Squalo started yelling because he had run out of shampoo. Lussuria delayed the cookie-making to drive to a store and buy more of Squalo's usual shampoo. Then, he drove back and gave Squalo the shampoo.
Lussuria continued to work on cookies. His Hello Kitty alram went off, reminding him to cook dinner. He cooked the dinner, served it, and ate it.
He continued to to bake the cookies. Finally, there were no distractions, and he could finish it without a problem. Lussuria brought a plate of cookies to Xanxus. Xanxus ate a cookie and didn't kill Lussuria, meaning that the taste was acceptable. Xanxus walked to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator.
"Where's the milk?" he asked, glaring at Lussuria.
"Um, we ran out," Lussuria replied, preparing to run.
Xanxus got mad and got out his guns.
"Die, trash," he growled.
Lussuria ran away. Xanxus chased him all over the mansion, firing his guns the whole time. For some reason, the rest of the Varia got involved and ran away with Lussuria. They hid in a nearby forest while Xanxus destroyed the mansion while looking for them.
So, we now all know that Chrome and Mukuro were interrupted because of Xanxus and his anger management issues. Excuse me while I run away from his guns. Before I go, Merry Christmas!
