The parings in the story will come later on I may be Lemons or there may be not. I haven't decided yet. As you can tell, the fic is ridiculously AU, but it will follow Canon events. Naruto and Shikamaru are the main characters, but the fic will be based mostly on Naruto from a third person view. Naruto and Shikamaru might seem overpowered, but both are high Chunin level at the moment. I'm also including a family tree.

Jiraiya is Minato and Sakumo's uncle. Jiraiya's sister married a Hatake who gave birth to Sakumo.

Minato is Shikaku's half brother. Same Father, different mother. His mother is Jiraiya's other sister.

Kakashi, Naruto, and Shikamaru are all cousins. Jiraiya is all threes great uncle.

Tsunade will only be related by blood to Naruto because of Kushina. Kushina is the grand niece of Mito Uzumaki, the grandaughter of her brother. Tsunade is Mito's granddaughter so Tsunade and Kushina are like cousins. Tsunade is Naruto's Aunt/Grandmother figure. Tsunade will also be married to Jiraiya, making her Kakashi, Naruto, and Shikamaru's great aunt. They will be very close and act like a true family.

Oh and thanks to all that reviewed:) Let me know if you have any questions or concerns and/or constructive criticism.

There may or may not be a lemon in the chapter. Read to find out, I know I am.


Genin Team and the Test

Naruto met Shikamaru at the breakfast table where Kakashi, Shikaku, and Yoshino already were seated.

"Good morning." Naruto yawned sleepily.

"Morning cuz." Shikamaru replied with his own yawn.

"You're up early today." Naruto noticed. Usually the boys would come down at the same time.

"I woke up a minute before the alarm clock went off. Usually It takes me ten minutes after the alarm to get up but today was different. There was no point in going back to sleep so here I am."

"That really is troublesome isn't it?" At this, Kakashi sweatdropped. The only troublesome thing here are my two lazy ass cousins.

"Anyway..." Shikamaru said, "We should leave in five minutes if you want to be early. With you dropping the henge, it's only a matter of time before you get fangirls."

Naruto had a horrified expression on his face. "F...fangirls," He stammered. "The things that follow you around no matter what? The very bane of my existance? Shit man, I am so screwed!"

Yoshino banged Naruto over the head with a frying pan. "You will not use such vulgar language in this house! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

Naruto yelped out in pain. "Hai.. baa chan. I..I do."

"Good, now finish your breakfast darling. You wouldn't want to be late would you?"

The men at the table were all thinking the same thing, Are all women bipolar?

Shikamaru decided to speak up. "Ne, Kaka nii, do you know who our senseis are going to be?"

Kakashi eye smiled. "I do. The team assignments were given to me early this morning. But, it's a surprise so I'm not going to ruin it for ya!"

"Ah forget it Shika, we'll find out anyway. But I'm guessing there are slight changes from the teams that i thought up yesterday?" Naruto asked his silver haired cousin.

"Yep. Hokage Sama stated that you were right and decided to change the teams up. I have to go now so I'll see you at the Academy. Thanks or the meal baa-san. Ja-ne!" He disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Shikamaru rose from the table. "Naru, we should leave to."

"Alright Shika, let's go." The two of them disappeared in a swirl of leaves.

Yoshino looked at Shikaku. "Our two little boys are growing up so quick, ne Shika chan?"

"That's right Yoshi chan. Although they will face hardships later on, those two are the future of Konoha. With Kakashi and the others to guide them, the two of them will become a force to be reckoned with."


Naruto and Shikamaru startled Iruka who was entering the classroom. The two of them, dead last and one above the dead last, were seated together in the back of the room with their heads down on the desks, appearing to be sleeping. But Iruka knew now to look underneath the underneath. He focused chakra to his eyes and saw that the two boys were conversing silently using ANBU sign language.

Shika, I'm hungry.

Why didn't you get ramen before?

Kyuu was sleeping so I didn't want any.

Tch, that's troublesome. Wait it out. If Kaka nii is your sensei, then you have a good two hours before he comes to get you. Eat then.

Thanks cousin. You're soooo smart!

I'm just as smart as you are ya know?

Eh, whatever you say.

After that the two Naras really did fall asleep. Iruka sweatdropped. The two were using ANBU sign language to talk about food. I guess Naruto really is a Nara.

After about ten minutes, more kids began to trickle in. No one seemed to notice a blond and a brunette in the back of the room sleeping. That is until of course Ino, Chouji, and Kiba entered the room. They had been told what Naruto had done yesterday. The three of them knew of Naruto's fuzzy little problem and lineage since they were kids. It never bothered them, especially after Naruto summoned the fur ball a couple years ago and Ino had glomped him. The fox was quite passive, and he only helped Naruto.

Ino saw their two friends. "Hey guys," she whispered, "Naruto's dropped the henge. He's not wearing that orange thing anymore either."

The two boys looked at their sleeping friend. Indeed, he had ditched the orange jumpsuit and was now dressed like a true shinobi. He had on black shinobi pants and a long sleeved navy blue shirt that had the Uzumaki spiral on the arm. The spiral showed the closeness of the Senju and Uzumaki, it made Naruto feel proud of his lineage. His pants had several pockets in them that help things ranging from senbon to sealing scrolls. His kunai holster was wrapped around his left leg. All in all, he looked like a true shinobi.

The trio walked up to them. Ino gently shook Naruto awake, while Chouji did the same thing to Shikamaru. The Nara cousins awoke grogilly to see the face of their three oldest friends.

Naruto broke the silence. "Yo minna, ready to rock the ninja world?"

"You bet Naruto!" Chouji said. "By the way, why did you drop the henge now?"

Naruto sighed. "Orders, my friend, orders. Shikamaru and I have to show our true powers albeit slowly. Sandaime jiji demands it from us. Speaking of which, Ino, are you going to stop acting like a Sasuke fan girl yet?"

Ino laughed. "Of course Naruto, did you actually think that I would still pretend to like that gay emo after I became a kunoichi? I'm not Sakura."

"True, true. You are the only respectable kunoichi in our group. Sakura has no skills and Hinata...she has no backbone. You on the other hand, you're not afraid to speak your mind and you pack a mean punch." Naruto said.

Ino smiled at her friend, "Thanks Naru, that meant a lot to me." Naruto grinned his foxy grin in return.

"So, do you know who's teams we are going to be on?" Kiba asked.

Shikamaru answered, "No, not really. Naruto, after his escapade yesterday, voiced his opinions on the preordained teams and apparently they got switched around. "

Chouji looked at Naruto in awe. "Woah, Naruto, you really did that?"

"Hmphf, it was troublesome but yes." The three non Naras sweatdropped.

"Naruto...you really are a Nara, aren't you?" Ino commented.

"Of course I am. My name is Nara Naruto after all." This surprised the three non Naras. "Really? So you've taken the clan name and all?" Kiba asked.

"While having my mother's family name is great, I really am a Nara so yes. My name is Nara Naruto.

At that moment Sakura walked in the room looking for her Sasuke Kun. When she couldn't find him, she looked for Ino. But she couldn't find her either. Why? Ino had done a simple genjutsu that let her blend in with the background. While the four boys tried to hold in their laughter, Sakura shrugged and sat down in an empty seat.

Sasuke walked in a few minutes later with his duck-butt hairstyle that almost all the girls seemed to love. The boys would never know why.

All at once the girls started squealing with the pink haired one being the loudest. "Oh Sasuke Sama, please marry me!" "Sasuke-Kun! Sasuke-Kun! Give me your children." "Sasuke Sama! Take me now!"

The last one disgusted many. They were only twelve for Kami's sake! Sasuke probably wasn't even fertile. Plus he was gay so what was the point?

Naruto and Shikamaru got identical evil grins on their faces. The two looked at each other and simultaneously whispered, "Kage Mane Jutsu...success." Two shadows shot out of them and controlled the actions of Sasuke and Sakura. The two in question were moved forward by a seemingly unknown force *coughshikamarucoughnaruto*. Sasuke and Sakura slammed into each other with their lips touching. A collective gasp was heard from the girls in the room.

Sasuke was appalled at himself for doing something so...so...disgusting. Sakura...was on cloud nine billion. Her Sasuke Kun had kissed HER. No words could express what she was feeling. So she did what any respectable kunoichi did, she fainted.

Iruka was watching all of this with an amused eye. He had seen the two Naras use their bloodline, and it was quite funny.


Meanwhile, in the Hokage's office the jonin instructors were cracking up.

"Damn Kakashi, your cousins sure are diabolical aren't they?" Gai asked.

Kakashi wiped the tears out of his eye. "Hmm, you say something?"

"NO, CURSE YOU AND YOUR HIP WAYS KAKASHI, MY ETERNAL RIVAL!"


Iruka decided that enough was enough in his classroom. "SHUT UP!" He roared using his Big-headed Jutsu.

"Sensei, where is Mizuki sensei?" Asked a newly revived Sakura.

Iruka cleared his throat uncomfortably. "Mizuki sensei turned traitor to us and tried to steal the scroll of sealing."

Another gasp was heard throughout the room. Mizuki sensei was a traitor?

"So where is he now?" Asked a random kid.

"He's dead." Iruka replied grimly.

That stunned all the kids except for Ino, Shikamaru, Naruto, Kiba, and Chouji.

"Right, so lets get back on track, shall we?" Iruka said sensing more questions. "It's time for your team placements.

"Team one"...(these teams aren't important)

Team Seven: Haruno Sakura, Nara Shikamaru, and...Nara Naruto? Your sensei will be Hatake Kakashi." Naruto and Shikamaru sat up straight. It was impossible. Family members were not allowed on the same team, so why were there three family members on the same team? Kakashi should have taken Sasuke because he was the only one who had the shanringan in Konoha. Many people swiveled around in their seats as if seeing Naruto for the first time. They were shocked to see a very handsome man that looked like the Yondaime Hokage sitting in the back seat in a very relaxed position next to Shikamaru. Many people did double takes as they looked at him. True to Shikamaru's word, many Sasuke fangirls had lust in their eyes while looking at Naruto. Naruto gulped nervously and put his head down while Shikamaru guffawed at his cousins predicament.

Of course Sakura had to add her two cents. "Sensei, why is Naruto-baka on my team? How did he pass in the first place, and his name?" Sakura was furious that she had two dead lasts on her team. They were doomed to fail now.

"Sakura...' Iruka started patiently. "Naruto's test was messed up so he never failed. As for why he is on your team, the teams were decided by Sandaime Sama, not me. I was also surprised by this. And his name, you will have to ask him your self."

Sakura shot a glare at Naruto who smiled pleasantly at her.

Team Eight: "Uchiha Sasuke, Inuzuka Kiba, and Hyuuga Hinata. Your sensei will be Yuhi Kurenai. Sasuke looked indifferent. He was happy that he didn't have fangirls on his team. Outside of her pitiful exterior, Hinata was fuming. How dare they don't put me with MY Naruto-Kun, they will all pay CHA!" Kiba on the other hand, was crying tears of pain while Ino comforted him. Why did he have to get stuck on a team which consisted of a boy incapable of saying two words, and a girl who no one could understand because of her enormous stutter.


Meanwhile in her seat in Heaven, Kami was cackling madly at the predicament of the poor boy. A gust of wind flew around her, making her hair wild. She looked like Medusa when she was PMSing. Her subordinates slowly inched away from her, hoping that she would calm down or else the second coming of the Kyuubi would happen.


Team Nine: "Aburame Shino, Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji. Your sensei is Sarutobi Asuma" The three of them looked at each other and gave silent nods of approval.

Naruto decided that some matters had to be put to rest. "Excuse me Iruka sensei," The entire class turned to face him. "If i'm not mistaken, family members are not allowed to be on the same team, so why are myself and Shikamaru, who are cousins, on it? Plus Kakashi..."

Oi, Naruto, don't complain. At least you have two people on the team who love you. Kyuubi decided that he had to be heard.

That's true nii chan, i shouldn't complain.

"Naruto, I can't answer that question. You have to ask the Hokage." Naruto nodded.

"Well then, wait for your senseis who should be there shortly." Iruka concluded.

Asuma and Kurenai entered the classroom. Kakashi was no where to be found. The two elite jonins turned to look at their two favorite genins. "Yo Naru chan, Shika chan, i'm sure both of you are surprised by the teams this year! Dad said that you would be" Asuma said.

"That's right Asuma nii chan. Jiji really did surprise us, didn't he Shika?" Shikamaru nodded.

The entire class was confused at the confrontation. How did Naruto and Shikamaru know this world renowned elite jonin? Of course some idiot just had to ask that. Kurenai responded, "Naru and Shika are like our baby brothers, we have been taking care of them since before they were born. Ne, Otoutos?"

"Tch, troublesome." The both of them replied and looked away in embarrassment. Asuma and Kurenai chuckled. The entire class was very confused at that moment.

"Team ten, you're with me."

"And Team eight, come with me."

Naruto and Shikamaru wished their friends luck. Soon, it was only Sakura, Naruto, and Shikamaru left in the room. Sakura was off in her own little world while Naruto and Shikamaru were playing an intense game of shogi.

"Check Shika."

"Not yet Naru...haha i blocked your check."

"Damn, ok...if i move my knight there then..."

After about two hours, Sakura was getting frustrated. "Gah! Where the hell is our sensei! What idiot can be two hours late to a meeting! And you two idiots, how can you play shogi for that long without someone winning? It just shows how retarded you are."

Naruto and Shikamaru sensed Kakashi hovering outside of the door. They would take people talking crap about themselves, but not their family. "Haruno San, there is a reason that Kakashi sensei is a jonin. I'm sure he has a good reason to be late. Or perhaps you would like to test his worth as a jonin?" Shikamaru asked the banshee in a deceptively calm voice.

As if on queue, Kakashi walked in the room with his usual eye smile. "Yo sorry I'm late, I got lost on the road of life!"

Sakura turned to Shikamaru and Naruto to ask them if that was a good reason, but to her surprise, the two Naras were accepting his excuse. It was like they had heard it so many times that they were used to it...

"You are absolutely right Kakashi sensei, I myself took a wrong turn on that road with Shikamaru and we somehow ended up in the Forest of Death. Odd isn't it." Naruto said.

Shikamaru and Kakashi nodded their consent.

Sakura stared at the three men in disbelief. It was official. Her team was retarded, and her precious Sasuke Kun couldn't save her now. But of course Sasuke kun was hers now. He had stolen her innocence with that kiss and he would make a woman out of her. She was determined of it even if she had to tie him down and force him to do so. Not once did she consider that this might be rape of any sort.

"Are all three of you insane!" She exclaimed. "How can anyone get lost on the road of life? What the hell is it anyway?" Naruto stared at the pink haired girl for many minutes.

"Haruno San, the road of life is the very road of our lives. It is the road that you and I walk on every day. We get lost on it fairly often. And yes, we are insane. Being ninjas automatically makes us so." Naruto told her.

It was then that Sakura really got a look at Naruto. He looked...hot and more mature. A dark blush rose upon her face.

"Naruto, why don't you call me Sakura chan anymore, I thought we were friends?"

Naruto scoffed. "Friends, Haruno San? Are we friends? As i recall, you would bash my head against the nearest wall every time i opened my mouth. Tell me, in what way, shape, or form does that make us friends? And as to why I call you Haruno San, it's because I will call my precious people by their first names. I do not know you Haruno San. In the past when i called you 'Sakura Chan', it was simply to rile you up. Now that we are shinobi and teammates, that useless banter can stop. You may call me whatever you would like as long as it is respectful. I will only call you Haruno San as will my cousin." He said gesturing to Shikamaru.

"Haruno San, can i ask you a question?" Naruto inquired. She nodded her head. "Why did you become a ninja? For what purpose?"

Sakura opened her mouth to speak but quickly closed it. What was she supposed to say, she became a ninja for Sasuke's sake?

Naruto and Shikamaru exchanged glances with Kakashi.

Shikamaru sighed and said, "Haruno San, if you became a ninja for the sake of a person...more specifically a boy, then please give up being a ninja. This is not a game. We know that you come from a civilian family, but the rest of us do not. Our family members have died, some right before our eyes. All of us in this room have experience death in this room, but you have not. A ninja's life is difficult. The maximum age for an average ninja is thirty five. Some die younger and some die older. The three of us have come to the conclusion that you are not fit to be a ninja at this current moment. You are too thin, and you are on a diet. This is extremely harmful to the body. Please consider our words and change your ways, or they will be the death of you."

Sakura was close to tears at the moment. How could they have come to that conclusion without talking? Who the hell were these two deadlasts, to lecture her on being a shinobi? She was the number one kunoichi of the year for Kami's sake. They were at the bottom of the class.

"Who are you to tell me anything? You are just losers who are wanna be shinobis! I am the top kunoichi of the year! Even Ino-pig can't compare to me!"

Naruto looked at her with unrestrained contempt that made Sakura cringe. "Haruno San, rank means nothing. The only thing you know have is book smarts. And what exactly will you do with those? Bore your opponent to death with useless facts. In any physical exercise, you ranked at the bottom of the list. And Ino chan was told, as were we by our family not to stand out too much. Even her crush on Sasuke was fake in case you haven't noticed. Being rookie of the year or kunoichi of the year draws attention to yourself, and not the good kind. When you are ranked at the bottom of the class, nobody will care who you are because you are the supposed dead last. A ninja's greatest tool is deception, something Ino, myself, and Shikamaru have utilized to our full potential. Because of your previous actions and comments, myself and my cousin can only consider you a comrade, nothing more and nothing less. To gain our respect, you must work for it. Respect is not given, it is earned, even if you are the Hokage himself."

"Haruno san, the two boys are right. I looked over your file and the only thing you rank top in is tests. Anything else, and you are considered the dead last while these boys are top ranked. They are correct. Rank is only for show. The true test begins now. Meet me on the roof in five minutes." Kakashi disappeared in a poof of smoke.

Sakura was in turmoil. Even her sensei had told her off. And Ino...Ino never loved Sasuke Kun? That meant that there was one less person vying for his affections. He was all hers now! Her mind went back to what the three men said. She was useless in anything but book smarts. She would have to reconsider everything. When she looked up, her two teammates were gone. She dashed off to the roof, hoping her sensei didn't hold it against her if she was late.

When she arrived, she had a minute to spare. She sighed in relief and took a seat as far away from the three as possible.

Kakashi gave her a grim smile. "Haruno san, as i was telling the boys here, I wan't you to introduce yourself to the team. State your likes and dislikes as well."

Sakura said, "Sensei, you are the unknown person here. I am sure that neither of those two know you very well. So please go first." Oh how very wrong she was.

Kakashi sighed. "Very well, My name is Hatake Kakashi. My dislikes are my own and my likes...you are too young to hear that." Naruto made a coughing sound that sounded very similar to Anko, and Kakashi was grateful that his mask was in place or he would have looked like a blushing girl.

"You next pinky." Sakura growled at her nickname. "My name is Haruno Sakura. I like reading and adding on to a certain collection of mine. My dream is to become a certain man's wife, his name I will not say. I dislike those who look down on me and Ino pig." She ended her rant with a fangirlish squeal.

The men sweatdropped at this. If it was not obvious that Sakura was a fangirl, it was now. She had just insulted all three of them, and they were hating her more by the minute.

Kakashi nodded. "You next Shikamaru."

"Tch, troublesome. My name is Nara Shikamaru. I like my family, tending to the deer, cloud gazing, friends, and surprisingly training. I dislike fangirls and anyone who disrespects my family." He gave a small glare to Sakura.

"Naruto, you next."

"Hai, My name is Nara Naruto. I concur with everything Shika said."

Kakashi gave a small eye smile.

"Well the three of you should know that the real genin test will begin tomorrow at six o'clock sharp. What you took today was simply a practice one. Out of the twenty four graduates, only nine will become genin. You only have a 66.66% chance of passing. I suggest you don't eat anything or else you will throw up. Ja-ne!" He disappeared in a swirl of leaves this time.

Sakura was horrified. She had done all that work for nothing! She looked at her two teammates, and to her surprise, they didn't look moved in the least bit.

"Why aren't you guys scared. We might not pass!"

Shikamaru said, "Haruno San, we come from a ninja family. We knew about this before. I believe that it is also written in one of the Ninja textbooks as well." With that he and Naruto vanished in a swirl of leaves as well.

Sakura stood on the roof in shock for a couple minutes. The shushin was a jonin level technique that was not taught until one was a chunin. How did the two dobes of the class know it? She ran all the way back to her home and cried for the rest of the day, not even looking at her Sasuke Shrine once.


That night, Kakashi was strolling down the streets of Konoha, pleased by the warm breeze that propelled the delicious scents towards him. He suddenly turned around when a familiar smell assaulted his nose. It smelled like dango, flowers, and snake residue.

"Anko." Kakashi breathed. She looked stunning, according to him. She ditched her usual fishnet shirt and trench coat for a casual civilian dress that revealed all her curves. In all of his twenty five years, he had never met a women as beautiful as Mitarashi Anko. Hopefully one day she would become Hatake Anko. He loved her, there was no denying it. The question was, did she love him?

"Konbanwa, Kaka kun." Anko said cheerfully. She loved the night life in Konoha. The villagers had gone inside, and only shinobi remained. No wonder she was happy. Being with Kakashi only deepened that feeling.

Kakashi cleared his throat nervously. He could read all the smut in the world, but he couldn't make two words in front of the woman he loved. What a failure. "S...so Anko, what brings you out here tonight?"

Anko beamed at him. "I was just taking a walk and I saw you. What say you and I go to the bar and have a drink or two." She raised her hands above her head and stretched. In doing so, Kakashi got a good look at her long, creamy legs. An unfamiliar sensation assaulted his nether regions.

Anko grabbed Kakashi's hand and sprinted down the street. They were very close to the bar when Kakashi felt like he was about to explode so he grabbed her around the waist and shushinned them to her apartment.

"Kaka...what's going on with you." Anko asked worriedly. Kakashi was looking very worn at the moment.

"Hey, are you okay? Do you want anything?"

Kakashi looked at her for a couple of minutes. She squirmed under his one eyed gaze. "What I want," he growled, "Is you." With that being said, he pinned her against the wall, pulled down his mask, and stared at her again.

She was mesmerized by his face. Aside from the scar running down his left eye, he was flawless. His angled face was just over her own. His lips were hovering inches from hers, and he looked primal, wolf like almost. It turned her on. His eyes, even his sharingan eye were darkened with lust. Anko was slightly frightened by this Kakashi.

"Kakashi, what's going on?" Anko asked again.

"Anko...I," What could Kakashi tell her, that he loved her and wanted to take her on the wall at that very moment?"

"Hey, Kaka, talk to me." She said stroking his face gently. Kakashi leaned into he touch, and that's when Anko smelt it. That was lust that was coming off of Kakashi. He wanted her?

Kakashi pushed off the wall and turned away from her, unable to look at he face. He was about to brutally take the woman that he loved without her consent. He was a monster.

Anko gently turned him around so he would look at her. She gave him a small peck on the cheek that made a raging fire burn in his belly. "Tell me, Kaka. Please."

At her urging, Kakashi bent his head to look at Anko. She was stunningly beautiful, that innocent expression made it more so.

He couldn't take it anymore. Once again he pinned her against the wall. His mouth latched on against hers in a frenzy, his tongue gently coaxing her mouth open.

Anko was in turmoil. This unfamiliar feeling was spreading throughout her, pooling together in her core, and she felt like she would lose control at any minute. She parted her mouth slightly and his tongue and hers were locked in a battle for dominance. She could NOT let that happen. She was Mitarashi Anko for crying out loud. No man (even if he was devastatingly handsome) was allowed to create a pile of mush out of her. She broke the kiss and heard his disappointed sigh.

"Anko," He began, "I'm sorry, I don't know what happened to me. I understand if you would like me to leave for taking advantage of you."

"Do you honestly think that you can leave after that, Kaka kun?" Anko asked sultrily.

"Wh..What?" he stammered. He wanted her so bad, and now maybe he would get his chance. But when Anko got that glint in her eye, something or someone was going to get hurt. And he had a sinking feeling that that someone was him.

"I feel so hot right now. And you are the one who made me feel this way." Quickly, she grabbed his hand and led he inside her bedroom door. The two stared at each other for a couple minutes.

"Kakashi, aren't you going to do something?"

"I thought you were first."

Anko sighed and sat down on her bed. "We're hopeless aren't we?" He looked at her quizzically. "We both want this, but we are just too afraid to start anything that might change our friendship."

Kakashi also sighed and flopped down on the bed. "Anko, to tell you the truth, I've wanted this for a long time. I don't know how much longer I can wait. I just need to know if you are ready. Repercussions be damned."

"How long is a long time?"

"Since a boy could start having wet dreams."

"Hn, that is a long time."

"Indeed it is."

Kakashi started to get up from the bed thinking it was hopeless, but was stopped by Anko's foot on his chest.

"Kaka, like I said before, we both want this, and no one is leaving until either one of us gets it. Do you understand?" She asked forcefully. Kakashi grinned a very Naruto like grin before he tackled her to the bed, kissing her roughly, leaving no corner of her mouth untouched. She tasted of sugar and dango, the exact opposite of her violent personality. He tasted like ramen and onigiri. It reminded her of Naruto.

One of Kakashi's hands pinned Anko's hands above her head while the other was slowly making its way down to he nether regions leaving a trail of goosebumps. She shivered and moaned against his mouth. Suddenly, he let her go.

"Anko," He said teasingly. You are wearing too many clothes. It's time to take them off." He reached over and pulled the zipper on the back of her dress down, running his fingers down her back as he did so.

"Hang on Kashi, I'll be naked just by one piece of clothing so I will have to help you take some clothes off." She pulled his shirt off, trailing her hands over the taut muscular flesh of his stomach. It was his turn to shiver now. Kakashi pulled off his pants, leaving him in only his boxers.

Anko lay on her bed in a very suggestive pose, wearing only her panties. Kakashi looked at her hungrily. Her breasts rose and fell as she breathed deeply. Slowly, he hooked a finger inside of her lace panties, pulling them down, inch by inch, agonizingly slow, just to torture her.

She was growing impatient. She wouldn't admit it, but she was a blushing virgin, okay maybe not a blushing one, but a virgin all the same. He would soon find out.

Kakashi let out a small grin when his prize was revealed to him. He brushed the top of her sex with his fingers, earning a low moan of want from Anko. His groin tightened quickly, and a look of anticipation came over him.

There was one slight problem. Anko was naked and Kakashi was not. It bothered her severely. Anko forced herself upright, and viciously tore his boxers down so that he was revealing himself to her in all of his eight inch glory.

"There, now we are even. So where were you?" Anko asked cheekily. Kakashi smiled at her and quickly dipped two fingers inside of her quivering warmth, watching her writhe and squirm underneath him.

He pumped his fingers in and out, causing her wetness to grow to exponential levels. Kakashi smirked. He was going to bring her to the edge and stop. Before he could put that plan into action, Anko grabbed his hand and flipped them over so their positions were reversed. She grasped his length and gently pumped it, earning groans of pleasure from him. He reached up and pulled her face down towards his, where they met in a searing kiss.

"Anko!" Kakashi gasped. "I need you now. Forget foreplay, we'll do it next time. I want to be in you now."

This time, Anko did blush as she was flipped over once again looking up into her soon to be lovers mismatched eyes. Kakashi was hovering over her with his knees in between her legs, his member poised at her entrance. She saw tender love in his eyes and she knew in that moment, that Kakashi would never hurt. So she would trust him completely.

"K...Kakashi." Anko stammered. "It's my first time, so please be gentle." Anko admitted with a blush that could rival Hinata's. Kakashi gave a small laugh. "Anko, I've never done this either, but I'll try my best."

With that being said he penetrated her barrier with a single forceful thrust. She gasped out in pain, tears spilling down her face. Gently, her caressed her face and kissed the tears away.

"I'm sorry. Forgive me, love." Kakashi whispered to her. Soon the pain began to die down and Anko gave a small nod of her head. Kakashi started moving in her gently at first, picking up speed as he was encouraged by her moans. She met him thrust for thrust. Both were lost in the throes of passion.

Thirty minutes later, he collapsed on top of her panting. "Thank Kami we are Ninja, the stamina is so useful for these types of activities."

The two rested for some time. Finally Anko spoke up. "Hey Kashi,"

"Yeah?"

"Do you have a favorite scene from the Icha Icha books?"

He got an evil perverted grin on his face. "Why do you ask?"

"Hmmm, i was thinking we could try some ou...ooph!" Anko couldn't say any more as Kakashi got her ready for round two...then three...and eventually four.

That night, Anko's neighbors were traumatized by the sounds coming out of her bedroom. Who knew that the sweet and slightly sadistic interrogator was an absolute monster in bed. Needless to say, Maito Gai's flames of youth were temporarily stopped when he heard his friend moan his eternal rival's name VERY loudly, MANY times during the night.

"CURSE YOU KAKASHI! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TRUMP ME IN EVERY CATEGORY!"


Nara Household, Day of Kakashi's test

It was roughly seven o'clock in the morning when both the boys woke up. Their cousin hadn't bothered coming home last night, so they ate breakfast in relative peace, just the two of them and the myriad of birds chirping happily outside.

"Shika, do you think Kaka nii will give us the infamous bell test?"

"I don't know Naru, it's obvious that he will test our teamwork somehow, but we know him too well for him to give us the bell test."

"Hn, that's true. Do you think we should leave now? Sakura will most likely be waiting at the training field. Kaka nii did tell her to come at six am sharp."

"She probably didn't eat breakfast either, the stupid girl. A smart ninja will go to the battlefield well fed and watered. The one who wants to die wouldn't."

"Oi, Shika. Let's just go to the training field and watch the clouds. Field seven has the nicest view of the sky."

Shikamaru, never one to pass on an opportunity to watch the clouds, willingly left with Naruto.


As they arrived at training ground seven, they noticed a pink haired banshee fly their way with her fist raised high. Naruto and Shikamaru lazily sidestepped her attempted punch, which caused her to get even madder.

"YOU IDIOTS ARE LATE PLUS YOU WON'T STAND STILL TO LET ME PUNCH YOU!" Shikamaru and Naruto both sighed. They would have to beat it into the pink haired banshee just who was the idiot here.

"Haruno-San, how are we late when sensei hasn't arrived yet?" Shikamaru asked.

"Furthermore, do you really expect an opponent to stand still as you assault him? No. So why should we? Just because you are our teammate does not mean that you can do whatever you please to us." Naruto added. Both he and Shikamaru plopped down on the ground and began their cloud gazing while talking to each other about menial things.

Sakura's wrist fell limply to the her side. It was at this moment that she realized that Naruto would no longer be her punching bag. Naruto asking her for dates in the academy had been a great source of confidence, and now that confidence was gone. What was she to do?

Kakashi arrived two hours later at nine o'clock. "Yo sorry I was late, i woke up in the wrong bed this morning and it took me some time to return home."

"LIAR!" The pink haired demon screeched.

Kakashi was glowing. HE had the best night of his life and was waiting for the continuation of it tonight. Pages fifteen to twenty were covered from the first volume. Now it was time to try out the big boy stuff (Pages fifty three to seventy.) His great uncle was a genius!

Naruto looked at Shikamaru. "Somehow I don't think that was an excuse." Shikamaru looked like he was going to be sick. Naruto looked slightly green himself.

"Ok team, time for your test!" Shikamaru and Naruto waited eagerly while Sakura was apprehensive. Their teacher was crazy, that was for sure. What tests could he possibly give them?

Kakashi dangled two bells in front of them and pulled out a timer. Shikamaru and Naruto sighed in disappointment. Same old Same old.

"You have till noon to get the bells from me, the person who doesn't will have to be sent back to the academy. DO you understand?" Kakashi looked pointedly at Sakura who gulped.

"Mendokuse." Shikamaru said.

Kakashi looked at his cousin with humor in his eyes, "Nani Shika-chan, do you have something to day?" Shikamaru grimaced at his nickname. "Tch, we know what this test is really about Kakashi sensei."

"Oh...' said Kakashi with fake thought. "And what would that be?"

"Teamwork." Naruto replied. "You only have two bells which means that we would be pitted against each other. It would never occur to any of us that you are a jonin and we are genin so we could never take you by our selves."

Kakashi looked at each of them with a critical eye. "Congratulations! You Pass!" Kakashi exclaimed with mock happiness. Sakura looked confused but was relieved that she had passed even though she didn't do anything. Shikamaru and Naruto both mumbled "troublesome" and plopped down on the grass again. This time Kakashi joined them. The three cousins gazed at the clouds with Sakura watched them with increasing rage.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAZY ASSES DOING WATCHING THE CLOUDS. WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE WITH YOUR DAY?"

Kakashi got up to brush the dirt off of his jonin vest. "Haruno san, i was observing the team yesterday after yesterdays meeting. You went home for two hours doing god knows what, then went off to chase Uchiha Sasuke. Is that what you call productive. These two here were training in their families dojo after the meeting. Although you are from a civilian family, it was your choice to become a ninja. Either act like one or leave this team now."

Shikamaru and Naruto were both proud of their cousin for making the pink haired one look like an absolute moron. Kakashi never really observed Sakura, he was simply guessing. But the look on her face told all. It was true.

Sakura tried to make a futile comeback. "Well, Naruto isn't from a Ninja clan either." All three of them looked at her like she was stupid.

"Haruno San, my name is NARA Naruto. I am from a Ninja clan. My entire family are ninja. I am Shikamaru's biological cousin. I have the Nara bloodline as well. You asked about my name yesterday. Uzumaki was my mother's last name. Nara is my father's, even if he didn't take the name. My father was Shikamaru's dad's brother. I have many more relations, but do not wish to tell you any. Good day, Haruno San." With that Naruto and Shikamaru left.

Kakashi gave Sakura a frightening look. "Get your facts straight before you say something. Think before you act. And also, start training. You need to more than the others. Your physical conditioning is weak, and is disgraceful to kunoichi everywhere." Kakashi left in a swirl of leaves.

Sakura was left in the field dumbfounded as to what had happened.


Naruto and Shikamaru found Kakashi at the ramen stall. "Yo." He raised his hand lazily.

"Okay, nii chan. Why did you give us the bell test? We knew about that so long ago." Shikamaru asked.

"To tell you the truth, it would have been too troublesome to give you another test." Kakashi replied. Naruto and Shikamaru sweatdropped at that response. So that's what we sound like when we say troublesome."

"Understandable, but what about that excuse this morning?" Naruto asked.

Kakashi blushed. How could he tell his kawaii pure cousins that he had done sinful acts with a sexy kunoichi named Mitarashi Anko?

"Hmm, you say something?" And with that he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Anko?" It was more a statement than a question.

"Anko." Shikamaru agreed definitively.

Teuchi broke them out of their thoughts. "Yo boys, what will it be today?"

"Two bowls miso ramen please old man!" Naruto said.

"One bowl of beef ramen for me." Shikamaru said.

After they had finished their meal, the cousins took a stroll through town where Naruto was attracting attention from the civilians that he hadn't gotten before. The civilians were doing double takes as they wondered why the Yondaime Hokage was back in his chibi form. The girls had hearts in their eyes for the two boys.

Yo Naruto.

Nani, Kyuu Nii?

I'm bored.

Too bad.

Entertain me.

Hell no.

Hey, it was worth a try at least. Anyway, we have to get your training with Kitsune-Ken started. Tell Shikamaru that he will be learning this as well.

Will do boss. When will training begin?

Two weeks from now.

Alright Nii Chan. Go to sleep now

Will do kiddo.

"Oi, Shika."

"Yeah Naru."

"The both of us are going to be learning Kitsune-Ken from Kyuu Nii in two weeks. It will help us tremendously in the future. Is that alright?"

"It's troublesome, but if he says it's necessary then yes, I'll do it."

"Great, now let's go home. Yoshino Baa Chan made our favorite dinner tonight."

"Naruto, it's only ten thirty in the morning."

"Is it now? Well oops. YOSH let's go train!"

Tch, sometimes he's a Nara and sometimes he's an Uzumaki. Naruto you are one troublesome cousin."


As Naruto and Shikamaru spent their day happily in Konoha, two forces of darkness were going to destroy the peace that Konoha had twelve years after the Nine Tailed attack. Orochimaru and Madara Uchiha would soon come to know that when you fuck with Konoha, Nara Naruto and Nara Shikamaru would fuck with you right back.


So this Chapter focused on Naruto and Shikamaru's intelligence among other things. Hopefully, I can write some good battle scenes for the two of them soon.