A/N : This is the start of madness in the Epsilon base. Enjoy!

Disclaimer : I don't own anything, except me, my plot and everything I own.


Day 1 – Part 1

Epsilon Base - 0500 hours.

Isa had woken up before the others did. He tiptoed outside and made his way to the canteen.

The canteen was empty, of course. He turned on the light and went to the galley. There, he took 2 pieces of bread from the cupboard and put them on the toaster. After turning it on, he searched for butter and a pack of chocolate rice with brand 'Ceres'. Just as he found them, the toaster had finished working.

One minute later, he finished decorating his bread with butter chocolate rice, then in the next 5 seconds, the bread was in his stomach.

"Ah, delicious." He said.

Isa looked at the clock. 5:30 in the morning. He quickly made his way back to the barrack.


One minute later.

"Rise and shine, guys! It's time for you to wake up!" Isa shouted as loud as he can, but to no avail. The others were still tired, not wanting to get up.

"I SAID IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO WAKE UP!" Isa shouted twice as loud, but still to no avail.

"Okay, this calls for a change of tactics." He quickly turned to the radar tower and dashed to the sound system room. As he arrived, he set the volume to maximum and played an explosion sound.

The sound roared on every corner of the base. Though it was only sound effect, it caused some strange events in a radius of 50 kilometers. Local earthquake occurred for 15 minutes. The animals that heard the explosion sound were totally panicked, causing a stampede that destroyed some trees and killing some little animals. Concrete buildings, somehow with the exception of the structures in the Epsilon base began to break. Last but not least, every member of Epsilon team jumped and hit the ceiling as they woke up in surprise.

Isa went back to the only barrack of the base. Everyone was recovering from the shock. "Okay, I see y'all have woken up. Let's get to the mess hall, NOW!"


Everyone was having a sandwich and a glass each person as breakfast. Only Isa who didn't eat anything, since he had already eaten.

"Sir, you don't eat your breakfast." said Chris, who was the cook of Epsilon.

"I've already eaten at 5 in the morning."

"Still, you might want to fill your stomach again, maybe?"

"No, thanks. I'm good. But pass me that glass, please?"

Chris gave his captain a glass of milk. The glass was empty in one second. "Thanks, Corporal."


Epsilon Base – 0800 Hours

"…and why the hell did you forget to label them!" asked Boris angrily to Valerie.

"I was preoccupied, sir. I'm sorry."

Valerie and Jayce just blew up the Battle Lab, again. Luckily Boris, Ramirez, Jonathan, and Trip came to the rescue with packs of fire extinguisher.

"You know how bad Jayce is in chemistry! You troublemakers had almost got killed!" yelled Boris.

"Sorry, sir. It won't happen again." Jayce said quietly.

"Be damn sure it won't. Dismissed, all of you."

Everyone except Boris walked away without saying anything. Just as they left, Jojo came to Boris. "Hey, Battle Lab's on fire again?"

"Yeah, you know, this kind of event happens everyday." Boris replied.

"I think it's twice a day."

"Not thrice?"

Jojo and Boris snickered for a while, then Jojo spoke again, "Toothpaste's running out. We need to buy some more. You wanna come with me to the store?"

"After some yelling, yeah, I think I need some refreshment. What else do we need?"

"Some new wrenches. You remember Shingo squishing them accidentally with the Goliath tank?"/

"How can I forget? That moron doesn't even pass the vehicle obstacle course. Remind me, Jojo. Who let him park the Goliath?"

"Er… you did."

Boris went silent, then spoke again. "That's just because there's only him nearby."

"In the radius of 10 centimeter from you. That was how you define 'nearby'. I saw Jayce walking next to you, but nooo. You're too lazy to even move your feet, so you told Shingo instead to park the Goliath."

"Okay, okay. It's all my fault. Let's just forget it and go. I'll get a Hellbender."


Not for a while after driving on the road, Boris and Jojo were stuck in the traffic. An hour had already passed. Boris almost fell asleep waiting for the cars to move.

"Man, this traffic is going to take forever. I wish we have the permission to use sky mines." said Boris.

Jojo just shook his head. Suddenly, he heard a gunshot sound from behind. He turned back, to see a small red hover car running off the road. Some T.C.A. cars followed it. They exchanged weapons fire, but the red car didn't get shot, while the T.C.A.'s were destroyed one by one. Jojo took a glance at the windows of the red car, and saw a bag of money inside. "Guess what, Boris? We may find an excuse to use sky mines and ASMD turrets." said Jojo.

"Why's that?" asked Boris.

"Bank robbery, ready to catch some criminals?"

"Oh, yeah! Step on it, little guy!"

Jojo steered the Bender off the course, scratching some cars in the process. Boris jumped to the rear and took control of the rear turret. As if knowing that there was a military truck intercepting their car, the criminals did a sudden and dangerous turn, confusing Boris for a second, but didn't keep him from shooting the car. He shot the car with an untold amount of plasma from the twin-cannon turret. The car flipped and hit a tree.

It was pure miracle that no one was killed during the chase, including the criminals. Suddenly, the T.C.A. trooper rushed toward Jojo and Boris. "Who exactly are you?"

'Oh, for Who's sake, what are they up to?' thought Jojo, " Lieutenant Jojo McDodd and Lieutenant Boris Vostok, sir. UTTF Epsilon troopers."

"Do you have any permission to use weapons in public area?" asked the T.C.A. trooper again.

"We're in the army, man! We don't need such permission!" said Boris, who was getting impatient.

"Rules are rules, Mr. Vostok. I'm afraid we still need to fine you two for using violence and military properties without permission."

"WTF! WE ARE PART OF THE MILITARY, MORON! IT'S OUR PROPERTY WE ARE USING!"

"Like I said before, rules are rules."

"TO HELL WITH YOUR RULES! FOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE IN THE ARMY AND WE DON'T NEED ANY PERMISSION TO USE WEAPONS! OR DO YOU WANNA TASTE MY C.A.R.!"

"Boris, calm down. Yelling wouldn't work." said Jojo, trying to calm Boris down, which was next to impossible, and Jojo only knew it damn well. But he also knew that fighting with T.C.A. would only cause more problems and the Combat Assault Rifle Boris had mentioned earlier didn't really exist.

So after taking care of some matters, the duo lieutenants went off to the mini-market. "So, it's just toothpaste, right?" asked Boris, "I mean, we didn't really have to bring any snacks, did we?"

"No, let's be off to the tool shop."

Both of them crossed the street and went to the tool shop on the other side of the mini-market. What really surprised them was, they found Danny inside, buying some pipes. "Hi, Captain. What's up?" called Jojo.

Danny turned around, "Oh, Beta team's bathroom pipe had some nasty leaks. They sent me to buy new ones."

"And I assume you'll be the one repairing them right? Being a halfa and all." said Boris.

"No, not really. Liandri's sending a drill. So, we'll be repairing it together."

"A drill? Isn't it too much? I mean, it's for mining, not replacing pipes."

"Well, don't ask me. Either ask the Major, or the General himself." Danny then walked away without saying anything more.

After finished buying everything, Jojo and Boris went back to the truck. Soon they were stuck again in the traffic. "Oh, great…" said Boris. "More waiting."


30 minutes of torment (in Boris' point of view) later, they arrived at the base, and found the outer side of the base being flooded. "What the…?" said Jojo full of confusion. A Cicada came out from the base and towed the Hellbender up, and landed it on the yard. "Cap' what happened?" asked Jojo to Isa.

"Well, your guess is as good as mine. The only thing we know is, this is a toilet water flood."

Jojo and Boris exchanged look. They knew what was going on. But Danny said it was only 'some nasty leaks'. Well, clearly Danny didn't really think that the pipe problem was a big deal.

"It must be from Beta team's pipes. Danny said they're broken." said Boris.

"Wow, all this because of broken pipes?" said Tabby.

"I guess we'll be trapped inside for a while. Let's just get to the mess hall. Chris should've prepared the lunch." said Isa. Everyone followed him. "By the way, what are you doing outside?"

"Toothpaste and wrenches." replied Boris fast.


A/N : I'll continue to the next part of the first day later. Please review!