Thanks for the response to the first chapter! I wasn't sure how well it'd go down. As a thank you here's a second one. Ranger is a little OOC as I think normally he'd probably not be so talkative in text and he'd check before sending, but that wouldn't be as fun would it?
These are all examples of auto correct fail, mostly taken from other people so I can't guarantee they're true, but still amusing!
Text in bold (for this and last chapter) is Ranger. Italics is Steph text.
Do you have any of your own fails?
From the moment she came into a state of awareness Steph wished she could go back to sleep. She felt really bad. She'd been feeling off yesterday, but nothing compared to this. She got out of bed and went to the bathroom hoping a shower would help and she'd be ok.
She hated being ill, particularly when she had been looking forward to spending the day relaxing with Ranger. It had taken a lot of persuasion to convince him to take the day off and have fun and now she wouldn't be able to enjoy it. It didn't take her long to realise that she would not be up to doing any of their planned activities and bed, maybe the sofa would be the best place for her. She grabbed the advil from the bathroom cabinet and took them with her to bed.
She picked up her phone off her bedside table and sent a short text to Ranger.
I'm sick, feel like crap, rain check?
She nearly fell off the bed at the response.
Sent Elster to pick you up so you can come lay on my cock. I'll look after you.
Who is Elster and I told you I'm sick, you may be up for that but I'm not.
She never thought she'd see the day she would turn him down but that was how bad she felt and who is Elster?
Damn phone! LESTER and COUCH
Steph snorted. At least she wasn't the only one that got caught by autocorrect! That made a lot more sense. Her phone went off again.
We'll relax. Maybe watch titpicnic and horny pottery with some homo boyz. That'll make you feel better.
Steph came very close to losing control of her bladder. You would have thought after being caught by his phone one he would've read the message before sending it. At least she hoped that was auto correct and that wasn't what he was really thinking.
Damn! I'll see you in a bit. TITANIC, HARRY POTTER and HAAGEN DAZS
Steph was still laughing when Lester picked her up. She kept the message and looked at it whenever she needed a smile. Even Batman can be foxed by a phone.
