1) Adam just because you are dead does not give you the right to haunt and/or possess people who aren't.

It was Dean's turn to go grocery shopping. Sam bought rabbit food, Gabriel only got candy, and Raphael only got healthy stuff.. Which sucked all and all. They'd have Michael do it, he seemed to know what everyone liked to much on but he was the only one (and maybe Lucifer and Gabriel) who could keep Adam under control.

Ok seriously he got that the kid would be angry at him for leaving him in the cage but already five times this weekend Adam had tried to maim him. Little bitch had a grudge complex larger than the Grinch it appeared. He's half of the reason they had to start the stupid rules list anyway.

Dean was pulled out of his thoughts as he heard a screeching sound. Shoving the last bag into the truck he slammed it down and spun around to see an older man in his old clunker junker speeding his way. As Dean dove out of the way he saw a mist leave the car and the very same little blonde haired brat cross his arms in a pout before disappearing. Dean shouted profanities as he got up off the ground, brushed himself off, and got into Baby.

Scratch that! Six times this weekend! He grumbled as he sped out of the parking lot. Them damned angels needed to keep a better elash on that bitch!


2) Holding grudges isn't beneficial for anyone!

-Michael and Lucifer

-Adam and Dean

-Bobby and Balthazar

"BALTHAZAR GET YA FEATHERED ASS IN HERE!"

Bobby's shout resounded around the bunker. Balthazar ran past the now opened doors with a mad smile on his face and dived into his and Castiel's room.

If your going to drink the last of Bobby's alcohol the least you could do is replace it.


Micheal and Lucifer shouting at each other and sending glares around wasn't an uncommon sight to see around the bunker. Adam commentating was however a new sight.


Dean screamed as his door wouldn't open and the water spilling into his bedroom kept getting higher and higher. Adam appeared in front of him and simply pointed and laughed at his misery.

"Oh very funny Adaa-"

Water spilled into his mouth and Dean dived under water to try and get his door open. He didn't know how the kid had done it, but somehow had managed to seal his door closed and flood his room, literally. Realizing that he wasn't going to be able to get his door open Dean resorted to pounding against it. Two minutes later the door was blown apart and Dean fell through along with the rest of the water. Landing in a heap in front of Gabriel who crossed his arms and glared at the ghost in front of them.

"Really Adam?"

Dean's eyes widened at the chastised look on the half-brothers face. There was no apology, he simply faded.


3)Adam your 18, stop throwing temper tantrums

That poor poor physic.

Really she was a nice young lady. Her only mistake was saying something mean about Michael and set Adam off. Really they were all kind of frightened, they had never seen Adam this angry. Ok Dean saw it pretty much everyday, but the others not so much.

"What did I say"

Another book was thrown her way along with a knife, a candle, a pot, and a weird looking statue.

They got a medical bill two days later.


4)Kevin has to get at least seven hours of sleep a day

The look of complete and utter hurt that Adam gave admittedly broke Sam's heart. He knew nothing bad would happen to Kev because of him and Dean's treatment of him, but that look Adam sent him.

Well it would be burned in his memory for the rest of his life.

Adam wasn't seen for a month after that.


5)Lucifer cut it out with the three 6's thing, its getting annoying.

"Got any six's?"

"I got three..."

The go fish players all groaned. This would be the last time they ever played Go Fish with Lucifer around.


6)Bobby is not to be bothered when he's in a 'mood'

"ADAM I DO NOT HAVE OLD MAN NEEDS! STOP SAYING THAT!"

"HAHAHAHA"


7) Gabe we know Adam looks adorable when smiling, but tickling him for three hours straight is borderline cruel. Goes for Michael, Lucifer, and surprisingly Balthazar.

First hour

"Pleaahhhasee Stoahahahpp"

"What are they doing to him?"

Balthazar turned from his spot staring at Gabriel, Lucifer, and Adam. The former letting out a girly (MANLY!) shriek as Lucifer leaned over his head and blew into his tummy.

"Oh them? Torturing Adds!"

Second hour

Somehow Adam how gotten stuck on the couch and Michael was using this to his advantage to tickle his feet. Dean didn't even know ghosts could produce tears.

Third hour

Having all four angels gang up on you sucked. Adams laughter had turned silent. But the smile on his face kind of made it all worth it.


8) Gabriel is not allowed to go grocery shopping or snap up a weeks supply of food for the bunker.

Adam laughed at the sound of Dean puking up all the chocolate once again. They had run out of food for the bunker and he had told Gabriel (more like complained to) that he should surprise everyone by going to get more food. How was he supposed to know that he would get over three tons of candy. How they fit that in the bunker was beyond him.

BLAAAAAAAAAAA

But Dean puking kind of made it all worth it.


9) Adam just because you a ghost doesn't mean I won't kick your ass

"GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT!?"

Michael, Lucifer, Castiel, and Kevin all watched as Adam ran past, or did whatever it was ghosts did to move but at a faster pace, Dean running quickly behind him screaming profanities and threats the entire time. There was a crash and a shout of 'I'M GO TO KILL YOU ADAM' to which the reply was 'I'M ALREADY DEAD'. The door to the bunker opened again and Sam walked in slowly, cautiously. The three angels and Kevin looked over as Sam ran a hand down his face.

"What did Adam do this time?"

Sam looked at Michael exasperatedly, "He possessed Baby"

There was another crash and Adam came running into the room and jumped behind Michael for protection.

"HE scratched Baby"

Adam was lucky he was already dead.


10) Dean is not allowed to call anymore angels any of the following names:

Dicks with Wings

Big Bags of Dicks (thanks to Gabriel)

Bitches

Technically this isn't because of Dean, this is all Adam's fault. Dude like a freaking sponge, you say one thing in front of him and he repeats it until something else that catches his interest comes along.

Lucifer, for example, was minding his own business reading some book about Satan (ironic? I think not) when Adam appeared behind him and shouted in his ear making him drop his book and scream like a little girl (devilishly hot girl... Shut up Luci).

"HEY YOU BIG BAG OF DICKS!?"

"DEAAANNN"

Dean spent the rest of the day avoiding Lucifer, and Adam.


SO I hope this was ok! If you have any requests for rules I would love to use them!