Well I got one review so here you are ! Fast done, but I find it quite funny. Tell me what you're thinking. And yes I know Integra is protestant But both catholics and protestants arn't supposed to say rude things hehe. And as the equivalent of the expression meaning that in french says : "Pas très catholique !" I keept it like this Forgive meeeeee.


TUESDAY

Tuesday was Alucard's favorite day. Why? To tell the truth it was the day of the blood supplies delivering so it was the day of the week the blood was the fresher and so on the most tasty. Every Tuesday Alucard had been waiting at the window ever since he woke up. Despite he hated the sun he liked to see the white Red Cross truck coming throughout the path leading from the road to the Hellsing's manor. With not a single freak alerts since the beginning of this week. Alucard had been very bored of everything even bored from annoying Integra. But he just said he was bored from annoying them nothing less nothing more.

He remembered it like it was yesterday. In fact it wasn't even yesterday it was a few hours ago this morning in her office. But anyway his old crazing mind was thinking of everything like it had happened years ago those times he started to feel a sentiment of "deja vu" voyez vous. Well, so he remembered the exact words of Integra standing reversed in front of him. To say the truth it obvious Alucard who was reverse standing foots on the ceiling. So they were staring at each other, reversed like I said, Integra bared an annoyed tone. No need to say that Alucard as usual, is grinning 100 of the time.

- Alucard I'm warning you, I am serious. If you dare tricking somebody living in this house again... I will lock you in the basement for...
- 7 Days? Interrupted Alucard in the same tone a bargainer would at the market.
- 2 Weeks. Integra Replied.
- 3 days? Alucard said softly with an imploring gaze.
- Deal. Approved Integra thinking she'll have 3 days of peace.
- Thanks Master. Alucard Chuckled as he dived into the floor.

Ha, he quite was proud of how well he managed to bargain his next punishment. But yet he had something to do so he decided to cut his thoughts right away before disappearing in a dark mist.

He now reappeared just behind the Red Cross truck. The driver was speaking with Walter about delivery signature and shits at the front of the Truck.
Alucard was now in "Solid Snake" mode. That wasn't very hard for him though. All he had to do was to phase his hand through in trunk and grab a crate of blood packs and then disappear to his room. But he wasn't fully himself without a daily freak bloodbath or was it that he was standing in the sun which was quite annoying him.
He phased a hand through the metal grabbed the handle of the crate and pulled back his arm. He didn't know how it happened but the thing was that he forgot to phase the crate with him while pulling back...
A loud metallic sound followed by a choked "Ow Shit!" came from the back of the truck and could be heard by the two men's.

Walter stopped talking a few seconds and said loudly while sighing:
"No Life King, whatever you rob from this supply truck will be subtracted counting as twice from your share".

Alucard leaned his head on the right. Releasing his hold on the crate still inside the truck he was now staring at Walter with a brilliant simper on his face.
"What? Come on Walter let me take them as usual please." Trying on Walter one of his "Sex beams" as Pip calls them.

"There is no way Alucard. Sir Integra said your punishment for yesterday was no blood for you today". The butler replied without wobbling.

Seeing that his suggestion power was powerless against the stoic butler he decided to start calculation what it would cost him to disobey.

Against all odds Alucard was very good at mental arithmetic's when it had to do with his blood ration. Concentrating himself he kneeled and took the thinker's stance and whispered in a deep tone: "So... this stupid pathetic crate of 4 cold human blood packs will cost me like 8 I rather take them today instead of tomorrow... Anyway you know you can't bargain with the butler... Mhhhhhh"
He stood there in this strange position for a dozen of seconds.

"Hahem..." Walter scraped his throat; showing clearly that he was waiting for a fast reaction from the vampire.

"Okay I'll wait until tomorrow so." Alucard assumed as he stood up and started to walk toward the basement, smirking at Walter.

"Fine, so I guess you have no objection with the fact that your share of today will inherit to Miss Victoria." The butler added.

Alucard froze.
His eyes were sparkling red. Instantly a mischievous plan built up in his mind.

"Maybe I could even kill two bats with one stone" He thought as a mad grin pointed on his face.

"I must prepare myself, and by the way Integra just warned me about not bothering the living." He then thought giggling.

Walter saw it and smiled; he perfectly knew what Alucard was up to do this night to have his dinner. As for the delivery guy, he just stood there motionless as he saw that red coated guy disappear in a flock of bats.

The gruesome vampire was now sitting on his throne like chair, sitting like a nervous kid on the eve of Christmas. "Oh my, I can't stand it, Nightfall... HURRY!"... "HURRY ! HURRY! HURRY!" he repeated madly hearing back his voice echoing on the walls.


More tomorrow... maybe.