Thank you Shiny Victini for first my review! You seriously made my day! I practically squealed like school girl! (In my mind. I was in a public place)

N/A: I don't own SSB and blah blah blah.

Ness and Sonic just finished a Home Run Contest to test the new Home Run Bats; this one was special for another reason. Before the game they made a bet; if Sonic wins Ness will have to pay for his chili dogs for a month, if Ness wins Sonic will have to help with an episode for the Smasher's web series. Guess who won the bet.

In Ness and Lucas' room, Sonic was holding the camera making pinching motions in front of the lens (if you looked through the camera, it would seem like he was pinching Ness' head). "Hello my name is Ness. They hedgehog trying to crush head is Sonic" Ness said "Hello internet!" Sonic said while waving at the camera before resuming the pinching. Oh brother Ness thought but kept his composer." Today on Smasher's Guide to the Unexplained…" He said before swiping Sonic's hand away from the lens "Okay that's enough… we are looking through Smash Anomaly #23: Solid Snake's Secret Tattoo". He then turned to a bulletin board with several close-up pictures of Snake with some sort of tattoo sticking out of the neck(one included Sonic doodling on his face while he was sleeping) , but it was mostly obscured so the whole design was hidden.

"What is he hiding? Military emblem? Secret symbol? Or something stranger?" Ness said while he turned back at the camera. "Snake claims it doesn't exist, but we're gonna find out!"

"Right after another exciting episode of…" Sonic said before pointing a camera at his knee that had a bandage on it."'What's Under Sonic's Bandage!'" He then started to take off the bandage slowly, much to Ness disdain "Ew, Sonic!"

(STATIC)

Ness along with King Dedede were by the thermostat in the hallway with Sonic still holding the camera. "Alright, here's the plan. Snake never takes of his usual clothes." Ness said while leaning towards the camera "Obviously to hide his tattoo" And then leaned back. "But Dedede and I are gonna 'turn up the heat' on this mystery." Ness then started to turn the thermostat up from 68 degrees to 100 degrees. "Ha! Literally!" Dedede laughed. "I love how ya come up with stuff like that, boy!"

(STATIC)

In the mansion's library a few of the Smashers were starting to sweat a little from the heat while Snake looked unfazed while reading a book. Dedede (without his robe) also starting to get sweaty walked up to him "Boy it's hot in here, huh Snake?" Dedede then winked at the camera that was hidden in the bookshelf. "It would be a lot cooler if we… oh I don't know, take of our shirts!" While Dedede was taking Snake eyes went wide and the other Smasher's looked with disgust/horror.

"Dedede, I would PAY you to put your shirt back on" Snake said almost threateningly.

"Aw, come on Snake, don't be shy" Dedede said trying one more time.

"Okay if anybody needs me I'm gonna find something to pull my eyeballs out." Snake said while getting off his chair heading straight for the door. By then the other Smashers had enough too.

"Yeah wait for me!" Fox said.

"Disgusting…" Said Mewtwo.

"I'm out!" Said Toon Link.

"This has gotten unusual quickly…" Rosalina said and Luma squeaked in agreement.

By then everyone either went out the door or in Mewtwo's case teleported out leaving Dedede by himself. He then turned to the camera and said "Ah'm still gettin' paid right?"

(STATIC)

Still can't believe I had to pay Dedede 50 Smash Credits Ness thought. "Okay, plan B" Ness said while pointing the camera at Snake in the living room. "Heavens! Is that poison oak on your shoulder? Let me scratch it for you…" he said while reaching for his neck but Snake smacked it away at the last second. "Ness, if you're trying to see my tattoo you're gonna have to try harder than that."

"Aha! I thought you said you didn't have a tattoo!"

"I don't, but you do" Snake while holding up a red marker.

"W-What?"Ness said nervously while Snake inched closer to his face

"AHH!"

(STATIC)

Ness in Snake's room, now with the word "goober" written on his forehead, is starting to get pretty irritated. "Okay, plan C, Snake's in the shower. I wish it hasn't come to this, but sometimes you need to do TERRIBLE things for science."

"I believe in you Goober." Sonic teased, passing the camera to him.

"Sonic!" Ness whined

"Sorry, couldn't resist."

Ness then walked into the bathroom and up to the shower. He then removed the shower curtain to reveal Snake, wet, but fully clothed.(Thank God)

"You're never gonna see it kid. Never. Gonna. See it!" Snake said venomously.

"How long have you been standing there?"

"Gimme that camera!"

(STATIC)

Ness was on top of the Smash Mansion's roof, holding on to the chimney with one hand and the camera with another (with a little help from his PSI)."So I thought I chill out on the roof for a while…" Ness said while looking down nervously "I'M GONNA FIND YOU KID!" Snake shouted from a distance. "Well I'll end the episode here, Snake's tattoo remains a mystery but who knows what other secrets wait to be uncovered." Ness the caught a glimpse of Snake with his back turned. Please don't find me, please don't find me.

I'm sorry if Snake seemed out of character in any way. I never played his game so I'm kinda going through with the codec taunts for help, they make it that he's a serious character but still has a sense of humor. Before I go I have a question: Master Hand and Crazy Hand are the bad guys in the games, but in most of the fanfiction that I've seen they're good, soooo…. WHICH IS IT?! I'M SO CONFUSED! SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME! Like what you see? Comment below and let me know!

See ya!