I know. I'm actually writing this.

Wow! I am so surprised.

I do not own Twilight.

Or Maximum Ride.

Bella POV

I brought my family back to the house.

My house, I reminded myself.

We then proceeded to tell each other what had happened in the last two years.

"So," I finished, family looking at me in rapt silence. "You were above me the entire time."

"Wow." Said Nudge, probably the shortest sentence I've ever heard her say.

Of course, she might still be dazed.

She is sitting on Iggy's lap in the armchair.

Max and Fang are sitting in the loveseat, holding hands.

I knew that they would figure it out.

Gazzy and Angel are sitting, actually more like laying, on the floor.

"Yeah, then I used my visions to try to find you, but whenever you were someplace and I got there, you guys would have just gone. And of course I had to fight all the Erasers, Flyboys, and M-Geeks that you guys left in your wake." I said, after I saw them looking at me accusingly.

They looked a little sheepish.

Good.

"I missed you guys so much! I looked so much, I even found I could look at what you were doing when you were sleeping! And me, actually." I yelled out.

"Oh, so you were like a complete spy system! Like a surveillance camera!" Gazzy realized.

"What have you been doing, besides looking over us?" Fang said.

We all gaped at him.

"What?" he asked, startled.

"Did Mr. Strong, Silent, Dark, and Dangerous, just speak in a complete sentence?" I asked.

Everyone cracked up laughing, when he realized and swore under his breath.

"Anyways, what have you been doing? Enjoying tea with Erasers? Eating Flyboy soufflé? Finding other mythical creatures?"

Oh. The Cullen's.

I should probably tell everyone about them.

"By the way guys, I figured out something!" I said, rubbing my hands together.

"Ha. What do you think she found?" I heard Nudge ask.

"Then are people that are almost as weird as we are!" I said excitedly.

"Who could be as weird as us?" Angel asked, her blue eyes blinking adorably.

"Well, the Cullen's, that is actually what they call themselves are different."

"How different?" Asked Fang, who hadn't said anything until this point, just putting the first grin on his face I had seen in forever.

"Well... I don't really know how to say this. But I've been looking all over for you, and I kept going to small towns, and then enrolled myself into school here and..."

"Jeez Bella. You aren't at all like Nudge right now." said Gazzy, his blue eyes bright with happiness.

"Hey! I resent that!" Nudge said.

We all laughed.

"Well, I don't really know how to say it but... The Cullen's are vampires."

They were in a shocked silence.

"And..." I said, twiddling my left ring finger.

I felt their gazes widen as they looked at it.

"Yes. I'm in love, and engaged to Edward. Edward Cullen."

Silence.

Angel giggled at something Max thought.

Silence.

"Wow Bella," I heard Iggy say. "I knew you were the weird one."

Everyone started laughing.

"I mean," he went on, "Of course Bella falls in love with a vampire. I mean, really. She is the weird one in the family."

Everyone was bordering on hysterics now.

Even Fang put his hands on his knees and laughed.

"Hey, hey, hey." I said, putting my hands on my hips. "It's not 'Make fun of the person who falls for a vampire' time."

Of course, while everyone was laughing, Edward came.

"Love," He said, and bent down for a kiss. I snuggled against him when he stiffened and said, "Who are they?"

"Hello." Max said, looking warily at Edward. What can I say? Even when she knows I trust them entirely, she still has those leader instincts.

"I am Max." She said. "These are Jeff, Nick, Ariel, James, and Krystal."

I sighed. She has some trust issues.

"Actually," I said, staring pointedly at Max. "This is Iggy, Fang, Angel, Gazzy, and Nudge. And guys, this is Edward."

"Oh, this is the guy you were talking about, about you getting married, that's a nice ring by the way Edward, where did you get it? Anyway, I know that weddings are awesome, I accidentally crashed one by the way, way cool. Did you-?" Iggy had his hand over Nudges mouth.

Ah. Silence.

Edward looked a little dazed. Should have probably warned him.

To late now.

"Bella," he muttered, taking me to the side. "I can't concentrate in here. There is an echoing sound, it is very annoying. I can't really tell where it's coming from…."

"I can." I told him, annoyed. I stalked over to Angel, who looked up at me innocently.

"What B?" She asked me.

"Could you stop reading minds for a second? It is giving Edward a headache." I told her, frowning.

Max POV

"Bella, I can't concentrate in here. There is an echoing sound, it is very annoying. I can't really tell where it's coming from…."

Bella frowned and said "I can." She walked over to Angel.

"What B?" She asked her.

"Could you stop reading minds for a second? It is giving Edward a headache." Bella asked her.

I laughed as Edward looked confused in the background, then relaxed. Then, of course, tensed up again.

"Bella dear? You know that people can't read minds…" he said, confused.

"We are special people, Edward. Bella is one of us." I said, going into the conversation.

Fang put his hand on my lower back, which made me have more courage.

He is your soulmate, you know.

Do you mind Voice? Kind of in the middle of something here.

You need to face the music Max.

What is with you and your fortune cookie pronouncements? I'm fine with the way things are. Now shut up! And you do always come up at the wrong time. AND, I thought that you are my dad Jeb. That's just wrong.

I noticed Edward looking at me weirdly. Oh yeah. Another mind reader.

"Umm… Bella?" He asked again, seeming a little shell-shocked. Well, we do have that effect on people sometimes.

"Edward, I need to tell you something." What! Not yet!

"Isabella." I said clearly.

She looked at me again.

"I'm still not completely sure he's trustworthy. Sorry, sorry! Can I please look?" I said.

"Fine, Max." She said, just looking at me. I used my power to see peoples past to work.

I watched his reaction to her blood, his fascination.

The car crash.

Port Angeles.

The baseball game.

James.

Him leaving her.

The dark period.

Jacob.

The wolves.

The apparent suicide attempt.

"What the hel…. Heck Bella, that was so stupid!" I yelled at her.

"I know, I know. I've already been chewed out by all the Cullen's, and the wolves, and Charlie." She said.

"We're going to talk after this is done, Bella." I said, narrowing my eyes at her.

Edward stood closer to her, protecting her. Ha.

She dropped to her knees, in a revering position.

"You are…. My…. Master…. I…. will…. Obey…." She said.

"Haha." I said, while everyone was cracking up. "So funny. You do know I try to protect you, don't you?"

"And you do a wonderful job, Snootsykins." Said Iggy.

"What the heck, Iggy? I still haven't given you and Nudge permission yet…" I said.

"Focus, Max." Said Bella.

Oh yeah! Right.

The Volturi.

The Proposal.

The newborns in Seattle.

The deal.

The proper proposal.

Jacob misconceptions.

Victoria.

The wedding.

"Dear god Bella. You get kidnapped and all of that happened in two years! Not even two years. What about the School? My gosh, I feel so bad. Also, what were you thinking about that jumping off the cliff? You are soooo grounded." I yelled at her.

"Hello? I really have no idea what is going on." Edward said.

Bella looked hopefully at me.

"Fine. Edward is trustworthy. You can tell him whatever you want." I sighed.

"Maybe the best way is to show him! Because once I really really really didn't believe that salt melted ice, which is really weird by the way, and then I saw it and I believed! Who's idea is it to put salt on driveways anyway? It is sooo random! Because you just put salt and it melts, like Ice Cream! I want Ice Cream! It is soo- Mmm."

Thank you Iggy.

I don't approve of making out, but really. That was getting really annoying.

MAX?

Yes Angel?

HE'S REALLY FUNNY. HE KEEPS SAYING SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF 'GET THEM AWAY FROM MY BELLA! WHAT? I'M CONFUSED…' AGAIN AND AGAIN.

That's nice. Please get out of my head.

I felt that she was out now.

"So…" I said.

Everyone looked at me.

"We need to go outside to show you, Bella's fiancé." said Iggy.

"Also," he continued, looking gravely at Edward. "I'm afraid I couldn't give you the talk. You know, the brother talk. The, 'Vampire, if you hurt her emotionally or suck her blood, I will personally kill you.' That talk. Capiche?"

"Aww!" Bella said. She always sees the best in everything. "That is so sweet bro! Thanks!"

I looked at Edward again.

He looks really funny.

His face has an emotion of fear, anger, confuzzlement, dumbness, sadness, and happiness. Also, the emotion called, what-the-heck-are-these-people-that-know-my-sweet-Bella-who-are-crazy-and-related-to-her-apparently-and-they-know-that-I'm-a-vampire-and-aren't-afraidness.

He is really funny.

Huh.

I think a vampires funny.

Hmm.

The world is weird sometimes.

We went outside, Edward in tow, staring dumbly at Angel.

Well, she wasn't controlling Eddie's little vampire mind.

Yet.

His head swiveled towards me, alarmed.

Oops.

Maybe I should wait until we tell him about… oops!

[singing in head]

Mares eat oats, and does eat oats,

But little lambs eat ivy! Little lambsies do,

Wouldn't you, if you were a little lambsie.

[end singing]

We all walked outside, Eddie following us like an obedient dog.

A golden retriever, maybe?

Anywho, we went outside. I looked around, counting heads. What can I say? Old habits die hard.

Gazzy, check.

Bella, check. Ew, Edward is sucking her face off.

Iggy, check. He is doing the same thing with Nudge!

Angel, check.

Fang… Whoa. He is RIGHT there! With his dreamy eyes, his dark hair…

MAX!

Angel! What have I told you about reading other peoples minds?

WELL, YOU WERE REALLY LOUD!

Ugh.

"Well, what we wanted to say, why we dragged you out here Edward, is to tell you that we aren't like normal humans. We aren't even entirely human! Well, what we are…. Oh. Shit." Iggy said.

What?

I looked around and saw them.

Flyboys.

Oh shit is right.

"Guys!" I yelled, getting everyone out of their gaze. "Battle positions! Now! Hope you haven't lost your touch Bella."

"Nope. Still a fighting machine!"

"Then let's go!"

Haha. Yes, I am evil, thanks for noticing.

Yes, I did leave you with a cliffy.

Yes, I am slightly insane.

I'm going to put this story for temporary hiatus so I can finish many more chapters and update quickly.

Felicia: But it isn't time for her meds yet!

Lexi: Yes. That is right.

Anyhoo, REVIEW please! I only want so much, really. I really would like you guys to give reviews, I miss them!

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