New chapter :D as I promised! See I didn't abandon you guys after all. Aren't you so happy? xD
alright. I do not own Hetalia. Still not Matthew though. But fear not, He'll come in soon enough.

I have an idea involving Chuck Norris riding a moose on the wide open fields of Uranus

I put the last cardboard box down in my room. It took all morning and afternoon to get all of them in here.

"Yeesh. Hot in here" I said whipping some sweat off my forehead. I walked over to the window in my room and opened it up. Then I started to un-pack some items onto my desk, near the window.

"Been working hard all day, are you not being tired?" A child like, thickly accented Russian voice asked.

I looked up confused, and then I saw a freakin' giant Russian dude standing outside my window, standing right there, smiling creepily. The kind of creepy smile that says 'I like to eat babies with mayonnaise while I kill puppies'. I fell back a bit. "whoa! Who are you? And why are you looking through my window like a creeper?" I asked pointing at him like he was pedobear at a little girls' slumber party. I doubt it though; he'd probably eat little girls rather than rape them.

"I am being your neighbor. I am merely wanting to say hello" He said calmly, still smiling.

"Alfred, who are you talking to?"

"the creepy guy standing by my window" I replied, still watching the dude.

"there is no one by your window"

"Is too!" Sheesh! How would he know who's out my window and whose not if he's in another room? "If you don't believe me come look!"

I heard my father head for my room at a steady pace. Once he was there I opened my door and pointed at the window that-"See he's right there! Look at the creepy Russki who…isn't…there anymore…"-was one creepy guy short…MAN!

"hmm…well when you're done with that please come to the living room to meet our next-door neighbor" He growled and headed back.

I sighed heavily and followed him.

Let's all gather around and worship the giant banana

I sat across from…Feliks? Well whatever his…her?...well what's his/her face, I sat across from them. She likes pink…and he likes to cross dress? Not only that but…Feliks also likes a lot of girl stuff…and some guy named Toris…I hope it's a guy…I hope Feliks is a girl…god this neighborhood is weird.

RUN! It's Godzilla!

I found out that Feliks is indeed a guy…next time I'll knock before I walk into my own kitchen…

No, wait. It's just my pet bobby-o

Feliks left after he realized he had school work to do. (And He tried one of dad's scones and ran to the door looking green…but dad doesn't need to know that) I sighed and chill 'axed on the couch when the door rang.

"Alfred? Would you please?"

"Yeah yeah. I got dis!" I said standing up and walked over to the door.

"Hello-AHH! You again?" I jumped back after opening the door. The creepy guy was right there! Right in my house! And on other notes, he was still smiling!

He stepped forward. "da, may we come in?" he asked gesturing to three, shivering, boys behind him.

I nodded. Wait. WHAT? WHY?-too late! He walked in, the three boys following. I just showed him to the living room-WHY?

I sat across from him, two of the boys sat next to him, another sat in a different chair.

"so…urm"

He smiled. "my name is being Ivan Braginski. But you can call me Mr. Braginski"

Oh god…"um…can I call you Mr. B?"

"Nyet. Braginski"

"Dude…if my life depended on saying your name correctly I would die. A slow and painful death" I tried to explain.

"That can be arranged"

"what-""is nothing"

Ok! Call the fucking cops! NOW!

"This is Raivis" He put his hand on the head of the smallest boy, who had light brown hair and wore a red jacket. "Toris" he put his other arm around the boy with longer darker brown hair that wore a green jacket. So that was the boy Feliks likes…"and Eduard" and he gestured to the blond boy with glasses and a blue jacket sitting farthest from him.

I nodded to each. "My name is Alfred F Jones! Your savior! But you can just call me Alfred or Al" I heard that Russian dude chuckle. Why I oughta-!

"Alfred, who are our guests?"

I sighed. I'll get you yet commie. "…Raivis, Toris, Eduard and Mr.…Bra-gin-ski"-"Braginski" Mr. Bra-gin-ski said cutting in.

"And you are being?...Perhaps Mr. Jones's brother?"

"Uh. N-no! I'm his father. My name is Arthur Kirkland. Nice you meet you" Dad stuttered.

Mr. B. narrowed his eyes and looked at dad for a while before the conversation was picked up again.

'California! Has no money. California! Has lots of weed'

"well thank you for being so kind. Good luck in school, Mr. Jones" I waved them off and closed the door. Well I almost did, but there was a boot in the way.

"Am hoping you will enjoy history class, Mr. Jones" those were the last words I heard from him before the door closed all the way.

"god! That guy was a FREAK!" I said sighing loudly.

"Alfred, be nice, he's our neighbor"

Here we go again.

"Our freaky neighbor who peeks into windows wanting to eat mayonnaise-up babies while killing puppies and stabbing cancer patients" I huffed

"Alfred…just…go to bed" Dad sighed.

"Fine, but if I am ever left alone in a room with that guy, I swear something bad will happen!"

"Alfred. Bed. Now." He growled pointing to my room

"ok ok. Sheesh." I went to my room and closed the door. I took off my shirt and pants then jumped onto my bed, which I moved into my room this morning. I pulled the covers over my shoulders and sighed.

Well, Tomorrow I start school. *insert sarcasm here*. God, what was that freak talking about though? History class? Weird. Oh well.

I hugged my white bunny stuffy

"Night, Floppsy"

AN: Oh Alfred. You'll be seeing Mr. Bra-gin-ski sooner than you think. A lot more characters show up in the next chapter. Including Matthew! That's right he finally gets to be in the story! And yes, Alfred has his bunny to keep him safe. I hope you liked it. Please review or Mr. Bra-gin-ski will come after YEW!