Chapter 2

Kylo Ren and I step off the shuttle and on to Jakku. The planet is a barren wasteland, like my heart. The Stormtroopers have already done the killing. They have a guy as their prisoner. His name is Poe Dameron and he has a leather jacket on. They threw him in the shuttle and took him back to the Star Destroyer. Kylo Ren takes me to the torture room, where Poe is. He looks at Kylo Ren with a very angry face.

"Don't look at him like that!" I shout.

"What are you gonna do?" Poe said.

"Stand back, Crimson." Kylo Ren said. He then held out his hand and used the Force on Poe. Poe screamed like he was the lead singer of a metalcore band (A/N: If someone wants to go to warped tour with me send me a PM hot people only!).

"Where is the map to Luke Skywalker?" Kylo Ren shouts. He moves his arm and his black cape whooshes behind him.

"I won't tell you!" Poe screams. I thought he was cool because he had a leather jacket but apparently he's actually a huge prep who works for the Resistance.

"Where is it?" Kylo Ren screams again and uses the Force even harder. Poe screams even louder.

"It's in a droid!" Poe screams. "I left it on Jakku. It's a BB unit!"

"Thanks, prep." Kylo Ren says as he puts his hands down and stops using the Force. I look at him with a huge grin on my face. I didn't know he hated preps! He's probably an emo like me. I wonder what his favorite band it. Maybe he has a Tumblr.

Kylo Ren orders Stormtrooper FN-2187 to escort Poe back to his cell. FN-2187 is sad because his friend died on Jakku. I feel bad for him, but then he does something unforgivable. Instead of taking Poe to his cell, he helps him escape in a TIE Fighter! Why?

After they escape, Kylo Ren walks up to a computer console and draws his lightsaber. It is colored blood red and has a crossguard that makes the lightsaber look extra cool. He begins slashing at the console and then screams…

"NO MOTHERFUCKERS ESCAPING!"