"phew, I think she's gone... man what is with that girl pikachu?" says ash looking at pikachu who stands on the fence
"pika" says pikachu shrugging
"pii pii pika pikachu" pikachu says, roughly translated as "I think she wants you"
"geez, seems like ever since serena became kalos queen and went to do her shows that miette girls' been stalking me. aiyiyi... you don't really think she likes me do you?" says ash
"pikachuu pii pii" (it's obvious, you dummy)
"oh well, let's go check out the rest of the city. come on buddy" says ash
"pika!" says pikachu
ash turns and walks along a sidewalk and heads down the hill. moments later he comes up to a building with a sign out in front of it that says "friend safari". ash walks up and reads the sign.
"friend safari? never heard of a place like that. ok pikachu, let's go check out the friend safari" says ash
"why don't you check out the love safari instead" says a random voice
"huh?" says ash looking around
just then miette pops up from behind the sign and gazes at ash.
"hii" says miette
"waah! you!" says ash jumping back
"I've been looking all over for you, love" says miette hopping over the sign and walking toward ash
"why do you keep running away from me ash?" says miette
"b-because you keep chasing me! just what do you want from me anyway?" says ash holding out his hands trying to keep apart from her
"only your love and affection, silly" says miette getting closer
"eh?" says ash
"I'm always so lonely. dear ash, I just wanna be with you but you keep on running away from me. you hate me, don't you?" says miette with a sad face
"huh? I don't-" says ash
"waaah, you hurt my feelings! ash, you jerk! waaaaaah!" says miette turning around and fake sobbing
"no no... I-I don't hate you miette... please don't cry.." says ash walking behind her
"r-really?" says miette sniffling
"yes of course" says ash
miette smiles then quickly turns around and grabs ash's hands.
"you do love me, I knew it!" says miette
"wha?!" says ash
"ok it's official, we're a couple now!" says miette holding his hands
"whoa whoa wait, I didn't say all that!" says ash backing up
"you don't have to hide your feelings anymore, ashy poo" says miette
"what is she talking about?!" thinks ash
"now forget about friend safari, let's go on the safari of love" says miette putting her hands on ash's shoulders
miette then closes her eyes and slightly puckers her lips leaning in towards ash for a kiss. she leans a couple more inches then opens her eyes seeing ash has suddenly vanished. she looks around trying to find him.
"oooh, not again" she says disappointed
"I'll get you, ash ketchum!"
looks like miette is determined to capture our hero. how will ash deal with this? stay tuned
