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Erza led her new pupils to a classroom, and everyone sat down nervously. Whipping out a piece of chalk, the red-haired woman wrote "The Education of Sexual Intercourse".

"Umm…" Wendy raised her hand. "Excuse me?"

"Yes?" Erza glanced away from the chalkboard.

"What is sexual intercourse?"

Everyone looked at Wendy like she grew another head. Well, except Natsu.

"It's okay, Wendy!" he grinned. "Come here, I'll whisper it to you!" Natsu cupped his hand over Wendy's ear, and began to explain.

Wendy covered her mouth with her hand. "Oh…" She then looked over at Lucy and blushed a tomato red. "Oh…"

Everyone looked over to Lucy. Gajeel sniggered, "Guess it was bound to happen sometime."

"Ha! Cana, you owe me five bucks! Natsu and Lucy got together!" squealed Mirajane happily. Cana sighed and gave her a bill.

Lucy's cheeks turned a rosy pink as she sputtered, "She's not looking at me, she's looking at the wall! And even if she was looking at me, it was purely coincidental! AND YOU GUYS WERE BETTING ON US?!"

"It's not like there's anything better to do," Levy said.

"Levy, please! You're one of the ones we're betting on!" laughed Cana.

"What?!" she squeaked. "With who?"

Mirajane giggled and pointed to Gajeel, who didn't notice.

Levy's mouth was an 'o'. "What? We're nothing alike!"

Cana shrugged. Mirajane's eyes glimmered. "But you guys would be sooo perfect!"

Juvia hugged Lucy. "Yay!" she squealed. "Juvia can be your friend since you're not competition for Gray-sama anymore!"

Lucy yelled. "I never was!"

"SILENCE!" bellowed Erza. She was tapping her heel. "Wendy, do you know what it is now?"

Wendy nodded quietly.

"Good, now let's begin." She started to write things on the board. Most were too lazy to look at it and glanced around the blank room. Gray got an idea and smiled evilly. He pointed his finger at Natsu and froze his foot to the floor.

Natsu, suddenly feeling something cold on his left foot, looked down to see it covered in ice. "Hey!" he shouted. "Gray put ice on my foot!"

"No I didn't," said Gray.

"Did too!"

"Did not."

"DID TOO!"

"I didn't."

"FIRE DRAGON-"

"Natsu!" Lucy whispered. "Shut up!"

Natsu sighed and slumped into his chair.

"Guess you get no goods tonight," Gray said quietly, only to where Natsu's keen ears could hear it.

"Okay, that's it!" Natsu turned his fist into a bright ball of fire. "It's on!"

Erza glared at the two boys. "No. It's. Not."

"B-bu-" Natsu tried to start. He extinguished his flaming hand.

"No. Sit down and let me continue the lesson. And also, Gray, put your shirt back on."

Gray looked down. "Shit!"

"Gray!" Lisanna spoke. "Don't curse in the classroom!"

"I can do whatever I want!" countered Gray, standing up.

"Gray, your underwear."

Gray looked down, again, and ran out of the classroom butt-naked. Natsu fell on the floor laughing, while Wendy and most of the other girls shrieked and covered their eyes. Romeo stared at the wall, a blank expression on his face.

"Why does he keep doing that?!" Lucy said, disgusted.

"Oh, Lucy, why does it matter to you?" Cana winked. "It's not like you haven't seen one before."

Before Lucy could come up with a reply, Erza gripped her chalk hard enough to make it snap. "If one more person speaks, they're getting a taste of my Heaven's Wheel."

A word wasn't spoken after that.

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"Okay, that's all for today." Everyone cheered and sped out of the classroom, and went their separate ways.

Lucy sighed, walking back into the guild's main room. "I don't get why we have to have a sex ed class."

"I agree," murmured Levy.

"Wait," thought Natsu, "that was a sex ed class?"

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MY PUPPY IS SLEEPING ON MY LAP. I LOVE PUPPIES.

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