Sasuke was just about to have his way with Naruto, when suddenly the doorbell rang. It was Sakura (of course).

"Sasuke, I was in the neighborhood and thought that should stop by" she said

"Neighborhood my ass" Naruto said from his and Sasuke's room

So, Sasuke. Do you mind if I come in" Sakura asked

"Well..." Sasuke said before he was cut off

"Sasuke, aren't you coming back to bed" Naruto asked as he came into the room, using the bed spread as clothing

"No, Sasuke's going to sit here and talk" Sakura said, "rather than have sex with a freak" she mumbled

"B-but Sakura..." Naruto said

"Go, run along now" Sakura shooed him away like a fly

Naruto began to clench his fist, and instead of either saying something bold or even telling the so called selfish man-stealing-whore, he began to tear up. He ran into his and Sasuke's room and slammed the door behind him. Sasuke thought this was his plan to get him back in there with his blonde lover, well thought that anyway until he heard the crying

"Sakura, leave now. I think you have caused enough problems for one day" Sasuke said before practically kicking Sakura out of the house

"Naru, she's gone. I told her that she was causing problems and that she should leave. Besides, someone hasn't finished playing around with his 'present' now" Sasuke said

"Thanks Sasukeeeeeee" Naruto said before he let a moan escape his lips

"I love you Naru" Sasuke said

"You too Sasu" Naruto replied back