Me :Hello friends and welcome to my story
Magdalena : sup
me : so this is the second chapter yay, in this chapter Mag dies*evil laugh*
Magdalena : you can dream on
Me : crap
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Its been four days,i don't think anyone seemed to see me, I'm an assassin, so stealthy, sitting in the crows nest, observing the sea, ooo ship, wait its a ship, a ghost ship, or not , there is someone up there, jumping of the mast I made my my inside.
So this is Captain Don Krieg, stuffing his face, why is everyone so mean to him, he just hit Sanji, never mind I don't like him anymore. The screaming, the noise, gosh, he looks determined, and Sanji's bleeding, poor guy, wait were is he going, to the kitchen, he is calm, and he go hit, okay that was mean, and he has a gun made to look like a lobster, prawn maybe, he blew of the door, Krieg survived, and has armor, and he shot the cooks, he is definitely not the worlds strongest man or god, wait the owner is Red_Foot Zeff.
He doesn't even have a red foot, and he gave Krieg food, I need to think of a nickname for him, captain meany, no, poopsicle, na, mister dimander, mister brute, don creak, dump creak, I like that, wait he said he wants to be king of the pirates, and straw hat wants to be king two.
A fight is starting, Luffy just called sir dump creak a clown, isn't buggy a clown, or the clown( hahaha very funny) thank you (I was messing around idiot) well it wasn't very funny, hey I'm not an idiot, I took an apple out of my bag and started to munch on it,wait there's a story, 50 ships destroyed by a single man, mister glare pants, defiantly him
Hawk_Eyes yea I know him and he does NOT know how to laugh, I tell you he is like zombie,i think he is alive, or, em, undead?
The ship died, sank, cut in half, I could do that, there's two idiots in the water, apparently someone stole their ship and treasure, wait I see glare dude, the green hair seems exited, scared maybe?
I haven't seen the dude in forever, haven't annoyed him for so long and I have to make up for it, ooo an other story, their perverts, I literally had a poker face on behind my hood, their all idiots(your an idiot) oiiiii.
I still don't understand why he has a coffin as a boat, maybe hes a vampire? He is pretty emo, I think, oo shiny sword, I stole it once, I still don't regret it ( he hung you from the ceiling for three days) shut up, wait that moss head is up against vamp, and losing, vamp looks happy, new nickname achievement complete.
This battle is so interesting, and Zoro was defeated, at least he tried, vamp just brought out the big sword and slice and dice, and straw hat attacked and failed, so bad, looks like vamp found a favorite,time for some annoying*snicker* (oh no)
"this drama is hurting my heart","Magdalena","you remembered I'm honored this calls for a new nickname, mister vamp"."vamp?" yup because you look like a vampire and your boat is a coffin"he sighed"i can never understand you, I don't know how Shanks survived with you""i gave him alcohol, he was happy"he shook his head and chuckled' should have expected that much" I should be going now he told me, the straw hat was already ready to fight the dump creak.
I simply smirked and ran across the water to thew boat where Zoro was on, looking all dead and stuff, he looked in pain, then again, he did get cut with a giant ass sword near moments ago( you didn't have to swear) shut up, I need to poke him, cant resist, I poked him in the face, he grunted, I giggled"hi there mister swordsmen" he looked at me for a moment with a wtf face, I just giggled.
I left him there he'll live, so I walked across the water, I'm supposed to join Luffy's crew, I'll wait in Logue town, everyone going to the grand line goes there first and I'm board, so I dived underwater, its kind of like flying, but underwater, my wings push me through the water, its fun, and I can bend the water away from my face to breath, or enchant myself to have gills but its so hard, anyway I'm here
I visited, like every shop here, and straw hat is here, how do I know you ask, I saw him flying across the sky, idiot, AND IM FOLLOWING HIM, ASSASIN STYLE!on the roofs, like a pro, and we found Zoro, all breathing and alive and stuff, and there's a bounty hunter, and I watched him to long and lost Luffy, and found Usopph, their having a duel and he lost, then its another story.
Blablabllblalablbaabla, I was there when it happened, it all ended in beer, blablablablabalbal to be continued...
okay so I have to look for that monkey, AND IM GOING TO LOOK FOR HIM ASSASIN STYLE!( that's getting old) shut up, looks like I found Sanji, I think hes having a cooking competition, and the opponent is stupid, I don't think he accepted, so I followed him to the docks were they sold fish, and literally the biggest fish in the world, not really, Sanji had that face yelling that hes having a flashback, and he wanted to buy it but failed, so he is going to enter the cooking competition, I am still following him, looks like Usopph and Nami are here.
So Sanji is up against that weirdo girl, and hes having a flashback( use the mirror of knowledge) no! anyway he won, I wanted his food, and that tuna, yummy tuna, me want( close your mouth, your drooling)shut uppppppppppppp! I'm tired, and I found Luffy, finally, and I'm not amused
so I think Alvida, the fat girl pirate, and she ate a devil fruit, to improve her looks, that's stupid, I found Buggy, a revenge thirsty clown, my nightmare, yes I will call him buffoon two, and he wants to execute Luffy,*sigh* Buggy never changed, and there's a storm coming, should I do something to help him, I don't want to get my wings wet*sigh*, its going to rain, he is not going to die, people with death over their head give out a different aura, he is covered with an aura, that tells me hes going to live long.
Yes I am a mysterious woman, and Luffy has the worse pokerface, and hes going to be king of the pirates*sigh* and Sanji and Zoro came to the rescue, fight,fight,fight,fight.
Its raining, and the execution platform was hit by lightning, good grief,( you sounded smart for a second) shut uppppppppppppp!, so there's a marine vs pirate battle, I want to play, wait I'm losing my target, following slowly like a ninja(not an assassin?)
I hate you!
buggy got caught, like a ninja I sneaked over to him, and poked him, hard, making him yell, curse and look at me, I laughed and stuck out my tongue, he fainted, looks like he remembers me, good, but I'm evil and I'm leaving him here, I got the attention of some of the marines and pirates, I simply shrugged and left, walking right threw the crowd of marines, like a boss, of course a stupid marine attacked me with a sword, I simply caught it between my fingers and broke it and walked away, leaving the all shocked, and I walked away, jumped on the roof and started running.
So then there was this really strong wind making me have to use my wings to stay in place, once it stopped I used my wings, no! their wet*cries* and flew above the clouds so I need to look for that entrance to the grand line, wait never mind I think I see the ship with the goat, or sheep, sitting on the flag pole and stuff
so once the storm calmed and stuff I'm playing with the sea gulls, they caught a girl, and they haven't seen me,I've been here for a day, their really stupid, they don't know I'm here, ha, anyway the girl killed them with her cooking, should I make myself known, or now, ugh,
So Usopph is in the crows nest below me, and how he didn't notice me is beyond human understanding( I agree for once) thank you , so then this marine fleet came by and started attacking us, I wish I could get rid of it but I'm too tired(more like lazy) shut up!
their like stop your under arrest and stuff, then the navigator got the goat ship to change course and catch a gust, leaving those punks behind, I laughed, but then then winds stopped and I realized we reached the calm belt, so I cried
after explanation from the navigator and I ditched them, okay I didn't make it the little girl did something I don't remember, and when did we end up on a seaking, anyway we aren't on its nose any more
I spread my wing and flew out, of, there, so I'm going to the red line, I don't want to be eaten or go to warship island, the old man tells his peoples history, longer than Shanks can chase me after I put pink hair dye in his hair one morning, I escaped, but I had to avoid him for a month.
Anyway so I'm siting on the rock of the red line, waiting, its been three days, yay for me, wait I see them and its raining, again*sigh* wait I see them finally, wait where are they going, I screeched, they nearly ran into me, I need to calm dawn, wait, my ride is escaping, they all stand in front of the boat watching the view, when mister I ate the sicko sicko fruit came along
they looked panicked, yea, wind slice up ship, I get it(no you don't) he started laughing, idiot, so I walked over to him and punched him in the face, probably breaking his nose, he flew out of the ship and int the rock breaking bits of in the process, I didn't see what happened to him in the end because the ship left him behind, I then sat on the railing, from where he came from, I snickered loudly
there was an awkward silence, "who the hell are you?" asked the captain. A mystery person I replied, smirking under my hood, he nodded and made an awww sound, he is such an idiot, I looked at their faces and nearly fell of the boat, the swordsman I pocked during my stay at the restaurant was pointing a finger at me"its you!" he said. Every one looked at him with a questioning look,"ne Zoro, who is she?","shes the one who pocked me in the face after my fight with hawk_eye"Luffy started laughing, i had my pokerface on.
"No more questions enjoy the view, were above the clouds"they did just that, all happy and stuff, I simply enjoyed the ride, they did too, then the whale stood in the way, I knew it was there, I've been to the grand line.
Then Luffy shot a cannonball to stop the boat from crashing, then he got the whale angry by punching him in the eye, I jumped of the ship before it was swallowed up by Laboon, I simply followed Luffy, he stands on top of the whale, and started punching the whale, "punching the whale wont do anything you know" I said he grunted and replied by yelling at the whale to give him back his friends, and the whale started sinking, blallabalab, okay so he saw the trapdoor and we went in, actually I just followed him, what I don't have anything better to do, and as most of you already know, I HATE getting my wings wet!
so once inside he started blabbing on "no Luffy, whales normally don't have lighted hallways" I said walking ahead "hey! wait up!" he shouted catching up "your that mystery person that appeared on our ship" "yup" "hey where are we going?" "ahead"
"oh" I sighed
