A/N: Finally, an update! It took me FOREVER to fix my OCs and tried to make them as amazing as possible. I guess the only thing that really is kinda Mary-Sue is their names. They're not legitimately Japanese and they're in an American-type school but I need to keep with the plot. And I don't feel like researching on Japanese schools so sue me. Also, I had to completely re-do most of the plot because of the class schedule. This chapter has my blood, sweat and tears! So enjoy!


"Dammit, I can't believe we're actually doing this…"

"We don't really have much of a choice Gojyo. Either we stay at the house and do nothing or try and find these mysterious beings."

"At a school? Who keeps 'mysterious beings' there?"

"Stop bitching kappa. You're not the only one unhappy with this decision."

"Heh, you're just pissy because you can't bring your gun. Looks like you can't shut me up today."

WHACK!

"As you can see, I still have my fan idiot."

"Ha ha ha! Sanzo got you good!"

"I'll give you something to laugh at you damn ape!"

WHACK! WHACK!

"Enough!" Hakkai sighed, trying to focus on the unfamiliar road in front of him. This was slightly difficult since he was still adjusting to his new wire-rimmed glasses that were more 'normal' for this world than his monocle. It also didn't help that the sun wasn't up yet, the road was slightly slippery with ice and the jeep they were riding had the driver's seat on the opposite side.

"So what do you guys think it'll be like?" Goku asked innocently as he nervously pulled down on the blue beanie that covered his golden diadem, "You've been to a school before, right Hakkai?"

"Well it was a school for children much younger than us and I was a teacher." The green-eyed man replied with a chuckle.

"Oh… What about you guys?" The youngest member turned his bright eyes first to Gojyo who sat beside him in the backseat.

"Never been," Gojyo commented with a shrug, "They didn't let half-breeds attend." Goku nodded in understanding before facing to the front where Sanzo sat.

"No." The monk simply stated. Goku was a bit saddened by the abrupt end to that conversation but Hakkai quickly noticed.

"Don't worry Goku," He started, "This just means it will all be our first times at a high school so there's no reason to be nervous. But if it makes you feel better, think of all the new food you get to try." This got the golden-eyed boy drooling.

"Food…"

"Hey don't drool on my new jacket monkey!"

"I'm not a monkey!"

WHACK! WHACK!

By the time Sanzo settled back into his seat after smacking some silence into Gojyo and Goku, Hakkai finally caught sight of their destination. Once he was close enough, he turned the dark green Jeep into the school grounds as Goku and Gojyo gaped at the large building.

"Whoa…"

"Whoa indeed." Gojyo's attention had quickly turned away from the building to the students that were heading inside, particularly the females. Hakkai found a parking spot fairly easily and the four climbed out of the vehicle.

"You know what? I take back what I said," The tall red-head announced, grinning devilishly at a pair of giggling girls that passed him, "I think I'm gonna like it here." Sanzo rolled his eyes before kicking the man in front of him square in the back with his polished black boot.

"Stop ogling and move your ass. You're in my way." He commanded. Gojyo stumbled forward, catching himself, but not able to catch the gray backpack he was holding. It plopped right on a pile of dirty snow, making Gojyo's eye twitch angrily. He readjusted his brown leather jacket before picking up his now wet bag.

"You should try using those boots for walking instead of kicking if you want to move your holy ass." He retorted, glaring back at the priest. Hakkai immediately got in between the two angry men and started pushing them towards the school building.

"Now, now you two, it's chilly out here. Let's head inside." He stated cheerfully, "Come along Goku." The brunet excitedly followed the taller three closer to the school where they passed through a pair of dark red metal doors with the rest of the students. Greeting them was a brightly lit hallway with stark white walls and a white-and-black tiled floor. The four of them slowly walked deeper into the school, following the sea of teens until they reached what everyone's main destination was. They stopped short at the entranceway to a large, two-story gathering area. Long, rectangular tables took up most of the floor while smaller, round tables surrounded them. At one of the longer walls were openings to the kitchens where students lined up to get breakfast. Goku tried to run over to line up, but Sanzo grabbed the back of his collar.

"You're not going anywhere monkey."

"But I'm hungry!"

"Stop thinking about food for once and realize the situation we're in!"

"What situation?"

"We have no idea where we're supposed to go or what we're expected to do." Hakkai explained seriously, opening the green messenger bag that hung over his shoulder. He pulled out a couple of papers while the others crowded around him, reading the same instructions they read last night.

"Arrive at the school by 7:30. Use the Jeep parked in the garage of your new home. I will know if you went to school or not, so don't even think about not going. With this paper, you will also find four almost identical papers with your names and classes on it. Those are your Class Schedules that I personally picked out for all of you. In your respective rooms you will find your bags filled with supplies you'll need for all your classes."

"Well we did all that, now what?" Goku asked.

"Exactly," The green-eyed man replied, "I suggest we ask for some help."

"Way ahead of you…" Gojyo turned his attention to a nearby table full of girls. He winked at them and they instantly giggled.

"We're looking for people with brains in their heads, not their chests."

"Hey, it was just a sugg-"

"I AM NOT A TRANSVESTITE!"

The Sanzo-ikkou along with half the school turned to the round table where the shout originated from, all four men thinking the exact same thing.

'What the hell?'

:Minutes Ago:

The cafeteria was filled to the brim with teenagers, their chatter a welcoming sound to the somewhat tall, tanned girl who stood at the edge of the room. She took in a deep breath, realizing just how much she missed this crazy school before she started her way through the crowd. She easily dodged arms and legs that got in her way, fairly used to the chaotic surroundings. After circling around an over-enthusiastic freshman, she finally saw her destination and waved.

"Hey there Youmei," She greeted cheerfully once she got closer, "Long time no see!" The brunette sitting at one of the round tables glanced up from her book.

"There is no reason to be so damn cheery this early in the morning Kaosu." She stated coolly. The taller girl just chuckled.

"I missed you too." Kaosu took a seat next to her friend and pulled off her scrunchie, letting her long black hair fall past her shoulders only to start fixing it up again.

"So how was your break?" She asked while twisting her hair back into a bun.

"Fine," Youmei replied, turning back to her book, "I occupied myself with work."

"That's cool. Hey, isn't that my book?" Kaosu questioned, pushing a few black strands out of her face before deciding to just do her hair all over again.

"Nope, you're just imagining things. Now stop messing with your hair, its fine."

"It's not perfect yet." Youmei looked up again; ready to give a witty retort when she noticed something. On the corner of Kaosu's tanned chin was a tiny piece of white tissue. It reminded the brunette of what guys did when they cut themselves shaving. And that's exactly the conclusion she came up with.

"Looks like you had trouble shaving your manbeard." She voiced her thoughts calmly. Luckily for Kaosu, she had finished her third attempt with her hair, finally adequate enough for her before she heard this. She gave Youmei an incredulous look.

"…What?"

"Your manbeard." The paler girl pointed at her friend's chin.

"This isn't a manbeard! I had trouble popping a pimple this morning!" Kaosu tried to explain, but Youmei went back to her book, her expression unchanged.

"Uh huh… Its ok, we'll still be friends even if you are a transvestite." The black-haired girl twitched.

"I'm not a transvestite."

"Whatever you say. Do you want me to still call you a 'she' or would you prefer 'he'? Maybe 'it' is a better pronoun."

"I AM NOT A TRANSVESTITE!" Kaosu's yell rang out above all the other meaningless chatter, making the cafeteria dead silent. Her brown eyes widened in shock at what she just did as she quickly scrambled out of her seat.

"Please don't mind me everyone! I was just having a wonderful conversation with a friend of mine…" She sheepishly announced, hoping to somehow save her reputation. It looked like it worked as most people just turned away. Once the majority of people stopped paying attention to her, Kaosu spun around and glared menacingly at a smirking Youmei.

"I hate you so much."

"Yeah, yeah. Fix your face tranny." Kaosu gave one last glare before storming off towards the bathrooms. The brunette would have gone back to her book if not for a new, less annoying voice catching her attention.

"I think I just missed an epic conversation." Youmei looked behind her to see a skinny girl with copper-colored hair. This time, she gave a small smile.

"Hey Sora, I'm pretty sure you caught that last part." She replied as the girl took a seat on the other side of her.

"Yeah, what was that all about?"

"Just me killing Kaosu's reputation again." Sora chuckled softly.

"You gotta leave her alone. She's trying to be valedictorian." She pointed out, trying to be stern but her hazel eyes were dancing with delight.

"Whatever, she's got that position in the bag. Gives me all the more reason to mess with her."

"Well thank you for your unwavering faith in me." The two girls looked up to see that their taller friend was back, her face clean of any tissue paper. However, there was a tiny, slightly bleeding hole on her chin only truly noticeable if a person was inches away from her face.

"Morning Kaosu." Sora greeted. Kaosu returned the greeting with a pounce.

"I've missed you Sora!"

"Can't breathe…"

"Give the girl some air!" The black-haired girl retracted her arms, but kept grinning at her shorter friend.

"How ya been?"

"Other than losing some brain cells from the lack of oxygen, I'm good." Sora replied, rubbing her neck, "Though, I'm kind of hungry. I had to skip breakfast if I wanted to catch the bus."

"Don't get on line," Youmei announced as she finally went back to her reading, "The idiot said she was going to bring some celebratory muffins or something."

"Seriously? Sweet!" Kaosu exclaimed as she took her seat, "She better get here soon."

:With the Sanzo-Ikkou:

One of the most chaotic five minutes of his life had just passed for Cho Hakkai after they had turned away from the commotion about transsexuals. During those mere moments, he had to prevent Sanzo and Gojyo from arguing with their fists instead of their words while making sure Goku stayed with the group instead of wandering off. Throughout all this, he was also trying to find good, sane people to ask for directions. Sadly, Sanzo and Gojyo's arguing was scaring away any potential help. The green-eyed man let out a sigh, exasperated with all that was going on around him as he took a step back to think things through.

"ACK!" Someone squeaked. Before he knew it, something small, warm and blonde ran into him. He brought his hands out to steady the form and looked down to see a young girl about Goku's height staring right back up at him with round, blue eyes. In her hands was a large plastic container.

"Oh my gosh! I'm sorry!" She cried out in a high-pitched voice. Hakkai just gave her a polite smile.

"It's alright miss, this was my fault. Are you alright?" He asked. Before she could respond, Goku ran in between them.

"Hey! Whatcha got in there? It smells awesome!" He exclaimed.

"Um… Muffins?"

"Can I have one?"

"Sure." She opened up the container in her hands and a sweet smell drifted out, catching the attention of Sanzo and Gojyo. They watched as the blond girl pulled out a golden brown pastry dotted with red berries and handed it to Goku. After a short happy dance, he took his first bite.

"Oh man, this is tasty!" He announced, partially chewed muffin bits flying out of his mouth.

"Hey idiot monkey, eat with your mouth close!" Gojyo shouted, "Don't you know how to act in front of a lady?"

"Shut up perverted kappa! I'm not a monkey!" Though they kept arguing, the blonde girl just let out a small giggle and closed her plastic box.

"I'm really glad you liked it, but I need to get going." She started as she began to turn away. Hakkai saw this as an opportunity and placed his hand on the shorter girl's shoulder.

"I'm sorry miss, but could we ask for your help?" She spun back around.

"Huh?" Hakkai showed the girl his class schedule.

"Could you help us locate our classrooms? We're new to this school." Her blue eyes dropped down to the paper in front of her as a frown suddenly appeared on her face. Hakkai, as well as Sanzo, noticed this change in attitude, but before anyone could say anything she looked back up with a sheepish smile.

"Sorry, I can't help you. I'm not good with all those direction-y things and stuff." She announced.

"Oh… Well we're sorry to bother you-."

"Wait! I can't help you, but my friends can. Follow me." She turned back around and walked into the crowd. The three demons glanced at Sanzo, seeing if it was alright to follow the pig-tailed girl. He responded with a silent nod and the four started after the girl. Their destination became obvious when a dark-haired girl sitting at a round table with two other girls started waving at their blonde guide. She waved back excitedly.

"Hey Neko! What took you so…" Her friend trailed off when she noticed the four males following the shorter girl. The busty brunette and pale red-head sitting next to her stayed silent, but their eyes betrayed their wary attitude. Hakkai momentarily wondered why they were so cautious, but a quick glance to the others answered his question. Sanzo was equally wary, Goku was drooling over the muffins and Gojyo was smirking at the girls with lust-filled eyes.

"Hi guys! I brought muffins!" The blonde girl 'Neko' exclaimed, holding up the plastic box over her head with pride. Her three friends remained silent, still eyeing the Sanzo-ikkou who stood behind her. She blinked at their lack of response.

"Guys? Muffins?" She shook the box in front of their faces.

"Neko, behind you." The red-head pointed out. Neko spun around and realization sparkled in her eyes.

"Oh, right! They need help!"

"Good job." The brunette mumbled as she turned back to her book.

"Don't mind her." The dark-haired girl said, "Is there anything I can help you guys with?"

"Yes, my friends and I are new to the school and we need help locating some of our classes." Hakkai responded politely, handing the girl their class schedules. She looked at them closely for a moment before her eyes widened a bit.

"Sora, Youmei. Take a look at this." She stated as she sat back down to let her friends see the schedules. The two girls leaned forward to scan the papers. The red-head was the first to look back up.

"Neko, your first class is Math, right?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Well, it looks like all of us have first period with one of you guys."

"Really?" Goku suddenly asked, leaning over the round table excitedly, "Who's with who?"

"What's your name?" The black-haired girl asked.

"Goku."

"You have class with Neko."

"Yay, new friend!" Neko exclaimed excitedly, "You get another muffin!"

"Awesome!"

"Anyways, I have Debate class with someone called 'Genjyo Sanzo'." The black-haired girl announced, bringing everyone's attention back to the class schedules.

"That would be him." Hakkai said as he pointed to the blond man standing next to him, looking positively bored. The girl's eyes widened again as a light blush appeared on her cheeks.

"Oh… Um, nice to meet you. I'm Kaosu." She said politely, obviously getting enamored by the man in front of her. The brunette next to her rolled her eyes.

"Dude, you're drooling." Kaosu blushed harder.

"No I'm not!"

"Uh, who's Hakkai?" The red-head suddenly interrupted.

"Me." Hakkai gave her a polite smile and a small wave.

"Looks like you have Science class with me. My name is Sora." The shorter girl smiled back, a fine pink blush dusting her cheeks. Before the brown-haired man could respond, he was distracted by a streak of red. Gojyo moved fluidly and took a seat next to the bad-tempered brunette.

"Guess that means we have class together." He stated in a smooth voice while moving his arm around her.

"Touch me and I'll break your arm." Her gray eyes glared daggers at the man, who cringed and pulled his arm away. Right at that moment, the bell rang and the cafeteria immediately went crazy as students started heading to first period.

"Here." Kaosu passed back each class schedule to their respective owner, "We'll give you more directions once we're in our classes. I'm pretty sure we'll be seeing more of each other but if not, there's always lunch."

"When's lunch?" Goku asked excitedly.

"In like a few hours." Neko replied.

"But I'm hungry now…" She quickly gave him another muffin which he took happily.

"We should all get going." Hakkai stated. Everyone agreed and the Sanzo-ikkou split ways with their new guides.