When Edward goes to Hogwarts (Part 2)
Still dedicated a wonderful clip!
Edward: "Okay… now where do I look?" "Let's try the common room first"
Bella: "Ahhhh!"
Edward: "Bella! Uh… I'm coming to the rescue!"
(Superman music plays while Edward is running)
Meanwhile…
Harry: "So now that we have you here Cedric will definitely come Mwhahaha"
Bella: "Um… you're creepy"
Harry: "Whatever Stupifie!" "What the frick oh why won't my magic work?"
"Shit! Now I have to watch out for real I wanted to..to..to
(Harry thinks disturbing thought's about him and Malfoy having sex and thinks of this song: Ooooooh you touch my talala mmmm my ding ding ding dong!)
Harry: "Yes! I found you"
Edward: "Oh god!"
Malfoy: "Hey Harry are you ready for our wand duel?
(Doesn't mean fighting means stuff… :D)
Edward: "Oh god!"
Harry: "Who wha uh?"
Edward: "Oh god I'm scared for life!"
Edward: "Harry you have a sick imagination!"
Harry: "Who said I was imagining anything?"
(Malfoy runs away)
Edward: "Ew…"
Bella: "Oh Edward now that were here can we learn magic?"
Edward: "No Bella were leaving"
Harry: "Now Cedric it's time you met up with all your friend's!"
Edward: "Gay dude get away from me I don't want your queerdoness coodies to wipe off on me!"
Bella: "Circle circle dot dot now you got the coodie shot!" (Giggles)
Edward: "Thanx bells…"
Herminie: "Now's my chance to stupifie him" (whispers)
"Stupifie!"
(Cracking sounds from Edward)
Edward: "Bushy hair girl, don't make me break your neck next time"
Harry: "Now Cedric come join the magical side we got cookies!"
Edward: "Oooh… I love the cookies"
Bella: "Edward!"
Edward: "Just have one..!"
(Eating sound's)
Edward: "Eww gross these things taste like puke and pestles! Augh!!!"
Harry: "Glad you like them, now come on the eggs and the bath are waiting"
Edward: "Eggs? Bath?"
Herminie: "Here he goes with the gay sounding stuff again!"
Edward: "I'm not going with you you're weird and you're name is Harry pot smoker"
Harry: "How dare you!"
Edward: "I'm a vampire I go there"
Harry: "Then I'll have to kill you first!"
Edward: "I don't think so"
(Battle! Not for readers considering Harry decided to strip for the occasion gross!)
(Instead imagine a gay elf on a phone)
Voldermort: "Mother fuc…k! Who the hell are you two?"
Edward: "Great now we have another neck to break…."
Voldermort: "Neck to break? Why you little! I thought I killed you already!"
Edward: "Dude I died before you were born! Hey baldie look at the ground!"
(Harry is dead)
Voldermort: "What the fuck…Oh no you didn't!"
:D
Lol ya Harry is gay in this one tehe :D
