Okay, as promised I have updated and I hope that you will enjoy this chapter!!! By the way, thank you all very much for my marvelous reviews!! xoxo
Recap:
Kakashi didn't know if it was the murderous glint in his student's eyes or the way Sakura rubbed her hands together with glee when Naruto said "accessories", but he thought that he would have to keep an eye on them from now on…
Naruto and Sakura came back three hours later with an array of weapons and various types of truth potions from the local grocery store…(Wow! That grocery store must be on DRUGS or something because Kakashi definitely wouldn't expect to find potions in a regular grocery store!)
Sakura and Naruto took the seven heavy bags in with them and started to unpack everything on to the table in the captive room.
"What are those vials for, Dobe?" Came a quiet but indignant voice from the back of the room.
"They're truth serums, Sasuke. We will be using them quite frequently, I believe… Whenever we get an answer that we believe not to be true." Sakura smirked, chuckling slightly. This alone, could have been enough to make the Uchiha crap his pants in terror, but he brushed it off.
"Maybe they won't even use it…" Sasuke thought to himself, calm and collected on the outside, but in his mind, Inner Sasuke was running frantically around in circles, shrieking.
Inner Sasuke stopped running, clutched his manhood, and wailed, "What if the Dobe tries to chop off my balls? THAT'S WHAT SAKURA MEANT HOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO HAVE KIDS!!!" Inner Sasuke shrieked loudly in fear and began to run around in circles again.
"Sasuke-teme, why don't we start off with the questioning now? … I BAGSIES GOING FIRST!!!!" Yelled Naruto after a slight pause.
"Do I even have a choice in the matter?" Sasuke muttered to himself. Sakura shook her head at the remark and tried in vain to calm her hyper friend down.
" Okay Sasuke, Ino is running around naked in a field and Shikamaru is yelling at her and trying to make her put on some clothes… What do you do? A: Help Shikamaru put clothes on Ino, B: Throw kunais at them both and hope that death will make them shut up, or my personal favorite, C: go over to Shikamaru and knock him out so that you can enjoy the show in peace?" When Naruto had finished this last option, Sakura hit him over the head with a chakra filled hand and scolded him for being so perverted.
Naruto rubbed the back of his head but looked up at Sasuke and waited for an answer. Sasuke thought in silence for about ten seconds and then answered briefly with an "A, of course" and then looked up at Sakura who looked confused but at the same time, relieved.
Naruto wasn't so happy with Sasuke's answer, so he walked up to their captive and poured a drop of the serum onto his tongue. Sasuke threw back his head and let out a cry that sounded like a strangled cat. Sakura and Naruto looked at each other and simultaneously burst out laughing.
"Haha teme, you sound as if something crawled down your throat and died!" Naruto said between gasps for air.
"Sasuke, you look as if something crawled down your throat and died!" Said Sakura as Sasuke turned back to look at them. His face was screwed up and his eyes where tight shut, as if he had just seen the most disgusting and horrific thing in the world.
As soon as Sasuke had stopped pursing his lips and rolling his eyes, he swallowed and Naruto asked the very same question again. This time Sasuke's answer took a considerably longer amount of time. He looked thoughtful for a while and then he sort of tossed his head back and forth as if he was trying to prevent some terrible word from exiting his mouth. At last he threw back his head and let out a strangled "C!" Then Sasuke slumped down and began to whimper.
"YES! I knew it! Sasuke-teme does have a perverted side!!! HAHAHA!!" Naruto was doing a little victory dance in the corner while Sakura walked up to Sasuke and…slapped him with a chakra filled hand, this made his nose bleed and his cheek bone fracture but oh well!
Now it was Sakura's turn to ask a question. She stood in thought for a while with her hands crossed in front of her and her foot tapping slightly on the concrete ground in front of her. "Hmmm, well… oh god, I can't even think of a good question…. Wait a second, Naruto, Weren't we going to actually torture him?" she finally asked looking to Naruto.
"Uh… yeah I guess… but I thought that you might want ask him a couple of y'know, "Questions"." As Naruto said 'Questions' he held up his two index fingers and bent them twice.
" WAIT! I got one, Sasuke what are you out of these three answers…A: Heterosexual, B: Bisexual or C: Homosexual?" Sakura smiled triumphantly and waited for an answer.
Sasuke, who had still got some of the truth serum in him said, "I don't know, at my age most young men like myself are currently questioning their sexuality. I am quite sure, however, that I am heterosexual as I like BOOBIES!!" After saying this, Sasuke coughed slightly and pretended he had said nothing, Naruto gawked and keeled over in fits of laughter, Sakura stood shocked for a while and then went over and slapped both Naruto and Sasuke and, last of all, outside Kakashi looked up from his perverted book and gave them one of his infamous eye-creases. It seemed that he had been watching all the time, and as Sakura stormed out of the room in frustration, he went back to reading his amazing and wonderful book, filled with wondrous love and joy! (cough cough)
So, how did you like the second chapter, I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing it!!
Kakashi: YAY you didn't completely leave me out and forget about me!!!
Loopy: No problems Kashi but you still have to do a little 'something' for me…
Kakashi: Fine……-sigh-LoopyLoo13 does not own any of the Naruto characters, she wishes she does but that's all……can I go now…pleeeeeaaaase?
Loopy: Ya okay… BYE –glomps Kakashi-
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P.S. I'm sorry that this isn't as long as the last chapter but I hope to make up for it with a loooonnnnnnggggggg third chapter. 3
Read and Review because then I might just be motivated to write a really long chapter and update soon…
