A/N: Well, here's the first one. Enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. I forgot how much I missed this website!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and I used to call Kevin's car a Camero. Apparently, as my sister tells me, I was wrong. It's actually a Dodge Challenger. So…that's been corrected.

Disclaimer: Obviously I don't own this!

Condom:

Ben Tennyson sat in Kevin Levin's garage, perched upon a counter on the left side of the room. He was choosing the next words he would say carefully. If he didn't say the right thing, there was no way Kevin would help him.

"Kevin?" the brunette asked from his seat on the counter-top. "Did you know that you're my bestest, bestest friend?"

The boy being spoken to pulled himself from under his car. He looked up at Ben with a puzzled expression. In return, the other just looked at him earnestly, awaiting an answer. The two merely stared at each other for a moment before Kevin, rolling his eyes, sat up and muttered, "What do you want, Tennyson?"

"What makes you think I want something?" Ben asked, fake astonishment etched upon his face.

Kevin just raised an eyebrow.

"Okay, you got me," the younger admitted as he hopped from his seat. "Can I borrow twenty bucks?"

"…No," said the other and then slid himself back under his Dodge Challenger.

"Please, Kevin!" Ben pleaded as he walked towards the car. "The third season of Sumo Slammers comes out on DVD today, and I don't get my allowance until Friday!"

"And why is this my problem?" the raven head asked from beneath the vehicle. "Just wait until Friday. You'll live."

"But I NEED it!" the younger boy cried, falling to his knees a few feet from the Challenger.

For the second time, Kevin came out from under the Challenger, looking at Ben with a most annoyed expression. "If I do this," he said, "will you go away and leave me alone?"

"Yes, yes, YES!" the other exclaimed and jumped to his feet.

"And will you pay me back as soon as you get your allowance?"

"Uh-huh! I promise!"

"Fine." Kevin stood up and pulled out his wallet from a back pocket. "You owe me big time, Tennyson."

"I know, I know," Ben said impatiently, rocking back and forth as Kevin opened the wallet.

But as Kevin did so, a small package fell loose from the said contraption and landed on the floor.

"Kevin?" Ben asked as both the boys looked down at the fallen item. "Is that a condom?"

"N…No!" the older exclaimed as he kicked the package across the room and out of view.

"It so is!" Ben argued. "Why in the Hell do you need a condom?"

"In…in case I need it, I guess," Kevin replied, his cheeks turning crimson.

"In case you need it? Who are you going to use…it…on…," realization struck Benjamin's face as he spoke. Kevin, all the while, avoided eye contact.

"Ugh!" the younger exclaimed. "You…you two aren't-"

"Kevin?" came a feminine voice that just entered the room. "Are you here?"

Gwen Tennyson came into view, causing uproar from her already upset cousin.

"You!" Ben yelled accusingly, pointing at the red head as she came closer to the two. "You're going to Hell!"

"What?!" the young girl asked. "What did I do?

"You're not in the right to ask questions, Missy!" the young boy reprimanded, finger still pointed at his cousin.

"…right," Gwen replied, then turned to Kevin, whose face was buried in his hands. "Anyways, I came to see if you-"

"Oh, I know why you came over here!" the brunette interrupted. "You came over so you two could do nasty things to one another!"

"What!?" was the young girl's reaction again.

"You know what!" Ben Tennyson replied and then stomped out of the room.

"What did you say to him?" the red head asked Kevin once her cousin was gone.

A/N: Comments, concerns. I need feedback people!!!!!!!!!!