Ask the Sonic Heroes!
Author's note and disclaimer: I do not own any of the Sonic the Hedgehog characters, locations or following brands. Sega owns Sonic the Hedgehog characters, Fleetway owns Johnny Lightfoot.
Inspired by: Sonic the Hedgehog characters, "Ask the Sonic Heroes" By Nate the Werehog, "Sonic and Supernatural Truth or Dare" By Nate the Werehog and YouTube user Sonicsong182's Sonic videos.
I do own this story and my OCs. Bearvalley3365 owns Noah Raymond Thompson and Spencer Daniel Ricardo. Warnings: May contain some OOC scenes/lines and OCs.
Camera fades to the stage from "The Sonic the Hedgehog show special" and "The Sonic the Hedgehog show special 2".
A familiar blue hedgehog, his friends and an arctic wolf were standing on the stage.
J.D. the Wolf's (My) POV
"Hello everybody and welcome to "Ask the Sonic Heroes"." I greeted. "I'm J.D. the Arctic Wolf and here is my co-host and best hedgehog friend, Sonic."
"Thanks, J.D.," Replied Sonic. "Sorry, everybody. We don't have a big enough budget for chairs for EVERYBODY yet. So, we had them wait back-stage and when they need to answer a question, we'll call them out."
"Remember, readers of this story, you can submit questions to all of us through my forum, "Ask the Sonic Heroes (questions only)" and submit questions there or PM us."
"Sweet!" Sonic replied, with his signature "thumbs-up". "And also, as usual, the rules are: Only PM and/or forum questions only, due to FFN's rules! No sexual dares! Please keep to a low PG 13 rating! Also no yaoi or yuri please."
"Alright, let's get down to business." I said, getting on my laptop, behind the desk. "From Nate the Werehog: Sonic: did you enjoy being a werehog?"
"Nate, I can honestly say...it was awesome filming as the werehog in "Sonic Unleashed", I'd say yeah. I did."
"Hmm." I said.
"Even though I had to go slow and had increased strength, it was cool...but sometimes, THAT would lead to painful AND funny accidents." Added Sonic. "I high-fived Knuckles as the werehog at the wrap party and accidentally broke his wrist...it WAS an accident, but still funny."
"I'm alright now!" Knuckles called from back-stage. "Now, we can have a GOOD laugh about it."
"Okay, Shadow!" I called.
"Control!" Shadow yelled, as he appeared, sitting on the seat in front of the desk.
I let out a chuckle.
"What's so funny?" Asked Shadow.
"Your question is about what you just did." I answered.
"What is it?" Shadow asked, raising an eyebrow.
"From Nate the werehog: Shadow: why do you rely on chaos powers?" I answered.
Sonic was snickering, trying to control his laughing.
"Don't, Sonic...you'll make me laugh too." I said, also trying to control myself.
"..." Shadow hesitated. "Why?" Shadow asked as a rhetorical question. "Because I'm the ultimate life-form!"
"Is there any other reason, Shadow?" Asked Sonic.
"Well, I rely on my chaos powers because I find them a convenience like teleporting, blasting enemies" Shadow was cut off.
Sonic whispered into my ear, in a sing-song fashion: "Shadow iiis laazy."
Sonic and I laughed at Sonic's joke.
"I'll be right back." Shadow said, annoyed at Sonic's joke. "Chaos Control!"
And with that, Shadow disappeared to parts unknown.
"Well...that was weird." I finally said.
"Do ya think we should move on to Scourge's question from Nate the Werehog?" Asked Sonic.
"I guess." I answered. "Scourge!"
Scourge came out running out like Sonic himself.
"Your question," I began. "From Nate the Werehog: Scourge: are you reall as evil as you act?"
"Well, that's a good question." Answered Scourge, putting his right pointer finger and thumb to his chin. "Well, I AM Sonic's opposite." He smirked.
"But, I'm helping you." Replied Sonic.
"Yeah...I guess...probably depends on my mood." finished Scourge.
"Hmmm." Said Sonic.
"Yep, I can see that." I replied.
"Well, since there's no more questions for me...see ya suckers!" Joked Scourge. "I'm gonna go snack on the free back-stage buffet."
The audience laughed, as Scourge left for back-stage.
"Well, Nate's last question is for Eggman." I said.
"Yo, Egghead!" Called Sonic. "We need ya for Nate's last question!"
"Alright! I'm coming!" Called Eggman, from back stage.
1 minute later...
I had my elbow balancing my head on the desk.
"Hey, JD?" Asked Sonic. "You remember that narrator from Spongebob?"
"Yeah," I answered.
"Yo, Egghead, come out here." Sonic re-inacted. "Coming!" Sonic did an impression of Eggman. "And right now...2 hours later..." Sonic finshed, doing an impression of the french narrator from Spongebob.
I chuckled at Sonic's joke.
Doctor Eggman finally came out, but holding a burger. "Sorry, did I miss anything? I was at the free buffet."
I snickered.
"Too easy," Joked Sonic.
"Shut up, Hedgehog." Retorted Eggman.
"Alright, Doctor Eggman. From Nate the Werehog: Dr. Eggman: what happened to you your character? you were a great villian in sonic satam and underground"
"Well...back when I used to be called "Doctor Robotnik" a long time ago, it was great." Answered Eggman.
"Even the parts where I beat you..." Added Sonic.
Eggman growled. "Cocky already, Sonic?" "Anyway, some little kids apparently feared me for my voice and design in "Sonic Satam" and in "Underground". Some parents actually sent complaint letter, so, here I am being called "Doctor Eggman" and have this new voice."
"That's interesting, Doctor Eggman." I said.
Sonic was pretending to be asleep, as he "snored".
"Well, I'm heading back to the buffet." Said an annoyed Eggman. "Call me if you have more questions."
After Sonic "woke up", I got back on my laptop.
"Alright," I said. "These next questions are from bearvalley3365. Hey, this one's for me."
"Up, up, up, up!" Yelled Sonic. "Remember our OTHER rule?"
"Oh yeah, right." I answered. "The co-host has to read questions to the host or hostess because it would "spoil the moment"."
I slid laptop over to Sonic. "Alrighy then, a PM from bearvalley3365...J.D. : Is there a way that Noah Raymond Thompson a male panda bear & his half- brother Spencer Daniel Ricardo a male gorilla will be able to be added? And no they are not married to each other."
"Sure." I answered. "Just give me a sec-" I was interrupted.
"Control!" Shouted Shadow, as he appeared with a gray, blue, silver, red, and gold colored gorilla and a purple and gold colored panda bear.
"Who are they?" Asked Sonic.
"Spencer, Noah, this is faker and JD." Said Shadow.
"So you're the guy that made fun of Shadow because of his chaos power conveniences?" Asked Spencer Timothy Metzner.
"Uh...yes?" Answered Sonic.
And with that, Spencer and Noah beat up Sonic in a big white cloud.
A few minutes later...
Sonic was back in his chair, in a full body cast. The cast covered his mouth, so whenever he spoke, it would be muffled.
"I can't believe Shadow got a couple of random guys to beat me up!" Sonic yelled though his cast.
"Me neither," I agreed.
"I guess we should get back to da questions." Suggested Spencer.
"But I'm in a body cast!" Responded Sonic.
"Okay, here's the next question." I said, changing the subject. "Rouge!"
Rouge walked and sat on the chair.
"From bearvalley3365, Rouge: Is it true that a diamond is a girls' best friend?" I asked.
"Why of course." Answered Rouge. "I have all kinds of jewelry in my jewelry box, but diamonds are the best."
"Must be hard for Knuckles to get you a birthday present then." Sonic said, cockily.
"I heard that, Sonic!" Called Knuckles. "Do you want to have to use full coverage on life-insurence?" Knuckles was joking on that last part, but after Sonic got beat up by Spencer, he was a bit afraid.
Rouge walked away towards back-stage.
"Next." I said. "From bearvalley3365, Sonic: Have you ever thought of being called the king of chili dog eating?"
Sonic looked at me with an annoyed look.
"Uh, Shadow? Can you use "chaos control" to heal people?" I asked.
"Yep, but...meh, what the heck...faker learned his lesson." Answered Shadow. "Chaos...heal!"
And with that, a glowing light came from Shadow and Sonic was healed, as he ripped out of his cast.
"I guess I would call myself the king of chili dog eating." Answered Sonic.
"Uh, what?" Asked Scourge, coming out from back-stage. "Even though I'm Sonic's opposite, I bet I could scarf down more chili dogs than he can."
"You sure?" Asked Sonic.
"Yeah I'm sure, blue." Answered Scourge.
"Alright, green...I challenge you to a quick chili dog eating contest." Replied Sonic.
"Chaos...chili dogs!" Shouted Shadow.
A large table with 2 platters filled to the top with chili dogs. "Alright, whoever can eat more chili dogs than the other, they get crowned king of chili dog eating." Said Shadow. "Annnd, go." He said, starting a stop watch.
10 minutes later...
Scourge was starting to run out of air, as there were only 10 chili dogs left on his plate, while Sonic only had 3 on his.
"Annnnd...TIME!" Announced Shadow, as he stopped his watch.
"It looks like we have a winner!" I said. "Sonic the Hedgehog, you are now crowned "king of chili dog eating"."
"Whatever, I-" Scourge cut himself off, as he cheeks expanded. "Be right back." And with that, Scourge ran to the bathroom.
"Well, next question." Said Sonic. "I'll read it."
"Marine!" I called.
Marine came from back stage.
"Alright, Marine...from bearvalley3365, Marine: If there is one place around the world that you would love to visit where would it be & why?"
"Well, I've all ready been to Blizzard Peak and Downunda...let's see...I'd go to...The North Pole!" Answered an exited Marine.
"Why?" I asked.
"Because, you ding-dong...I want to meet Santa Claus! And help him making presents, mates!" Answered an overly exited Marine, thinking about making toys in Santa's workshop.
"Hey, Blazey-mate?" Called Marine, as she walked back-stage.
"Okay, Vector!" I called.
Vector came.
"From bearvalley3365, Vector: Is it true that Charmy & Espio thinks your bossy?"
"Yeah, sometimes...they prank me, say I'm bossy...but all-in-all, we still solve the cases." Answered Vector. "But it STILL gets annoying."
"Alright." I replied.
"Espio! Charmy?! What happened to my wallet?!" Asked Vector, as he angrily ran back-stage.
"Cream and Cheese!" Called Sonic.
And with that, Cream the rabbit and her chao friend came.
"From bearvalley3365, Cream: What is your favorite thing to eat?" Asked Sonic.
"Well, I love sweet things." Answered Cream. "BUT, my favorite food is carrot cake."
"Chao, chao!" Agreed Cheese.
"Since you're here, also from bearvalley3365, Cheese: What is your favorite drink?"
"Chao, chao, chao, chao, chao, chao!" Cheese answered, excitedly.
"Cheese says he likes blended fresh chao berry juice from the chao gardens." Answered Cream.
"Cool." I said. "Jet, Wave and Storm!"
The Babylon Rogues came out, as Cream and Cheese walked out.
"From bearvalley3365, Jet, Storm, & Wave: If you had to choose a college where would you go & why?" Asked Sonic.
"Harvard University!" Storm shouted, with his arms in the air. "I want to be, not only a good rogue, but...I want to help out with getting us out of trouble, being a lawyer!"
"Well, I'd say, Yale." Answered Jet. "Same reason as Storm...if I want us to steal things, may as well be a GOOD lawyer."
The audience laughed.
"Well...I've had this hope ever since I was 10, I'd like to go to Princeton University in New Jersey, so I can make even better extreme gear."
"That's awesome, Wave." I Replied.
"Yeah, that would be the PERFECT college." Agreed Sonic, giving Wave his signature "thumbs up".
"Knuckles!" I called.
The Babylon Rogues went back-stage as Knuckles came out.
"It looks like we're almost out of time, JD." Said Sonic. "You should hurry it up, Knuckle-head." Sonic was joking on that last part, but Knuckles showed an angry face.
"And our last question is from bearvalley3365. Knuckles: Do you ever get bored guarding the master emerald?" I asked.
"Only sometimes." Answered Knuckles. "A lot of the time, I just remind myself "it's an important job, it's an important job", BUT, every now and then, it does get VERY boring out there."
"Who's guarding the Master Emerald now?" Asked Sonic.
"Ah, crap! See ya, everybody." Responded Knuckles, as he ran to the mentioned place.
"Well, that's all the time we have for today...we hope you all liked this episode, see ya next time." I said, as I signed off.
"I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, and I approve this chapter...the questions were...well, way past cool! Keep 'em coming." Said Sonic, as he signed off.
"I am Shadow the Hedgehog, and I am the ultimate life-form!" Said Shadow.
Cast list intended:
Jason Griffith as Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedgehog
JDFlame20222 as JD the Arctic Wolf
YouTube user Kovabomb as Scourge the Hedgehog
Dan Green as Knuckles the Echidna
Mike Pollock as Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
Marc Biagi as Vector the Crocodile
Sarah Wulfeck as Cream the Rabbit
Youtube user CutBackDropTurn as Jet the Hawk
Jennifer Esposito as Wave the Swallow
Travis Willingham as Storm the Albatross
Youtube user XBlackTaintedHeartX as Marine the Raccoon
