Hello world how are you ? I found some inspiration =)

To godess bubbles : I'm happy to know you liked it, so here's chapter 2, yep I think it's going to be a Neville/Harry and I can assure you that it'll be at least mentioned. Oh and our Longbottom is going to top this time.

Disclaimer : I don't own Harry Potter, and I never will *cry* oh and I don't own the song Primadonna girl ( from MARINA & tHE DIAMONDS).

Writing

"speaking"

Video

"speaking in the video"

Now, going back to the chapter.


Chapter 6 : How did the Toad got the camera ?

Hermione muttered under her breath. Harry and Ron glanced at each other, what was bothering their friend ? Of course, if it was homework they wouldn't care she would have gone to the library, but they kinew their friend, and this time this was not about homeworks. Harry glared at Ron, Ron shakes his head, no way he'll ask, Ron raised an eyebrow and glanced at Harry with a weird look in eyes, 'you speak to her !' Harry rolled his eyes.

"- Hermione."

"- What."

Ouch. That was cold.

"- Are you , er, okay ?"

"- Oh. Oh yes Harry, sorry... I was thinking about the camera."

"- What about it ?" asked Ron.

"- It was sticked in your room, so I was thinking about how it came in Umbridge's hand. It's strange, no ?"

"- You don't think she went in our room !" Ron nearly shouted, thankfully, people were still speaking about their previous humiliation.

"- No Ron, it's not possible. The fat lady would have told you or Hermione ?"

"- Huh, why us ?"

"- We are prefet Ronald."

"- Ah yeah..."

In the teacher's table, the woman in pink who look like a toad was getting redder. Firstly, the first scene of this video didn't show what she wanted, of course it did punish Potter, but not enough. She was sure the truth was in this video, maybe hidden in the middle. She wanted to continue to watch the video.

"- Silence !" shriecked Umbridge.

The hall shut up, not beacause they respected her, it was all about her voice. Who wanted to hear that annoying shrill voice ? Not them. They already have to bear with her in classes.

Chapter 7 : The world is doomed.

The video started again because everyone was silent. The five boys were sweating of anticipation, what will be showed ? Couldn't Dumbledore do something to help them ? No, thought Harry, he was eager to watch this, or maybe he tought it was something else ? After Dumbledore was Dumbledore.

Only Harry was in the dormatory, strangely enough he was on the ground laying there, gazing at the ceiling. He was also moving his feets in the air doing nothing. In the backgroung, water could be heard running.

Everyone looked strangely at the boy-who-lived in the video, he was doing something so normal, it was weird. Some students looked with disbelief. Wasn't he losing time ? Couldn't he be more productive ? Hermione snorted. Harry glanced at her.

"- I do it too when I have nothing to do."

The both of them shared a smile.

"- I do it too." piped Ginny, wanting Harry to glance at her, but to confort him too.

"- I don't"started Ron,"look like I'm the only who is normal." Hermione slaped his head.

Harry sighed and rolled on the floor, Hogwarts was his home. Getting bored he yelled.

"- Ron ! Nev' !"

"- yes Harry ?" Two voiced shouted back from the shower."

"- When are you both finished ?"

"- Er, ten minutes mate." answered Ron.

"- More than five Harry." said Neville.

Harry groaned. "i'm sooo bored !"

"- You should do your homework, no ?"

The hall freeze. That voice belong to Ron. Ron Weasley. The world was doomed. Hermione looked in shock at Ron, the blushing red-head mouthed 'wait for it' to her.

Harry froze. One of the shower stopped.

"- NEVILLE BE CAREFUL THAT'S NOT RON !"

" - Don't worry I have my wand !"

"- I'm more worried now." Harry tried to get up, but he was tangled weirdly, "Er, I'm coming Nev'!"

"- I WAS JOKING BOTH OF YOU! Are you mad ?! Let me shower in peace !"

The world was safe ! Some people rolled their eyes, they should have know. The twins were proudly one of the only one who didn't believe a change in Ron's personnality. Hermione didn't know if she should be angry or not.

Chapter 8 : The boy, wait, the girl-who-lived ?

Harry was already up and groaned, now what he was going to do, the warm carpet would be cold again, he walked toward the mirror and decided to try again to brush his hair, maybe he'll be successful ? He glared at the mirror, or more at his hair.

"- One day I'll win." muttered Potter.

The majority of the students decided to take this as a proof of Harry's madness.

Taking the brush, Harry tried to put it on the mess that he called hair and started to untangled it.

"- Potter are you daft !"

"- What's your problem Malfoy ?" asked Harry in a tired tone.

"- Of course your hair is a mess ! You don't even know how to brush your hair. For that sort of hair you have to use some product, and a comb ! Not a brush."

"- A brush, a comb ? What's the difference ? They are both used for hair." Harry rolled his eyes.

Malfoy and lots of people gasped. And those person started to give advices from every where, people who didn't care, such as Harry started a debate on the difference. It was chaos. Minerva stared at Severus's hair.

"- Minerve I use a comb and shampoo, you should know my hair are affected by the time I spend making potions. Now, will you please stop your staring ?"

"- Of course. Sorry Severus." Minerva turned her head to hide her blush.

Dumbledore's eyes twinkled and he said, "I favor brush to untangle my beard." Some teacher groaned. Sinistra started to think that maybe she didn't get that much to stay in this school.

Padfoot barked at Remus, the man rolled his eyes. At Harry's questionning glance, he answered that Padfoot wanted Remus to brush his fur.

After five minutes everyone calmed down, they had seen Umbridge opening her toady mouth. The video continued as silence came.

Harry brushed two more times before throwing the brush back on his bed. He shouldn't even have bought one, it was useless. Laying on his bed he started humming a familiar song, well familiar song for muggleborns and halfblood.

Those who recogized the rythm started to grin. Hermione turned her head to Harry to told him that she recognize the song but the boy was blushing red.

"- Don't tell me you"

"- Yes." cut Harry.

Padfoot and Moony gave questionning glance at Harry, who only ducked his head.

Harry suddely got up and took his brush. He casted a silencing charm over the room.

The non-pureblood gasped, and watched the screen with anticipation and big eyes, their hero ! Their hero ! Was he going to do what they thought ?

Bobbing his head Harry started to sing, if he wasn't too loud and with the charm Neville and Ron would not know.

"- Primadonna girl, yeah~"

They all understand he was going to sing. The twins grinned evily and grinned at Harry, who tried to hide his head. This was humiliating. Only Ron, Neville, Seamus, Dean understood. It would have been okay if he only had a good voice. Or only a bad voice. But Harry, when he was really into a song, his voice got girly.

"All I ever wanted was the world
I can't help that I need it all."

Harry started walking like a girl. He was so good when he does parody.

"The primadonna life, the rise and fall
You say that I'm kinda difficult
But it's always someone else's fault"

He watched himself on the opposit mirror and did expressions to accompany his voice.

"Got you wrapped around my finger, babe
You can count on me to misbehave"

He pointed his finger at his mirror self, and even winked.

They all started snorting, some hiding their laughter.

"Primadonna girl,"

Harry was on the middle of the room. He was a superstar ! What he didn't see was Neville entering the room, he had finished his shower. And as he was in the room, the silencing charm didn't function anymore on him. (That's why the camera could still record the sound, thought some Ravenclaws, it was still in the room).Neville decided to let Harry be free. The poor boy was always stressed with something deadly.

"Would you do anything for me?
Buy a big diamond ring for me?" Harry started moving his feet and arms with the rythm.

Parvati thought that Harry did make progress since the Yule ball.

"Would you get down on your knees for me?

Pop that pretty question right now, baby"

At that moment Harry turned around, he was facing and pointing his finger at Neville. The two of them were standing there frozen.

Someone started laughing in the hall, and people couldn't keep it in any more, they were laughing at the timing. Harry and Neville were blushing. Ron decided to be a good bestfriend to Harry.

"- Neville take care of Harry okay? He always have nightmare, and doesn't know how to comb his hair, promise me you'll protect him ?"

Harry punched his bestmate on the side. Here, Harry was blushing, and here Ron was joking around, and poor Neville. Of course Hermione as a good friend waasn't making fun of him. He glanced at Mione. The girl was crying tears of laugh. That's it the both of them were so mean ! He mock pouted.

"- Continue Harry, don't worry. I'm just passing." Brown eyes met green eyes. A silent agreement passed. And strangely enough Harry felt himself calming.

"- No it's okay. I-I'm finished."

Ron entered the room.

"- Mate, what are you doing with that brush ?"

"- Nothing."

"- Okay..." Ron analysed the situation, "ah, you were singing again huh?"

Nodding the red faced Harry went to put his brush back in it's place.

An awkward silence took place. Harry was sitting on his bed doing nothing, well he actually was thinbking about hiding somewhere... while Neville and Ron finished dressing up.

"- Mr Potter ! You really should join our choir ! Your voice is really beautiful !" said Flitwick.

Again people decided to laugh as Harry said a hesitant thanks to his professor.

Chapter 9 : Writing a book

Sirius couldn't stop laughing with his bark, what a weird sound. His godson was really fun. At first he didn't understand Dumbledore's message. But in the end he was happy to see Harry. To see him safe, not in danger, living life like he's suppose to be.

"- S-so, h-how will you both die tomorrow for Trelawney's prediction ?" Neville asked bravely to break the silence.

Hermione snorted. They were always at it.

Harry grinned at the boy.

"- I said that I'll slip on a banana peel, saddly enough it was on the staircase. And the boy-who-lived was the boy-who-lived-no-more."

Some people raised an eyebrow at the end.

Neville snorted, Ron applauded Harry.

"- That's a new record Harry ! And you Ron ?"

"- A red haired man walked toward his goal, unreachable as it was, he met the beaming light. And the light was darkness. He died."

Trelawaney exclaimed in a mystical (or so she thought) voice. "This is a prophecy ! This will happen."

Mcgonagall muttered under her breath something about barmy teacher.

Two seconds of silence.

"- That was perfect mate !"

"- Yeah it was mystical !"

The student body laughed.

They all started laughing again. Harry tried to calm himself.

"- A-and you Nev' ? How are you going to die."

"- I don't know but I know I have to."

They shared a mischievious look. Harry turned toward Ron.

"- Let him use it Ron."

"- But it's not finished Harry."

Ron groaned.

"- Really ? Why are our secrets showed like that ?"

"- Don't worry Ron. We'll take revenge on the toad."

Harry glared at the pink witch.

"- Don't be like that, he could help us."

"- Mmmh... You're right. Okay Nev', Harry and me are going to show you something that no ones should know."

"- You see Nev', even Hermione don't know about it."

Hermione had a pang in her heart. She thought thay shared everything together.

"- She won't approve. But of course we'll do it anyway and we'll show it to her after."

Hermione was thankful, she thought they didn't want her on the secret. Waiting, she could do.

"- Yep !" Harry popped the p." So keep it a secret for now."

Ron took an average book from under his bed. The cover was a deep brown, nothing was written on the cover. Ron gave the book to Neville, he had a smug smile on his face. Harry's green eyes were beaming at him and urged him to read the book.

A book ! What the heck ? Thought the majority of the students. Some elder students wiggled their eyebrows at their love interest.

"- Please! Please read it aloud ! I want to hear your voice while reading it."

Malfoy did some kissing noise. Harry and Neville blushed a little, but Harry glared at the slytherin boy.

Ron threw a strange look at Harry, of course Harry responded by pulling his tongue.

"- Mature Potter." said the snarky potion master.

Neville read aloud.

"- Congratulation ! You found our book ! Of course, maybe it won't be useful for you. We hope this will help you. Dear Student, you are now the proud owner of 'More than one hundred way to die.' This book will be useful in divination, if you have a certain professor. Or maybe if you kind of want to commit suicide. If it's the second reason, please do not kill yourself, I'm sure everything will be okay. Enjoy your reading ~

Signed Sir Temper, Sir Glutton, Miss Rules."

Hermione smiled. They put her nickname in the book. Remus and Sirius smiled, they recalled a time when four boys were friends, and designed a map with the castle and its habitant.

"- What do you think ? Was it a good introduction ? I tried, but I'm sure Hermione will be more succesfull than me. Hopefully she'll help us."

"- Guys of course, I'll help you." Hermione smiled at them, books were her things, and also writing a book with her friends, she always dreamed of doing that someday.

"- Thanks Hermione." answered Harry and Ron at the same time.

"- But we wanted to wait till the middle of it, or she won't take us seriously."

Neville glanced at the worried Harry who was chewing his bottom lips, and Ron who had his hands on his red locks.

"- Guys this is perfect."

"- Really ? !"

"- Yes Harry. It's perfect. So, how many did you wrote ? More than forty I presume ?"

Ron smiled sheepishly.

"- Only thirty, we started this year. And we also wanted to explain correctly why we wrote each things. Also we have to make some sort of explanation."

Some people were surprised, how can you do that? Explaning something you invented ? That was weird.

"- Really ?"

Neville couldn't believe it. His face was full of disbelief. Harry took the book and turned the pages before giving it back to Neville.

"- Read it."

"- Way number thirteen.

This is a special one ! Remember that thirteen isn't a lucky number, or so they say. This time you can use this one to write your dream journal with Trelawney.

' I was walking in the forbidden forest, with each steps the mist was getting heavier and heavier, I was walking quicker, diving in the darkness. The air was no more, my lungs were empty. I was dead.'

So little student, don't you find this one mysterious ?

We'll analyse it together !

The forbidden forest represent here not the forest in Hogwarts. It's the materialisation of your secrets. Your mind hide something from you, if you open this pandora boxx, it can kill you. The first sentence is cut with commas, it's a jolty sentence, there's a rythm, it represent movement. The mist which gets heavier with each steps represent how much you want to hide this secret, it also represent how it's a burden. We also emphasize on the verb 'walking' which becames 'walking quicker', why didn't we use running. Because even if you want to rush toward this box full of secrets, you know to be cautious, you know how much truth frightens you, you're hesitant. Do you really want to know this secrets ? Or are you oblige to ? Is it a want or a need. But then, you dive into darkness. In the end, you need to know. The second phrase meant that you shouldn't have come looking for this. You're paralized by it. You die, not of shock, it's more your innocence, you can't live in dreams, you have to confront the reality.

Hopefully this will be useful for you. For more information go to page 113. Good luck little student.'

Oh my godric guys ! This is amazing ! can I use it for tomorrow ?"

"- Of course Nev' !"

The boys shared a grin.

The people who had taken divination started to give ideas to Harry and Ron. The professors were amazed, those two were average or more than average in their classes, but this was an ambitious work. Dumbledore's eyes twinkled fully. Trelawney was happy that her arts inspired someone.

"- Oh my little Ronnie is a writer !"exclaimed Molly. She got up and hugged her son, nearly crushing him.

"- Mom ! I c-can't breathe !"

"- Molly dear, release him."

"- Sorry Ronnie."

Remus and Sirius congraluted Harry. Some hufflepuffs asked Neville if the information from the book was really that good. Lots of people actually wanted it, to joke around or just because they needed help from Trelawney.

But the five boys dreaded one thing, what was going to be showed in the next video ?