Total Drama Island: The censored series
Disclaimer: I don't own total drama or any of the songs that may appear in this fic (unless stated other wise) etc etc
Summary: "Me and my friend go to this camp… you know… whatever."
A/N: Another chapter, haha thanks for lololo9 for helping with this chapter (she wrote from her POV), and when its not from her pov, her bit will start with a and end with a for example, they ran in a circle got it? Good :D on with the story.
I apologize for any grammar or spelling mistake.
Chapter one: The lost campers, OR, The 'Tolu's'
*action word* (e.g. *waves*)
Thoughts
~Confessional~
~ The Warning
This episode of TDI contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by fictional teens. Do NOT try any of what you read here at home. Seriously, you could get really messed up!
(Continuing on from the previous chapter.)
~Third person
"It says… that our challenge is to find the camp and not die… and to stay away from the 'Tolu's'... What the hell's a 'Tolu'?"
"Urgh how am I supposed to know? Hey! Does that mean we go through that forest… but its like dark!"
Both girls stared over at the forest before Crow let out a sigh and began making her way towards said forest.
"Yep, and if we want to get to the camp by morning, we best get a move on."
~15 mins later~
"Urgh, I think we're lost!"
"Oh don't be silly Crow, you can't possibly know that."
"Yes I can, see that tree over there? Well I carved a crow wearing a crown on it!"
"Oh yeah, so you did… Oh well, let's just have a sing song!"
"... What?"
"Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy…"
"Please stop."
"Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The landlord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Look at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now)..."
As Starlet continued to sing Crow just tried to tune her friend out and tried to focus on finding the camp, however, she came to a halt when she heard rustling through the leaves in front of them.
~Crow's POV
"Urgh… Starlet… I think we need to head back the other way-"
"OMG I was totally getting into the jam man what the Glob!"
"... What the glob… Dude stop focusing on your singing and adventure time and lets-"
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
"What the Glob was that!"
"I dunno, but we ain't staying to find out!"
Grabbing hold of Star's wrist we begin to run in the opposite direction of what must of been… a war cry? However this soon proved futile as this things began popping out of everywhere and surrounding us.
The… whatever they were all had spears pointed at us (really if it weren't for the spears I would of been pissed that the midgets-for they must of been 3ft high-had made us run!) and the leader as he was somewhat taller than the others cried out.
"TOLU!" Which was followed by the rest calling out 'Tolu'... Tolu's?... The things we were meant to stay away from… Well Shit!
~Chris
Haha when I say censored, what I really mean is every dirty little detail (language included) will not be 'cleaned' for audiences, rated M for a reason guys! (Also makes for higher ratings!)
~Starlet's POV
Starlet panicked as she was dragged of by her friend, though as frightened as she seemed a big grin was spread across the girls face.
"Haha, oh my glob, they're so small!" the oblivious girl began laughing, pointing to the Tolu's behind them.
This was a big mistake, as she only made them angry by doing this. Crow sent the girl a glare,
"Dude nows not the time for jokes!" she exclaimed, dodging a spear being thrown at her. Starlet let out a laugh.
"B-but look, at them they're-" Starlet didn't finish her sentence, as she tripped over the ground pulling Crow with her.
"Oh, my glob that hurt!" Starlet pouted standing up, "Dude, enough with the Adventure time. Just run!"
Crow stood up as if nothing had happened and began running again. "Jeez okay!" Starlet soon followed.
~Crows POV
Damnthat girl's insane. Ducking once again from another spear, I lead us over to a really tall tree.
"Why are we at a tree? Oh Oh are we gonna climb it; I bet I can climb higher than you!"
Before I said something offensive to the whack job I call friend, I got an idea.
"You know what, thats exactly what we're gonna do, whoever climbs up the highest and doesn't fall or break the branches win, and I will obviously win because this tree must be way too hard for you to even climb!"
"Oh yeah!? I'll show you! Ready, steady CLIMB!"
Making sure Starlet was a good few places up the tree I followed behind for two reasons, one: If she goes first then she will think she is winning (which I suppose technically she is) then I know she will be safe and away from the 'Tolu's' so of course I had to make sure my not quite their friend was safe, and two: The Tolu's were beginning to throw spears at me, so I figured now is the best time to get away from these midgets!
~The campers POV
All of them were gathered around the campfire. Courtney, Duncan, Trent, Gwen, Leshawna, Harold, DJ, Cody, Noah, Owen, Ezekiel, Geoff, Bridgette, Beth, Lindsay, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Eva,Izzy, Heather and then back to Courtney.
"You know," said Owen between a mouthful of melted gooey marshmallows, "I'm surprised we haven't been given any challenges yet."
Groaning every turned to glare (albeit playfully) at the big guy.
"Dude, like you just jinxed us! Not cool man." Geoff said, laughing with the others.
At that moment Chris approached the campers at the campfire. "Good news campers, I, Chris McLean" Chris grinned, showing his unnaturally white teeth before continuing to speak. "Have come up with your first challenge!"
The campers mouth hung agape as everyone turned to Owen as if they truly had jinxed them. The larger boy only raised an eyebrow, blissfully oblivious to the situation. "Nice going" Duncan grinned, punching Owen on the shoulder playfully.
The punk had decided to sit next to him during the campfire, a few campers, Beth, Katie, Sadie and Lindsay didn't seem to mind about having a challenge, the rest of the campers groaned possibly blaming Owen for this.
Chris let out a snicker, "Aww, don't be like that. If you complete this challenge there will be a reward" Chris smirked, knowing the campers were interested. "What kind of reward?" Courtney questioned her arms folded, "You'll see" Chris replied tapping his nose. She let out a 'hmph' but decided to listen.
"Okay, listen up. This challenge is called 'Campers Castaway' the challenge is simple, Find our two new campers who seemed to of gotten lost before Chris gets a lawsuit!" Chris exclaimed as the campers stared at him blankly.
"No seriously, I don't wanna get sued for losing the newbies" Chris's expression turned solemn. "Wait new campers?" Beth questioned excitedly, "Ah-Ah! no questions until they are found!" Chris replied as Beth looked sad. Chris pulled out two pictures from his pocket, One had Crow on them the other Starlet.
"Okay, Killer Bass you're in-charge of finding 'Crow'" Chris handed her picture to Duncan, who upon seeing it gave a smirk. "Niiice" he grinned nodding his head, this didn't go unnoticed by Courtney who glared in his direction.
"Screaming gophers, you will find Starlet" Chris handed the photo to Lindsay who smiled showing it to the rest of her team. Heather looked unamused.
~Confessional~
Heather is crossing her arms over staring at the camerae, "Okay, Crow? Starlet? who is coming up with these weird names?"
~End~
"The first team to come back with one of the girls will get the reward!" Chris announced after the photo's were handed out, the campers stood there for a moment. "Well, what are you waiting for GO!" he pointed towards the forest as both teams shot off.
"hehe look at them go, Chef! Let's head back and watch them through the cameras, this is gonna be hilarious!"
And with that, both Chris and chef leave to watch the two teams race through the forest to see if they can spot their specified camper first.
Which team will find their new camper first?
Find out next tiiiime, on Total. Drama. ISLAND *whispers* The censored series
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