Baby


YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME! I KNOW YOU CARE! JUST SHOUT WHENEVER AND I'LL BE THERE-

BANG!

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"

And that would've effectively woke up anybody else in the Hatake boarding house. Minutes later, a raven headed teen heard his bedroom door slam open. He even heard the plaster fall off from the wall the door had smacked into. He only stared at the door-breaking person with a deadpan look. The blonde head who entered had a seething expression on his face, his head literally steaming. Coupled together with the fact that he was only clad in frog printed boxers, and the fact that there was a noticeable bump on his head, it was a comical view. The raven head smirked.

"TEME! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TOSS THAT ON THE WALL FOR? THAT STUPID CLOCK IS LIKE A BRICK YOU KNOW?" The loud blonde shouted (Waking up those who were asleep), jumping on the raven head and landing both of them on the floor, tangled in the black satin sheets. A very loud fist fight started out on the bedroom floor, in the unholy hour of 6 am. High school started at 9. Well, many people were going to be grumpy now.


Somebody who wasn't grumpy poked their head. Another head, that happened to be perpetually grumpy, poked in as well. The former being a white and the latter being a brunette.

"If you guys have that much sexual tension, please, at least be quiet about it…" The white head stated, as if it was a universal fact. The brunette beside him only shook his head on the fact and stepped inside the room to separate the wrestlers.

"I'm sure no one would want your porn advice." The brunette grumbled as a pillow was suddenly shot at his face. As the white haired one laughed, the brunette tore the pillow apart, feathers falling gracefully to the white carpeted floor. His only reply was a glare to the blond, who was currently staring at him in shock mode, with his position on the floor. The raven head just sighed and smacked the blondie. One 'Ow' later, Sasuke Uchiha stood up and ran a hair through his raven locks.

"Dobe, so not my fault if your room is right next door. Also, Suigetsu, I'm sure you're the only one with the sex disorders here." Sasuke dusted off his shoulder while Naruto Uzumaki followed suit as well, a frown set in place. Suigetsu Hozuki simply winked at the two, flashed his middle finger and then went his merry way. The grin on his face promised food poisoning. Or anything of the variety. He was rather good at potion concoction. Or poisoning as Naruto had said not so gently.

"Come down for breakfast soon before the old man starts with the threat." Suigetsu's voice spoke as they heard footsteps of him walking. In an instant, somewhere very distant, a man exclaimed that he is not old. The boys only smirked.

"And never ever touch my clock again. I'll slice you into tuna bits." Sasuke said as he turned around and smacked Naruto again.

"OW. It was only a joke, teme!" Naruto's head was covered with bumps. Neji Hyuuga only sighed.

"Yeah. That's what you say. Everyday." Sasuke said in a deadpanned voice. And then he twisted his head to the other occupant's direction.

"If you don't clean up all that feathers, I'll call you dove-fairy for the rest of the days." Neji glared. And glared some more at the Uchiha. But alas, he couldn't do anything, or else the Uchiha would mess up his laptop again as revenge. He was good with the electronic shit. Messing up somebody's laptop, hacking, etc was his thing.


"HAHAHA! And I so don't wanna see your white ass, teme…. Yuck." Naruto exclaimed as he made way to the door. Sasuke's black and red boxers were at the verge of flashing the raven head's butt. So, the Uchiha smacked Naruto again for an extra effect (OOOOWW, STOP DOING THAT.) As Sasuke headed for the bathroom, Neji's face suddenly loomed into Naruto's field of view.

"Aw, man, can you stop staring at me? I mean like, it's not my fault I mistakenly hit you instead of fish-face!" Naruto said, as he tried to exit. But Neji's body was blocking it rather well. In fact, Neji was very good in knowing the important points of a human body. Naruto would've been dead by now if Neji wasn't as merciful as today. It usually took one hit to kill after all.

"Yes. That is also what you say. And do. Everyday." Neji said in his deadpanned voice. Naruto's aim was very off when it came to throwing projectiles; or anything that can fly through the air. Other than guns and knives of course. He was very, very good with guns. And knives. And for some reasons, chopsticks, when it came to ramen.


Neji balled up the pillow's remains and threw it at the bin in the corner. 2 points, Neji silently mused as Naruto mussed up his already-mussed-up hair, entering his own room for the morning rituals. While Neji went, he heard Sasuke's bath door open, and him silently threatening them for throwing feathers all around.

Well, Aagwa will clean it up won't she? Neji thought as he climbed down the stairs. The smell of bacon, eggs, hot dogs, etc reached his nose. After she's done stuffing Naruto bodily in the laundry bin. Somebody smacked somebody and a very non-manly cry was heard. Neji just hoped it wasn't who he thought it was.

Soon after, a jet black headed teen slumped through the door of the kitchen, his chest and stomach exposed to the world while he was wearing jeans. There was a red hand print on his face, and he was smiling, probably going through the list of ways he could kill the maid/chef/advisor/rooster mother/etc. FYI Aagwa.

It was still hard to believe that this partially naked person was a master in disguise and art. Even though…

Aagwa was very much trained in martial arts.

"Get that lazy troublesome man down here while you get properly dressed, Sai!" Aagwa's voice rung out from the kitchen. Sai, the black head, just grumbled an affirmative and then walked up the stair case. Neji smirked and entered, proud that he was dressed, groomed and about to be well-fed.

His sight was met with a table full of food that a person would normally have for breakfast. If it wasn't for the fact that they had allowances, Neji would've thought he lived in royalty, his servants serving him whatever he pleased. But then again, maybe they were living in royalty after all.

"Good morning, Neji-Sama! Now sit your butt down." Aagwa calmly said.

"Good morning, as well." Neji sighed, seated his butt and started serving himself. He noticed that the only one who was there in the table was Kakashi Hatake, fully dressed and itching to get his hands on the porn book. The rooster mother was rather peculiar of when he did read it. At the table, in front of guests, in front of her, at the table and probably after midnight reading was banned.

Kakashi was enraged, but then, he kept her only for her 'insane cooking skills' apparently. Nobody believed it one bit.


Meanwhile, one sleepy Nara slept in his bed, dreaming about the ways he could skip school and life altogether, just to watch the clouds. Oh, how wonderfully, fluffy, cute, yum-

"HAHAAHAHAHAH!"

THUMP!

"TROUBLESOOOOOME!"

And before the sleepy-head knew it, Sai and Suigetsu, both were on top of him. The two gay people. Well, not really gay, but then, their actions would say otherwise.

"Did that troublesome woman put you up to THIS?" Shikamaru Nara said, his voice quite not reaching the other two in the human dog pile.

"This is daily, Santa Klaus." Sai said, accenting the Claus. Suigetsu raised an eyebrow, the same followed by Shikamaru.

"You…should know we'd do…this?" Suigetsu slowly said, emphasizing each word. He was confused; tackle Sai's obsession or address Shikamaru first?

"Do I look like Santa?" Shikamaru said, getting up and managing to throw the two off of him finally. They landed on the floor with another thump.

"That's not the point. You should've said, 'You're too obsessed with Vampire Diaries, Sai.'" Suigetsu said again, dusting himself off. Sai only laid down on the floor, his arms cushioning his head.

"It is a way of life, oui?" Sai imitated Shikamaru's voice with a French flair. Suigetsu did nothing but kick at the black-head, followed by an 'ouch' and then a chuckle from the white-head.

Before Sai landed a punch on Suigetsu's shins, Shikamaru quickly grabbed his pillow and stood up, his legs apart and in the customary position of starting a pillow fight.

"That is so gay." Sai said, forgetting Suigetsu's shins. A moment later, he matched his stare with Suigetsu and nodded.

"Yep, yep." Suigetsu replied. "While we'd love to join the war and all," Sai nodded again, this time standing "We have busy things to do!"

"It's 6 in the morning. Busy things start at school." Shikamaru grumbled, getting off the bed and heading towards his own bathroom. The faster he got rid of them, the more better his day would be. Troublesome people.

"Yes, but busy things happen at home too." Sai said this time, the two of them wearing identical expressions and both folding their arms. "And I have a message from the 'troublesome' woman. Press 'Troublesome' to hear it. Press 'Dlt' to remove it." Sai's voice was uncannily mechanic.

"Delete. I hope I delete your troublesome asses as well." Shikamaru grumbled one last time before slamming the door with a thud.

"Your message has been removed." Sai replied like a robot and then proceeded to hi5 Suigetsu. World record; Shikamaru out of bed in 10 minutes flat. Even Shikamaru's mom might have been proud.

"For some unknown reason, I feel this day is going to rule!" Suigetsu shouted. One resonating thud sounded from the bathroom, probably Shikamaru throwing his soap bar at the door. Or maybe the toilet seat. Who knows?

"Maybe it shall 'rule' over your posterior, you SOB excuse for a human being." Suigetsu just shrugged it off, and proceeded to call names. The two headed for the exit, both already itching to get food. And maybe have a tiny, teeny fight.

"Hey 'troublesome', Mommy says if you don't get down, she'll come up to get you down." Sai shouted as he went, his suggestion behind the sentence ignored.

He'd never know why someone as intelligent as Shikamaru didn't deduce that he'd have to go through this everyday. He had an IQ over 200 for goodness's sake! What a load of baloney… Speaking of baloney, the two headed downstairs, well, until they met up with another troublesome duo.


Kakashi was still pissed. Nobody could condemn him from reading his beloved book, damnit! Nobody! But then, he didn't want to die the hands of Aagwa's siblings, just because she complained to them about the pervert bugging her. Kakashi could even already see the headlines in the Konoha times-

MAN DEAD DUE TO INSANE STUPIDITY.

That was rather ironic; Kakashi thought of himself anything but stupid. Yet again, her three older siblings were rather protective of the youngest one, even if she was completely fine on her own.

"Please pass the cheese." Neji's voice echoed in his musings.

Kakashi's hand maneuvered thorough the forest of food and passed the said food, unaware of what he was doing at all. Neji glances at the man as he took his cream cheese with a polite 'Thank you.' There was a blank look on his face signaling that if he didn't read his book very soon, he'd just turn into a robot the rest of the day. But Aagwa wasn't the head of the house for no reason, even though Kakashi owned it. She wouldn't show her mercy tha-

"You're creeping them out. Take a sandwich, go read your porn and fulfill your dreams of censorship." Aagwa said from the opposite side of the long table, her nerves bulging at the temple. Suigetsu, Sai, Sasuke and Naruto entered at the precise moment to hear her say it.

Well, that was unexpected.


Neji's jaw hit the floor. Six months staying here and he already knew that this wasn't daily occurrence. Naruto's and Suigetsu's jaw followed suite as well. It took Kakashi a few minutes to process the sentence and then he was gone in a flash, leaving a trail of dust and the newcomers on the floor, as they were blocking the doorway. Aagwa sipped her cappuccino like nothing had happened. It was still hard to believe she was only 19.

Neji picked his jaw up before anybody noticed and smoothly resumed eating. Sai and Sasuke were already seated on his right respectively, and were already helping themselves. The rest two crawled to their respective chairs and sat, grumbling about Kakashi and kicking their opposite partners.

Why Suigetsu could not be affected by Sai's subtle-like-a-wall glares was hard to know. Sasuke already began replying back Naruto's kicks with his own, the promise of a fight beginning. Neji was glad his opposite partner, Shikamaru didn't kick. And was always late enough to leave the chair empty for a few minutes or so. There were three more chairs present; two for guests and one at the other end of the table for Kakashi. There was a thud somewhere outside, but everybody ignored it. Before anybody started speaking, Aagwa spoke up.

"Good morning, aliens." There was a chorus of the greetings, Suigetsu adding his own 'Bitch' at the last. Aagwa mumbled something that had vaguely sounded like 'Fish-face' to which Naruto snickered. It was Naruto's property after all; he made it up. And had also received a smack from our trusted fish-face.

"And where is Shikamaru, Sai?" Aagwa asked, her voice asking for the answer. Naruto and Suigetsu stopped their lil smack-aroo immediately.

Sai shrugged and said, "Must be busy drowning in the bath tub." After a few guffaws, Shikamaru had finally made his appearance, just as Aagwa was about to rant about responsibility. There was a large and possibly huge bump on the back of his head. He sighed long and then sat down, mumbling a good morning.


Aagwa was already busy searching for the frozen pea bag. When the said item was found, she carefully placed it on the bubu, the bag looking like some soggy hat on Shikamaru, who wasn't making much of an effort to hold it in place.

Nobody dared laugh; they just carried on with the food and the usual chatter. Aagwa could be scary when she glared. Shikamaru just slumped as he listed off what he wanted for breakfast. The whole pose seemed too casual and there was an aura of satisfaction around him. Even Suigetsu started glaring at his sandwich.

The mother was already serving him what he wanted in record time. As soon as he started eating, there was envious glares from the other boys.


Shikamaru liked this motherly side of her more; sympathy was easily received when anybody was bruised, even if it was a simple one. Besides, moving around was troublesome with the splitting headache, thanks to somebody.

"Aw man, how come he gets served and we don't?" Naruto asked, his face up in a pout. He stared at his food in a pout as well, ate a bite which changed his face to happy-go-lucky one and then reverted his face back to the pout again.

"Because the lazy SOB got a hurt on his thick skull. So, mommy got all 'Aww' and fixed his bubu." Suigetsu replied in a clipped voice, taking a bite from his PBnJ.

The mommy only smacked him while returning to her own seat. Everyone else sniggered at that (To which Suigetsu growled) Shikamaru only smirked as Neji and Sasuke did the same; laughing was way to uncool for the latter two.

"Well, what did happen? Better be a good reason for interrupting my cappu-time." Aagwa muttered behind her cup.

"Troublesome Kakashi." Shikamaru only said as an answer of sorts. Aagwa nodded and took a bite of cheese sandwich, while Naruto only stared blankly to the ceiling, as if in thought.

"Huh? What did the perv do?" There was a loud thud under the table, causing the cutlery to rattle on the table and Naruto to howl in pain, clutching his shin.

"Dobe, how much more stupid can you get? Lazy-ass meant that Kakashi plowed through him just to read his porn." Sasuke said like he did nothing to cause pain to the world, or, exactly to Naruto's shins. Who was busy howling like a madman. Everybody else just ignored and continued to finish off the last bits of their meal.

"Teme…" Naruto growled and just like that, brushed the whole thing like dust.


Aagwa silently watched the process, a smile fixed on her lips. She didn't mind living among the brutes; the noise was welcomed. The noogies, sexist remarks, insults and more noogies were just the beginning in this house. Even though, they were still good little boys, treating her rather dramatically and a bit too much lovingly.

Seventeen, fresh out of college and getting employed immediately as a fulltime maid. Ah, life.

Well, more like a babysitter, Aagwa silently mused, mulling over her memories.

Sasuke had opened the door the first they had even seen each other, and then she met Naruto and had a chit-chat with the two, waiting for the owner. Aagwa had found a flier, saying the needed a maid to work in a boarding house for fulltime. She found herself more excited to get out of her own house and found herself to be suitable as well, learning from cleaning up after her brothers havocs. They disagreed to her moving out just like that. But even so, she went along with her plan.


She still remembered being seated in this same house's living room, finding herself to be nervous and occasionally pulling on her jet black locks. That flier was still in her hand, that day. They requested for a full-time person willing to move in, skills of cooking and basic medical skills. They gave an address and a number too. It was rather weird to ask for medical skills, but she brushed it off. Later, she opted to visit the house instead of calling them on the number.

Sasuke was, if anything, a complete arrogant bastard, much like her eldest brother. He was handsome, but she was used to his type of 'handsome.' Her brothers, for example. Naruto was rather sweet and he was cute in a childish way. Aagwa had an immediate liking for the fellow teen. After a few minutes, a silver haired man descended the staircase.

What Aagwa did not expect was a pant-only wearing, porn-reading, mask-wearing and gravity-defying haired man. She expected an old man; a really old one. But then, she wasn't going to complain. That job was perfect with the pay and all. And that the job got her away from her overprotective and creepy brothers too.

She got the job rather easily, and after a week, she realized that it was more of a babysitting job for sitting the two boys. First few scuffles, she had joined them in the scuffles as well until Kakashi broke them up before they broke the house. After a while, she knew what to say and which button to press to stop the fight. The other two were warming to her as well, as far as Aagwa could tell, in their own ways. Well, from what she knew, it must be from the increased number of glares, stares and cussing. But she would have none of that.


A month later, Sai appeared with Kakashi, when the man returned from wherever he went in the middle of a windy night. The boy was half-frozen, trembling, covered in various cuts and injuries and his face was devoid of any emotion. He was blankly staring ahead. The only clothing he was wearing that time was the travelling cloak Kakashi always took with him.

That moment onwards, Aagwa really didn't know what she was doing in the house. Kakashi was tight lipped and refused to tell her anything but she was fine with that. Instead, she started commanding the raven and the blonde head, telling them to bring warm water, rags and the first aid kit. Kakashi immediately took him to the couch that was nearby, and started the heater to high. The man himself was covered in cuts, half deeper than thought, but he settled for healing the boy first.

Aagwa helped him, doing the best she could in fixing up the boy. She then knew that this was the reason he needed someone with medical skills. Or a maid in the first place. Because he couldn't handle doing everything on his own. And here, she thought he was being plain lazy.


When she had glanced at the Sasuke, she found him to be staring with an odd look. Naruto was doing the same as well. Aagwa only nodded back and went back to working on the minor cuts.

All the time they had washed and dabbed dettol over his wounds, Sai had remained quiet and unflinching.

Two days later, the boy was fit and ready to even partake in the Olympic, as if nothing had happened. The boy had told that he was Sai. He was rather eerily mechanic, almost as if a robot who did nothing but obey. Aagwa didn't like that. At all. She was rather quick in whipping him into the daily routine of the Hatake boarding house. And in the months to come, he would be doing rather good in forming a mind of his own.


Kakashi still hadn't explained what happened. Aagwa still didn't mind.


Precisely after 3 months and a week, Suigetsu appeared. He came with Kakashi and Sasuke while they came from God-knows-where sometimes after dawn. Luckily Sai was awake to call her and Naruto.

He was worse. He was actually unconscious, heavily injured than Sai was before and he was in hypothermia. What was worse, the three were dripping, as if it was a stormy night. Which undoubtedly wasn't over here in Konoha. That did not help Suigetsu's hypothermia at all.

Aagwa quickly started handing out commands, and this time, she knew they needed a real doctor as well. Kakashi was already calling, Sasuke and Sai carried Suigetsu upstairs, while Naruto got all the blankets he could. Aagwa ran to get the first aid, and this time, she would mind if Kakashi didn't tell her what the heck was going on.


"…Aagwa? You there…?" Suigetsu asked. He was talking to her for the past 10 minutes and she didn't snap at all. Even when he mentioned a lot of disturbing events. He got serious only then.

"Hey dream girl?" He poked at her back.

Sasuke and Naruto were conversing near the sink, which was undoubtedly to stay back and check on her. Neji and Shikamaru had already left however. Sai shortly followed after them with a glance at the others.

And when they least expected it, a hand grabbed the girl's head and started ruffling the hair. It revealed to be Kakashi's who was busy reading. Aagwa snapped out of her trance immediately, as if the hand caused an electric shock to her.

When she saw it was Kakashi's, she took his hand in hers and crushed it. The man howled as she let it go.

"Don't touch me."

"Yeah, whatever…ow… I'll be borrowing her, boys. I have to discuss something with Aagwa here. Go to school, 'k?" Kakashi said playfully, chuckling all the way and ignoring Naruto's grumbles and mumbles, the incident forgotten. They didn't need to ask why she was dazed. They already knew.

When Suigetsu left with a side glance to the two, a frown set in place, Kakashi immediately took the girl out the back door. Aagwa only nodded and complied, knowing that this was an important discussion.

"A drive, perhaps? This topic needs privacy…" Kakashi mumbled as he pushed the girl into his Mustang and shut the door for her, climbing into his driver's seat next. A roar later, they were on the road, heading out of the hills and into the town that was somewhat nearby.

The Hatake boarding house wasn't exactly that close to the town, since it was a mansion built on the hilly areas lush with forest. Kakashi's parents had liked the outdoors, and made the house with their own funding. It's rather a drag to clean it, Kakashi once commented.


Minutes later, Aagwa wasn't starting to like what she was hearing at all. She could even see the boys horrid expressions already, when they would receive the news. Or as Kakashi put it, receive the surprise on their doorstep. It was going to be war, she thought, WARRRRR.

In three hours time, the Hatake boarding house was going to really, really full of people.

This is going to be fun! …not.


Well.

So, well, yes I put myself in there. You mean me. Yes you. Whatever. Well, there reason's because I needed somebody else's point of view and if I use Kakashi's POV then well, everything would be revealed within the first 5 chapters, ne?
Also because I seriously don't think Kakashi would be the role of a mother. Too gay, yeah?
And, I have hinted at the boy's abilities. Their ones are much more reasonable and not so experimenty type, yush? Their abilities are below, yes?

Sasuke: Electronic manipulation. Meaning he be a hacker or some sort of electricman lol. Compatible with Shika. (Electricity type, yeah?)

Naruto: Weapon master. As such, he's rather compatible with Neji because he'd be good at the assassination thing. Like, one hit-one kill? (Do not think of Tenten. Repeat, DO NOT THINK. ;D)

Sai: Disguise master. Well, self-explanatory. Compatible with nobody. (Art skills converted to this, as such? Somehow the two are related?)

Shikamaru: Genius? Self-explanatory again. Mwahaha. Compatible with Sasuke (I think this Genius skill is common in all fanfics, lol.)

Suigetsu: Potion master. As such, he can concoct poisons and their antidotes. Chemist, another term for this then? Compatible with Naruto. Only reason-Naruto could poison his enemies as well, his weaponry dipped in Suigetsu's poisons, ensuring that if one hit-one kill doesn't work out, the poison will. :D (Dunno, did his skill on a whim. I think it's suitable since he turns into water. Or maybe, dunno... :C)

Neji: Anatomy master. Yes, that's true. -.- Compatible with Suigetsu and Naruto. Suigetsu cause well, if he can help out with the potions, saying which type of poisons could be more effective, then that's good naa? He could elp Suigetsu in making a poison that targets a specific area and bla. (Must be something with the Tenketsu points. Instead of the chakra network system, he's rather known with the human body. :D)

And please excuse that abrupt ending cliffhanger because I was busy writing this at the time of 4 AM. :D