Monsieur A: *I moonwalk in, drunk off my a*** Papyru.. Pastepyrus..I mean PApyrus. I used to be a reluctant killer when I possessed Frisk after I died destroying that bastard Kaos' Doomstation, having enough class to heal up after fights and not zbus- abuse Frisk's DETERMINATION.
I would adventure around, chit chat with Frisk about how yummy spaghetti is with cheese melted over it, how she'd make a great aunty violin reaper, how if she were into magic I coiuld show her a lot...and all that good stuff. Monsters tried to kill my host after I beat the nots of out Dhara Creemur and I acted accordingly. I had no other alternative ending ...BOTH FOF COMBZT AND FREDDY VS JASON!
But you didn't run like the others who didn't provoke me. Ye showd me mercy, you magestic Bony-b-brony Man.
I probably would have been LV 20 by the end instead of Level 20 f I didn't stop my framlage.
So I lret Friskka do what she wanted and i'd i'd hanble combtat. We eventually escaped and 2 years later collected souls of dead guys from hospitals and broke the barrier.
BUT THAT JERKA** FLOWEY ERASED WERYWING! So I killed noone, smashed my reset skittle machune and saved monster kind two years ahead of squdumal.
YO HAPSTABLOOK! YES YOU! THE HANDSOME ROBOT GUY WHO I CAN GET A FANTASTIC TAYLOR FOR! Where's Pokemans Alphys Sapphire? I need her to get me sober.
Papyrus: ...WELL THAT WAS A LONG AND INTERESTING STORY! BUT WHY WOULD YOU PUT CHEESE ON SPAGHETTI?!
Frisk: ...
Toriel: Language please!
Chara: You'll never convince them.
Flowey: HEY!
Mettaton: OF COURSE MY DARLING I NEED TO WEAR A FABULOUS COSTUME FOR MY FABULOUS SHOW!
Alphys: YEAH POKEMAN! U-um I mean s-sorry I c-can't do that for y-you. S-sorry!
CloudSN: Hey Chara, I want to ask you something, do you know how to kiss? **
Chara: Well yeah I do, y'know, because of...because...y'know, um...
Frisk: CHARAKISSEDMEONTHECHEEKYESTERDAYIMSORRYDONTTELLANYONE!
Chara: FRIIIISSSSK! That was supposed to be a secret!
Frisk: Sorry :)
Sans x A Twinkie: I DARE FRISK TO PLAGUE PAPY WITH TEARABLE PAPER PUNS
Frisk: *whispers* I'm sorry Papyrus...
Papyrus: WHY LITTLE HUMAN?
Frisk: *takes a breath* I'd tell you a paper joke, but it would be tearable. There's another one, but the wind of it would make it fall flat. And the window of time to say it now is too thin.
Papyrus: AAAAAAAA
Frisk: *hugs Papyrus, sobbing almost* There, there. I had to, I'm so sorry!
Guest: Chara, how would you react if everyone's blood was replaced by chocolate syrup
Chara: *murder in her eyes* Well I'd just-
Frisk: We agreed to not kill people, remember?
Chara: ...Fine. But does anyone here want to make a blood donation? Anyone out there?
Caleb: Ookay.
Everyone: *in shock* Who are you?
Caleb: The writer of course! I'm the one giving you the questions from the reviews!
Sans: I'm going to pretend that made sense.
Chara: Does that mean that we can ask questions to you now?
Caleb: Um, yeah, I guess!
Frisk: Okay then! I have one! *his eye glints* Do you have a map?
Caleb: Uhhh...
Frisk: Cause I'm getting lost in your eyes!
Sans: Oh brother...
Papyrus: WHAT IS IT, SANS?
Sans: Nothing. It's just an expression. Jeez Paps, calm down.
Papyrus: THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL NEVER BE CALM AS LONG AS HE CAN BECOME GREATER!
Caleb: So all you people out there! You can now send questions to me, along with the other Undertale characters! UNTIL NEXT TIME MY PARTY DUDES!
*scene fades away as a disco ball lights up the room*
