Hey its me, its T-E-P. Here it is... Chapter 1! I do not own Pokemon, Call of Duty, Nintendo or any other things referenced during this story. BEGIN!
Eclipse and Spark are sitting at Thine House of Le Illumemenati playing some CoD.
The salt is real and some 10-year-old is screaming their head off yelling something around the lines of "YOU ****LORDS YOU KILLED ME! STOP CAMPING!" This brought an evil smirk to our not-so-heroic duo. Outta nowhere, an all too familier voice could be heard. "Guys! We did it!" Eclipse automatically frowned and asked "We actually got dares? With your n00b writing?" I took a second to try to figure out how he managed to pronounce 'noob' with zeroes instead of 'o's but quickly dismissed it. He caught is breath and brought out a PM he got on . "Here it is: Hello there, Eclipse. EonIsHere! I'm browsing thru some Fanfictions and I land on yours. Seems legitimate. So I decided "why not join in the fun?". Alrighty, without further ado, I present my OC:
Name: Eon (also goes by, but hates being called, Fluffy)
Shiny: Yes.
Species: Zoroark.
Description: Shiny Zoroark with black eyes and white snakelike irises. Sarcastic and cunning. Once forced all Legendaries to play a ToD. Also cares much about those he deems his friends and family.
Truths and Dares:
Eclipse: How many people did you troll on Black Ops 3 last week. I believe you may have trolled me, mate.
Dr Ark: Are you sad they cancelled Bleach and that they are soon to cancel Naruto?
Sephylon: How emo are you? And since you are emo, ever heard of the band "Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend"? You'd seem to fit in.
Eclipse and Spark: Do you all watch quality content like FilthyFrank and LeafyIsHere? Do you listen to Panda ear r*** version and Thomas the Pain Train all night? Surely you must've gotten those skills of trolling from them.Steelburg: You think you're tough! I want you to battle my pal; a 6" 7' Drapion who's Lv. 73. Be careful. It took out Dialga, Palkia, Giratina and Mew without having to reheal up.
Everyone: You must all listen to Thomas the Pain Train, nobody likes you, Panda Ear R*** version and Panda NFKRZ Remix. Tell me how it is.
Edge, Sparky, Eclipse: Here are 300 Sitrus Berries. Trollers4Life!Exits by melting, leaving nothing but a white puddle of slime. That's it, I guess. Hope to see Chapter 1 soon. Until then, EonIsOut"
An unknown voice chimed in. "Huh, he actually got one." It was Ark, floating around in intrest. He continued with "I am ready to start dares. I also have called the others here." The lights went off, gloomy music started playing, and a fedora-wearing black-tailed Mewtwo walked in. A Metagross burst in through a wall shouting "OOOOOOOH YEEEEAAAAAH!" The rest of S.E.C.T. were already there standing there wide eyed. Kaiser just floated out of his ring casually as Edge followed. I stood there taking a head count. "Ok, everyone is here. We can start now." I hand out papers to everyone with their truths and dares. Eclipse starts the horror-show-I-mean-quality-entertainment. "My answer is..." He paused dramatically. "ALL of them!" He and Spark hi-fived. "I made a compilation out of them! But Frosty broke it" Spark sadly frowned as everyone looked to Frost, who had a look of pure salt on her. She simply responded with "Do not ask." Ark read his and teared up before running back to his lab, tears streaming down his face. I watched the whole thing half amused and half worried. "I think that was an answer?" Sephylon read his and went to look them up on Youtube. He made sure to use Chrome and put it on incognito so the word 'unicorn' was not on his history. As the intro started he slowly got more interested. The lyrics started and he grew a rare smile on his face. Still with his laptop & headphones, he teleported to a warehouse and stole excactly 666 Unicorn Killed my Girlfriend t-shirts. He teleported back wearing all of them at once. I looked at him and asked "So?" He looked at me and responded with "They are ok..." Eclipse reads his and Spark's next truth. Spark raised his nonexistant eyebrow and asked Eclipse "Wasn't Leafy your old trainer before you evolved?" Eclipse had a flashback and still in thought said "Ah... good times, good times. Frank is a cool Tuber too." Eclipse reads the next queston. He smirks and flashbacks... Last night: Eclipse and Spark are listening to the ear**** versions of Panda AND Thomas the Pain Train at the SAME **** TIME! Flashback end...
Spark shared Eclipse's smirk, also flashing back. "Remember that old guy that got all mad?" Eclipse kek'd and nodded "He was two seconds from trying to kill us. Good thing S.E.C.T. takes night calls." I decided not to ask what happened to him. "Let's just pretend this never happened and go to sleep." I said, not noticing the shiny Zoroark sneaking up behind me. "Not yet mate." It stopped me. I looked at it and asked "Who in the blue Distortion World are you?" The Zoroark half-smirked and responded in a really bad James Bond voice "Zoroark. Eon the Zoroark." I cringed at the voice and asked "You are a submitted OC?" Eon simply stated "No. I am a random bystander who just so happened to find this secret freakin' base out in the middle of nowhere with no adress." Defeated I simply said "Good point." Eon reminded me "You do know you still have dares right?" I made an 'oh crap' face for a slip second and said "Uh.. yeah." Out of nowhere a huge god-slaying Drapion jumped in through the roof and challenged Steelburg, who was watching all of this unfold. Steelburg simply got up and Mega Evolved. Spark brought out his phone and started recording. Steelburg, being insanely fast, flew at Drapion and used bullet punch. It hit for mild damage. Drapion tried cross poison but it didn't work because of Steelburg's namesake typing. Steelburg then noticed Drapion is poison-type so he went for a psychic, it didn't hit because of Drapion's dark-typing. Steelburg smirked and asked "Brute strength?" the Drapion shot him a grin and nodded "Only way." The battle continued and they stopped using normal Pokemon moves. Steelburg kept going for punches while Drapion kept going for stabs. The Drapion knew he could end it with just one fire fang, but he wanted this fight to last forever. Steelburg knew he could end it with earthquake, but he too wanted to draw this one out.
I look at this fight in awe, before now, there were 3 facts of life: death, taxes, and Steelburg has no equal. Two of those were disproven this night. "This might take a few days. Let's go to the next dare." Eclipse nods and brings out the next note. The songs mentioned in the dare started playing from the intercom system in the base as Spark had a trollface. Everyone's ears were bleeding at this point but Eclipse and Spark seemed to be enjoying it. They were eating the provided stritus berries to heal themselves while continuing to listen. Edge died. I looked in shock and shouted "OH MY ARCEUS THEY KILLED EDGE!" Eon then yelled out "YOU BASTIODONS!" just to complete the reference. The music finally stopped and everyone except S.E.C.T. had lost their hearing (Genesects have audio sensors that can be shut off). Marine started to heal everyone while I called up an old friend: X the Xerneas. Xerneas brought Edge back to life. Steelburg and Drapion were completly uneffected by the noise and didn't even notice untill their fight was over. It was a draw and they both were level 100 now. During the fighting somehow a metric-crapton of Legendaries got involved and Arceus eventually had to stop the fighting. The Drapion asked "Same time tomorrow?" and Steelburg nodded "Yep." I looked back at the PM and noticed the dares were done. I sighed and thanked Arceus we managed to survive the first chapter. He actually responded in a text. "Np" I just stared at the text and laughed as his name on it was 'Space Goat God' and turned off the magicalcamerathatsomehowturnsspeachtotext... (panting)...the screen now cuts to my outro.
Hey guys, I hope y'all enjoyed this first chapter of my first story. If anyone wants to send t&ds or an OC or two just PM me and I will do what I can. I got this chapter done as quickly as I could so I could give any early readers a treat. I probably will not be able to make chapters this quickly on a normal basis. However I will get everything out as fast and the best I can. Send in reviews to help me improve, heck if any flaming actually has anything to it I will take mind to it too. Also, random question: Are y'all ok with me adding my Pokemon Uranium OC's? If you are I will add a few. See y'all next time! I am off to watch more Leafy! I logged in just to subscribe to them.
