Was not sure if I want to post this HOH competition. This is a vital part of the show, did not want to make an HOH competition because of it's format. For next year I plan to make a "feed-like" chapters. So the next chapters will be in kinda weird formats just cause I want them to mimic feeds as much as possible rather than the actual show that is edited. Live feeds is "real-time" raw footage of the houseguests doing stuff plus drama.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the show here is some vital information you need to know:
HOH = Head of Household
OTB = On The Block (Up for eviction/leaving competition)
HG = Houseguests
POV = Power of Veto
The houseguests hollered in excitement as they entered the backyard. All were dressed in the fanciest threads-guys wore suits and the girls wore elaborate gowns. Each suit tie was color coordinated with a woman's dress.
The backyard set had wallpaper on the main wall that has Big Brother logos on diagonally. On the main set were small props such as shrubs. The main set encompasses of a long red carpet decorated with red carpet chains on the side, in the front was either a projector or a camera.
"Welcome houseguests," Julie Chen boomed in the intercom, "to the first head of household competition—"whoohoos whooed—
"—In this first HOH competition lucky gents escort the ladies on to the red carpet in pairs. Each male has a tie that matches a woman's dress by color, colors will be announced shortly. The goal is to successfully read the projector without getting distracted in the process. If one of the pair wins the head of household competition he or she is unable to put his or her partner on the block, pairs will change from one competition to this next. Good luck houseguests!"
"Blue."
Klaus and Caroline were up first. Klaus lend his hand out for Caroline, Caroline politely took his gesture and escorted her to their spot. They took their mics and headed on to their X's, which were marked for them to stand.
To silence the quietness Marcel hooted. "You go Caroline!" Everyone else then cheered on for both Klaus and Caroline.
"Hello, we are at the—" Caroline read but stopped once gusts of wind blew on her right side. Lifting her dress up, though all the female houseguests were wearing tights. She missed a couple of words though- "premiere. I..I..I'm Caroline-shit-" the wind nearly knocked off her heels.
"You got this Klaus and Caroline!" Bonnie cheered out as the others dwindled down.
"You can do this!" Davina follows after.
Now more cheering is going on.
"—and I'm Klaus." Klaus still stands. This gent right here doesn't have to wear any heels but have to keep his balance because of Caroline's death grip. "Today we will be checking out the latest-goddamn it-" The red carpet moved in a zig-zag motion. Klaus lost his balance, but Caroline lost all of her balance. Klaus attempted to help the poor girl, she keeps on losing her footing.
"Blue. Time is up." Julie announced. Wow, and right when Caroline regained her posture too. Tsk tsk tsk.. what a shame.
"Red." Stefan and Sophie. The previous couple exchange their microphones as they exited the platform. Once Stefan and Sophie stepped on the X it was game time.
When Stefan and Sophie reign the spotlight houseguests hollered.
"Hello we are at the Big Brother premiere, here in LAuuuuhhhh-" Sophie paused for a moment as the wind blew her dress up. She paused to focus on balancing— "I'm Sophie—"
"—and I'm Stefan." Stefan bellowed. The wind blew harder and the bottom of his suit jacket is flapping up. "Today we will be checking out the latest trends on the red carpet, not only that but we are also going to see-"
CA-CAW CA-CAW
Bird poop landed on the two. It delayed Stefan a bit. "—your favorite houseguest. Zingbot."
Other houseguest boomed in excitement.
"Oh, my god," Megan the Megafan says, "Zingbot is coming! This is all too soon!"
"Whoohoo!" Vicki cried out.
"Zingbot, who is zingbot?" The guy next to Megan questioned.
Megan laid a hand on his shoulder with false sincerity. "Oh Damon, a grateful person would've gladly took your spot." Damon eyed her.
Damon tapped Bonnie to get her attention. "Did you see that?"
"What?" Bonnie turned to Damon, who interrupted her conversation with Davina. "What happened?"
Damon leaned over to whisper. "Nerdy girl over here says—"
"Red your time is up!" The houseguests didn't get the chance to see Zingbot yet. Stefan and Sophie had a fall out with the red carpet. Literally.
"Purple." Right on time. It's Damon and Bonnie's turn. Let's see how this goes…
"Hello we—" Bonnie gripped Damon's arm because of the moving carpet. He grunted and cringed. "—we are at the Big Brother premiere, here in LA. I'm Bonnie."
Damon slowly turned his neck towards Bonnie"—AND I'm Damon." He raised her eyes to signal her to get the hell off from him. She just loosened up her grip, the red carpet wiggles faster.
"Today we will be checking out the latest—fuck—" rain began to pour. Then wind. Now with both of them together it's a complete disaster!" —trends on the red carpet—"
"DAMON!" Bonnie fell backwards.
Damon looked over briefly, but continued on. "—not only that but we are also going to see your favorite houseguest Zingbot—"
CA-CAW CA-CAW
A huge hunk of white bird poop fell on Damon, and only on Damon.
"Purple your time is up!"
"Pink." Next up is Davina and Marcel.
"You got this you guys!" Bonnie says as she walks past the couple.
"Yeah Marcel you go and get it!" Matt cried. Others followed their cheers.
"Hell-goofballs-" The carpet only started to wiggle slightly but Davina is already starting to fall. She's only used to wearing flats! I like how in this comp the women are wearing heels while Production here is doing this shit that can pose a serious injury on these girls. Like, seriously? Who, on the board, passed this up? "—we—gosh darn it—are at the Big Brother premiere—ass-trology—here in LA—"
Everyone in the background cracked up. Why can't this girl even curse? Lmao. She's adorable. "I'm Davina." She had her arms out like she was surfing while she balanced.
Marcel stretched an arm over her shoulders to kept this girl steady. "—And I'm Marcel. Today we will be check-"
Sounds of lawnmowers boomed in the background. Marcel and Davina were hit by flying leaves and debris of sticks. Marcel tried to avoid getting his using one hand to block the sticks and the other to keep Davina from falling"—ing out the latest trends on the red carpet, not only that but we are also going to see-"
A huge naked blow up doll fell on them. Davina was the one who fell first, though her grip on Marcel made him fell too.
The other houseguests cheered for them to get back up.
"Pink your time is up."
"Orange." Josh and Vicki.
"Hello we are at the Big Brother premiere here in LA. I'm Vicki—" WTF? This girl delivered this flawlessly. In the previous time with the other women when the carpet just started moving they struggled. What gives? Welp, she is a rockstar. The wind went from 0 to a 100 real quick.
It was Josh's turn. It took several seconds for him to realize Vicki's done. "And I'm Josh. Today we will be checking out the latest—" Finally. A guy fell first. Josh quickly jumped right back up— "trends on the red carpet, not only that but we are also going to see your favorite houseguest. Zingbot."
"After his initial break on Big Brother Zingbot decided to venture off into other opportunities such as starring, producing, and directing his own films. Let's give it up for Zingbot!" Okay, okay, okay? How does this girl do it? During all of this rain was getting rainy af and it was getting windy af. This girl is immune to standing in 6-inch heels!
Zingbot came all dressed up in his cute little bowtie. "Heellloooo thheeerrrreeeee!" He waved from the entrance of the platform.
Everyone whooed at the sight of Zingbot.
"You two seem to be under the weather, Zing!" He laughed as he walked by the two.
"How does it-"
"Orange your time is up."
"ZING!" Zingbot laughed manically making an exit. "You can wish to see me next time lovebirds, ZA-ING!"
"Yellow." Elena and Matt.
Elena struts her way to the carpet. Leaving poor Matt, who initially was taking his time, behind. Noticing this, Matt rushed up to catch up to her. He made it to his spot.
"Hell-NO—," Elena grabbed Matt's shoulder for balance to stand on the moving carpet. Everyone hooted because of the hilarity "—sorry I meant hello—" She smiled apologetically.
"—we are at theBig Brother premiere herahhhh—" Elena fell. "Goddamn it! Ugh my ankle!"
Matt tried to help her up. "Can you get up? Did you injure your ankle?"
"Hell yes!" Elena groaned as Matt gets Elena off from the ground. "Who's idea was it to make a comp which includes a flying carpet with some heels? Obviously a team of 5 men in a board room who never understand the struggles of wearing 7 inch heels!"
"Can we get some help out here?!" Matt has Elena's arm around her shoulder as she hopped on one foot.
*SCREEN TURNS TO FISH*
"Green." Julie booms. It's Megan and Kai's turn.
Here's a summary of what happened in the past ten minutes: Production got Elena on a stretcher and took her to the DR, Production also gave out an apology to the female houseguests for inappropriate footwear for the comp, and because of that they switched out Meredith's and Megan's heels for flats. Watch one of them win the comp—and if neither one of them don't then idk.
"HelloweareattheBigBrotherpremierehereinLAI'mMegan—" Megafan here talks so fast it sounds like she conjoined her words into one huge sentence. Rain poured heavily. Megan jumped up and down in the cold weather.
Kai gave her a dazed look "—what?—" he realized it was his turn. The carpet started to wiggle. "Ohwwaaahhh, and I'm Kai. Today we will be checking out the latest trends on—" A huge beach ball flown down and knocked Kai back. He tries to get up—
"Kai!"
"Green your time is up."
"Last but not least, Brown." Meredith and Jeremy.
"Hello we—" Bird poop splat on the pair.
"Ewww!" Meredith wiped the crap off from her before she continued. "are at the BigBrother premiere here in LA I'm—" The sound of a lawnmover roared. Debris decorated the air. "—Meredith."
"And I'm—" Jeremy hopped three times as the carpet wiggles. He kept it on his toes. "Jeremy. Today we will be checking ou—oh god!" Jeremy fell on Meredith.
"Eek!" Meredith shrieked as she fell backwards.
"Sorry." Jeremy mouthed.
"Brown your time is up!" Julie Chen roared.
"Congratulations Houseguests, you have all completed the very first Head-of-Household Competition of this season." The host states over the intercom. "The couple who won the Head-of-Household competition is Josh and Vicki. You two have five minutes to deliberate on who gets to be the HOH."
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