A Tale Of Mystery And Danger

Chapter 2 - In The House Of The BIG

Gheb continued to prancy along the twilit path. his hand were arund his fboyfrined and weapon lyon. he needed to find to artifact that would let him dispell the eeeevvvvvviiiiillllll energ aound the Dying Spot. suddenly a man appeared in his path.

"who dares stop in front of Gheb!!!!!" yelled gheb loudly. suddeny the man ran towards him with a knife (scary!) but Gheb knew how to stop him. suddenly he stepped outof the way and grabbed the man from behind, then performed his ultimate attack - Gheb Buttsecks!!!! gheb plunded his penis into the mans rear, and then the mans creamed. suddenly the man's head exploded.

"Shit it happened again." said Gheb. he continued on until he reached ther Foribiidden City of Calxhotokoii (sounds foreign huh? It COOL CITY) He went into the foribidden city to talk with King Valex about how to get rid of the dying spot.

"helloo Gheb my friend what my I help you with?" said King Valex.

"I need hleep dispelling the DYing spot." he sed. Valex furrowed his brow.

"I will help you if you defeet my finest men!" Gheb agreed, Valex clapped and suddenly a STRONG and BIG man came out. Gheb already knew his attack and prepared to perform the SURPRISE BUTTSECKS. but he found that the man had a REAR GUARD (oh no!)

"hit it isn't working!!!!!" Gheb yelled. the STRONG and BIG man swung his might lance, and gheb coutned with his. They clashed lances for a while, both sweating and moaning, pounding each other's lances, until finally the STRONG and BIG man's lance melte in white melty stuff. he mounded real big, and gheb took this opportunity to put his shaft into the STRONG and BIG man's mout. He stuck it ni,. anf gheb orgasmed, and then the STRONG and BIG man's ehad exploded.

"Shit it worked!" gheb exclaimed. Valex clapped.

"Very well I will help you. we shall go to the Realm of Besibirchment"

TO BE CONTINUED

(do youn like the story so far??? You should. Pleas erview, chapter 3 up soon!"