Binky is in the jail. Binky was arrested and accused of public indecency and trespassing. Binky is clothed because the cops gave him prisoner clothes. He calls Mr. Ratburn on the pay phone because he needs a lawyer. He choses Mr. Ratburn because he is a professional. Binky will sue the criminal justice system for his unjust arrest. He thinks his arrest was uncalled for. He will have a long battle but is ready.
"Mr. Ratburn," Binky said. "I need a lawyer."
"I am a teacher, Mr. Barnes," Mr Ratburn said. "Not a lawyer. I deal with education not the law.'
"Mr Ratburn I am in big trouble," Binky said. "I am arrested for public indecency and trespassing. I used Muffy's shower and walked around town naked and they jailed me for public indency and tresspassing."
"Oh, that is dreadful news," Mr. Ratburn said.
"I will sue them for violating my rights," Binky declared, "My arrest was wrong."
"Yes, it sounds like your arrest was uncalled for given the circumstances," Mr Ratburn said, "but you will have a long legal battle."
"Yes, I know," Binky says, "I am ready."
Meanwhile, Muffy talked with Francine at the park later that day. She tells Francine of the fanfic she wrote of her eating at Perkins. Francine does not want fanfiction written about her. She will complain to Muffy.
"Francine, I wrote a cute fanfiction of you eating at Perkins," Muffy said. "I am going to publish it."
"Muffy, how could you?" Francine said. "I do not wish to be in fanfiction. Please do not publish."
"Francine, you are being unreasonable," Muffy said. "It is a kind-hearted story."
"Regardless, I do not want to be in a fanfic," Francine said. "I have fears about privacy."
""Well, I will publish anyway," Muffy vowed. "For it is good fanfiction."
"No," said Francine. You will not."
In the next chapter, Binky goes to court of his charges of public indecency and trespassing. Because he was naked and in Muffy's shower. And Muffy will post her fanfiction. Francine won't like that. She will flame Muffy's fanfic. See what happens in next chapter.
