A/N: A product of some joking around with friends, here are some quotes we came up with for my various characters.


Aila:

'How hard can it be?'

'Well, now we know how NOT to do it...'

'It compiles! It must work!'

'Go team retard.'

'Huzzah!'

'The admiralty board rides my ass all day and doesn't even pull my hair...'

'Stand back! I'm going to attempt science!'

'Meck-mekka-mow-wow'

'Short answer: no. Long answer: .'

'Complicated? Slash, slash, stab. It's a knife, not a shuttle.'

'And I dotted all the "i"s with hearts!' *giggle*

'How about, Minor Junior Private Regala, Negative Last class?'

'... and that's when the naked Elcor showed up...'

'Now, next order of busi- oooh, look it's a kitty!'

'Is this fragile?' *Shatter* 'Well that's one question answered.'

'Keelah! Is the Council's motto; "If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is"?'

'I have a word to describe that idea. It begins with 's', ends with 't' and isn't 'sat'...'

Regala:

'If it can't be fixed with a hammer, it needs replaced anyway.'

'Are you naturally this stupid, or did you practice?'

'I want to kill him. Can I kill him? I'm going to kill him.'

'Send me that in a message. Call it "Shit I already know".'

'Keelah above, who is running this damn fleet?'

'Keelah! Shut up! Just shut up! You're driving me insane!'

'You get me killed and I am soooo haunting your ass.'

'This is a gun. Point and click. Even you rookies should be able to work that out.'

*Staring at an error message* 'Why doesn't violence work against computers again?'

'I don't get it. How do you keep a blonde in suspense?'

'This'll work. See it worked!' *Explosion* 'Shit! It didn't work!'

'And the pyjack in my room came from where?'

'If anyone tries to correct me, they are wrong and will be punched.'

Kal:

'Sassing the fella holding the assault rifle ain't the best way to extend your life.'

'There goes my last shred of patience. Farewell, old friend, it was fun.'

'My commander is barely off the baby bottle, my XO has anger management issues and my pilot is psychotic. How do I always pick the fun missions?'

'If I die, make it look like I went out doing somethin' heroic.'

'Nothing says 'Galactic Peace' like an M-76.'

Carti:

'Just because I'm a doctor doesn't necessarily mean I know what I'm doing.'

'If you go through with this, I won't fix you. Then you wouldn't learn anything.'

'Do you know how many things I have in my office that could knock you out?'

'Best part about being a doctor? I know where to hurt you so that it'll eventually heal.'

'You haven't lived until you've been hit on by a Hanar.'

Veetor:

'I'm clincally unstable and even I think that's a crazy idea.'

'I'm not psychotic, I'm neurotically paranoid! There is a difference!'

'I used to fear the voices, but once they got a band started it worked out!'