Summary: Yue pays a visit to the Visual Kei house aka The Gazette, to get her ears pierced by Ruki. And maybe Reita will get a little something something as well. Yue is renamed and is now, apparently, Aoi's cousin.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own the sexy Gazette boys! As much as I want to, I don't. I only own the dialouge.
Bands and Piercings
Ruki: Reita! What the fuck man! Clean up that mess around you! And get your feet off the table!
Reita: Why? You never minded before.
Aoi: Yueitchi is coming over.
Kai (from the kitchen): Yeah! Yue-chan is coming over!
Reita: Her? Who cares? It's just some teenage girl.
Uruha: ...Reita. If Yue sees you in that mess she might get some ideas about you and start asking you strange questions non-stop.
Reita: Uruha. If the paparazzi see a girl of Yueitchi's age come into a house with five guys, they might get some ideas about us and start asking both The Gazette and Yueitchi strange questions non-stop.
Ruki: Hmm...I didn't really think about that.
Kai: What should we do?
Uruha: We could say she's Aoi's little sister.
Kai: I think...they may fall for that...yeah.
Ruki: Yeah, yeah. She's tall like Aoi and has black hair. Nice thinking, Uruha!
Uruha: They do look somewhat similar don't they?
Aoi: Fine. But I think we're better off if we say she's my cousin or something.
Reita: ...I can't believe you guys are doing all of this...just to pierce a girl's ears.
-Reita is ignored-
Ruki: We're going to have to change her name too. We don't want Yue's name in the papers.
Uruha: What should we name her then?
Kai: How about Sayo? That's a cute name.
Ruki: Yeah! Sayo! Yue looks like a "Sayo" doesn't she?
Reita (mumbling): It's like they're naming a new pet.
Aoi: So she's my little cousin Sayo from...we need a place.
Uruha: How about Osaka?
Aoi: She's my little cousin Sayo from Osaka.
Reita: ...This is ridiculous. I'm going to bed.
Kai: Okay. Bye, Reita.
-A few hours later-
Ruki: She's coming, she's coming! Aoi! Answer the door when she knocks!
Kai: -shoves Aoi towards the door-
Yue: I wonder...is this the right address? Darn my way with directions. Oh well. There's a 32% chance this might be the house with my luck.
Ruki: Um...It looks like she's got trouble finding the house...aaaaand she's at the wrong one. Aoi! Open the door and call her over!
Aoi: But I'm going to have to call her Sayo if I yell. That isn't her name; she won't turn around.
Kai: But she'll recognize your voice. She'll turn around.
Ruki: Yeah! Now do it before she knocks on that door.
-Aoi opens the door and steps outside-
Aoi: Sayo! Over here!
Yue: That sounds like...Aoi-san?!
Aoi: Wrong house, Sayo! I'm over here!
-Yue runs over to Aoi-
Yue: Aoi. My name isn't--
Aoi (hugging Yue): Sayo! Cousin! Long time no see. How was your trip from Osaka? Why don't you come inside?
-Takes Yue inside and shuts the door-
Yue: Cousin? Osaka? Did you hit your head, Aoi-san?
Aoi: I'm sorry about that, Yue-chan. But we had to give you a different alias because--
Yue: Oh! No, no. Say no more, Aoi-san. I understand. I'm just glad you hadn't really forgetton my name.
Ruki: You ready to get those kick ass ear piercing, Yue?
Yue: Of course!
-minutes later-
Yue: Wow! They look great, Ruki-san!
Ruki: Don't they, don't they? XD
Yue: When you brought out that piercing gun you really scared me. I thought it was going to hurt. And then I thought Aoi-san lied to me but your method of punching holes into skin is very painless, Ruki-san.
Ruki: I pierced Uruha's ears too. ^w^
Yue: Is that true, Uruha-san?
Uruha: Yup. Five on the left and four on the right.
Yue: Hey, I was wondering, where's Reita-san? I haven't seen him.
Kai: He's locked up in his room.
Ruki: I'll go get him! ^_^
-Ruki enters Reita's room without knocking-
Reita: Ruki, what the hell. Get out.
Ruki: Don't be like that, Reita-chan. Come to living room.
Reita: Is that girl still here?
Ruki: Nope. She just left. You should have seen her pierced ears though. They look really awesome now.
Reita: I'll bet they do. All right. If she's not here I'll go to the living room.
-Reita heads to the living room, Ruki is behind him-
Yue: It's nice to finally see you again, Reita-san.
Reita: Ruki! You told me she had left!
Ruki: Did I say that?
Reita: Yes! Yes, you did!
Kai: Enough, you two. So, Yue-chan, waht do you do for a living?
Yue: I'm a script writer by trade.
Reita: A what?
Yue: I get hired by different companies every now and then and I write scripts for them. You know, for plays and movies and such. Once the script is done, if they like it, they buy it from me. I have all copyright over the script.
Uruha: Really? That's...an odd profession.
Yue: Really? I thought trade script writers were pretty common.
Ruki: I guess not.
-Kai stares at Yue-
Yue: Um...do you need something, Kai-kun?
Kai: No, not really. I was just expecting you to say, "Heh, no.", after Uruha had said "Really?" and then reveal your real profession.
Yue: I'm a script writer by trade. u.u
Uruha: Do you play any instruments, Yue?
Yue: ^w^
Uruha: Um...what?
Yue: That's the first time you've called my name. ^w^
Uruha: ///
Yue: And, yes, I do play an instrument.
Aoi: Are you in a band?
Yue: Yeah.
Ruki: Wow! You're in a band, Yue!?
Yue: Uh huh. ^w^
Kai: What do you play, Yue-chan?
Yue: I repeatedly blow into a jug. ^^
Ruki/Aoi: O.o
Kai: ...er, really?
Yue: Heh, no. ^_^
Reita: Then what do you really play?
Yue: I'm a bass player. Just like you, Reita-san.
Ruki: Hey, Reita? Can we borrow your bass?
Reita: Why? What for?
Kai: Well you just heard, Reita. Yue-chan plays the bass!
Aoi: Now we want to hear how well she can play.
Uruha: Yeah, were curious.
Reita: ...No way in hell.
Ruki: Aaaawwww! Come on, Reita-chan!
Reita: No. No way in hell.
Kai: Reeiita~
Reita: I'm going to bed.
Aoi: Reita! Come on man! For once, can't you just be cool!
-Reita leaves-
Yue: If you guys want to hear me play, if you have time, you can come over to my place.
Ruki: You're inviting us to your house, Yue?! OwO
Yue: Sure. Why not? Rei is coming over tomorrow too. So you can meet her while you're at it. ^_^
Kai: Who's Rei, Yue-chan?
Yue: She's my best friend and our rythem guitarist for the band.
-Ruki leaves the room-
Uruha: Really? I'd like to meet her.
Yue: I think it'd be great if you met her, Uruha-san. She needs a few pointers on fashion.
Uruha: Well now I really want to meet her. ^_^
Yue: ^w^
Uruha: Um...what now?
Yue: That's the first time you've smiled at me, Uruha-san.
Uruha (looking away): ///
Reita: AAAHHHH!!!!! RUKI WHAT THE HELL!!!
Yue: O.O Was that Reita-san?
Aoi: Oh, great. Ruki did something.
Kai: Here he comes now.
-Ruki comes running into the living room with a piercing gun in his hand-
Ruki: Aaaahhhh! Save me! Reita is after me!
-Reita storms into the living room-
Reita: Ruki! Get back here and die like a man!
Ruki: Aoi! Save me! For once in your life...stand up for the little guy.
Kai: What did he do this time, Reita?
Reita: He pierced my ears while I was asleep!
Yue: It looks nice though. Sexy even.
Uruha: It looks sexy.
Kai: Yeah. It does look sexy.
Aoi: Very sexy.
Ruki: Sexy.
Reita: Stop saying sexy!!!
Yue: Weeelllll~ As much as I'd love to stay. I have to go home and prepare dinner. Thanks for the piercings, Ruki-san! See ya'.
Reita: Hey! You can't leave! I'll bet you and Ruki planned this! Get back here!
-Yue leaves with a huge grin on her pretty face-
Ruki: Aaawww. She's gone.
Reita: Don't try changing the subject! You're still a dead man!
Ruki (hiding behind Aoi): Aoi! Stop him!
Aoi: Get over it, Reita. You look great okay? Ruki did you a favor.
Ruki: Yeah, a favor.
Reita: You guys are hopeless! I want these things out of my ears by tomorrow!
Kai: But, Reita, you really do look nice.
Reita: I'm going back to bed.
-Reita leaves once again-
Kai: Reita! ...
Aoi: Leave him, Kai. He just needs to cool off.
Ruki: ...He'll get over it.
Aoi: We should all go to bed. Kai, Yue gave a something before she left. What was it?
Kai: Oh, it's her address.
Ruki: That's right! I'm going to Yue-chan's tomorrow!
Uruha: I'm going too. I want to meet her friend.
Aoi: We're all going. Even Reita.
Kai: Then...should we go to sleep and wait for tomorrow?
Ruki: Sounds good.
-The Gazette boys head to their rooms, very tired from the excitement-
Next time, The Gazette boys pay a visit to the bass player, Yue and they meet a new friend, the rythem guitarist, Rei.
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