Summary: Yue pays a visit to the Visual Kei house aka The Gazette, to get her ears pierced by Ruki. And maybe Reita will get a little something something as well. Yue is renamed and is now, apparently, Aoi's cousin.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own the sexy Gazette boys! As much as I want to, I don't. I only own the dialouge.


Bands and Piercings

Ruki: Reita! What the fuck man! Clean up that mess around you! And get your feet off the table!

Reita: Why? You never minded before.

Aoi: Yueitchi is coming over.

Kai (from the kitchen): Yeah! Yue-chan is coming over!

Reita: Her? Who cares? It's just some teenage girl.

Uruha: ...Reita. If Yue sees you in that mess she might get some ideas about you and start asking you strange questions non-stop.

Reita: Uruha. If the paparazzi see a girl of Yueitchi's age come into a house with five guys, they might get some ideas about us and start asking both The Gazette and Yueitchi strange questions non-stop.

Ruki: Hmm...I didn't really think about that.

Kai: What should we do?

Uruha: We could say she's Aoi's little sister.

Kai: I think...they may fall for that...yeah.

Ruki: Yeah, yeah. She's tall like Aoi and has black hair. Nice thinking, Uruha!

Uruha: They do look somewhat similar don't they?

Aoi: Fine. But I think we're better off if we say she's my cousin or something.

Reita: ...I can't believe you guys are doing all of this...just to pierce a girl's ears.

-Reita is ignored-

Ruki: We're going to have to change her name too. We don't want Yue's name in the papers.

Uruha: What should we name her then?

Kai: How about Sayo? That's a cute name.

Ruki: Yeah! Sayo! Yue looks like a "Sayo" doesn't she?

Reita (mumbling): It's like they're naming a new pet.

Aoi: So she's my little cousin Sayo from...we need a place.

Uruha: How about Osaka?

Aoi: She's my little cousin Sayo from Osaka.

Reita: ...This is ridiculous. I'm going to bed.

Kai: Okay. Bye, Reita.

-A few hours later-

Ruki: She's coming, she's coming! Aoi! Answer the door when she knocks!

Kai: -shoves Aoi towards the door-

Yue: I wonder...is this the right address? Darn my way with directions. Oh well. There's a 32% chance this might be the house with my luck.

Ruki: Um...It looks like she's got trouble finding the house...aaaaand she's at the wrong one. Aoi! Open the door and call her over!

Aoi: But I'm going to have to call her Sayo if I yell. That isn't her name; she won't turn around.

Kai: But she'll recognize your voice. She'll turn around.

Ruki: Yeah! Now do it before she knocks on that door.

-Aoi opens the door and steps outside-

Aoi: Sayo! Over here!

Yue: That sounds like...Aoi-san?!

Aoi: Wrong house, Sayo! I'm over here!

-Yue runs over to Aoi-

Yue: Aoi. My name isn't--

Aoi (hugging Yue): Sayo! Cousin! Long time no see. How was your trip from Osaka? Why don't you come inside?

-Takes Yue inside and shuts the door-

Yue: Cousin? Osaka? Did you hit your head, Aoi-san?

Aoi: I'm sorry about that, Yue-chan. But we had to give you a different alias because--

Yue: Oh! No, no. Say no more, Aoi-san. I understand. I'm just glad you hadn't really forgetton my name.

Ruki: You ready to get those kick ass ear piercing, Yue?

Yue: Of course!

-minutes later-

Yue: Wow! They look great, Ruki-san!

Ruki: Don't they, don't they? XD

Yue: When you brought out that piercing gun you really scared me. I thought it was going to hurt. And then I thought Aoi-san lied to me but your method of punching holes into skin is very painless, Ruki-san.

Ruki: I pierced Uruha's ears too. ^w^

Yue: Is that true, Uruha-san?

Uruha: Yup. Five on the left and four on the right.

Yue: Hey, I was wondering, where's Reita-san? I haven't seen him.

Kai: He's locked up in his room.

Ruki: I'll go get him! ^_^

-Ruki enters Reita's room without knocking-

Reita: Ruki, what the hell. Get out.

Ruki: Don't be like that, Reita-chan. Come to living room.

Reita: Is that girl still here?

Ruki: Nope. She just left. You should have seen her pierced ears though. They look really awesome now.

Reita: I'll bet they do. All right. If she's not here I'll go to the living room.

-Reita heads to the living room, Ruki is behind him-

Yue: It's nice to finally see you again, Reita-san.

Reita: Ruki! You told me she had left!

Ruki: Did I say that?

Reita: Yes! Yes, you did!

Kai: Enough, you two. So, Yue-chan, waht do you do for a living?

Yue: I'm a script writer by trade.

Reita: A what?

Yue: I get hired by different companies every now and then and I write scripts for them. You know, for plays and movies and such. Once the script is done, if they like it, they buy it from me. I have all copyright over the script.

Uruha: Really? That's...an odd profession.

Yue: Really? I thought trade script writers were pretty common.

Ruki: I guess not.

-Kai stares at Yue-

Yue: Um...do you need something, Kai-kun?

Kai: No, not really. I was just expecting you to say, "Heh, no.", after Uruha had said "Really?" and then reveal your real profession.

Yue: I'm a script writer by trade. u.u

Uruha: Do you play any instruments, Yue?

Yue: ^w^

Uruha: Um...what?

Yue: That's the first time you've called my name. ^w^

Uruha: ///

Yue: And, yes, I do play an instrument.

Aoi: Are you in a band?

Yue: Yeah.

Ruki: Wow! You're in a band, Yue!?

Yue: Uh huh. ^w^

Kai: What do you play, Yue-chan?

Yue: I repeatedly blow into a jug. ^^

Ruki/Aoi: O.o

Kai: ...er, really?

Yue: Heh, no. ^_^

Reita: Then what do you really play?

Yue: I'm a bass player. Just like you, Reita-san.

Ruki: Hey, Reita? Can we borrow your bass?

Reita: Why? What for?

Kai: Well you just heard, Reita. Yue-chan plays the bass!

Aoi: Now we want to hear how well she can play.

Uruha: Yeah, were curious.

Reita: ...No way in hell.

Ruki: Aaaawwww! Come on, Reita-chan!

Reita: No. No way in hell.

Kai: Reeiita~

Reita: I'm going to bed.

Aoi: Reita! Come on man! For once, can't you just be cool!

-Reita leaves-

Yue: If you guys want to hear me play, if you have time, you can come over to my place.

Ruki: You're inviting us to your house, Yue?! OwO

Yue: Sure. Why not? Rei is coming over tomorrow too. So you can meet her while you're at it. ^_^

Kai: Who's Rei, Yue-chan?

Yue: She's my best friend and our rythem guitarist for the band.

-Ruki leaves the room-

Uruha: Really? I'd like to meet her.

Yue: I think it'd be great if you met her, Uruha-san. She needs a few pointers on fashion.

Uruha: Well now I really want to meet her. ^_^

Yue: ^w^

Uruha: Um...what now?

Yue: That's the first time you've smiled at me, Uruha-san.

Uruha (looking away): ///

Reita: AAAHHHH!!!!! RUKI WHAT THE HELL!!!

Yue: O.O Was that Reita-san?

Aoi: Oh, great. Ruki did something.

Kai: Here he comes now.

-Ruki comes running into the living room with a piercing gun in his hand-

Ruki: Aaaahhhh! Save me! Reita is after me!

-Reita storms into the living room-

Reita: Ruki! Get back here and die like a man!

Ruki: Aoi! Save me! For once in your life...stand up for the little guy.

Kai: What did he do this time, Reita?

Reita: He pierced my ears while I was asleep!

Yue: It looks nice though. Sexy even.

Uruha: It looks sexy.

Kai: Yeah. It does look sexy.

Aoi: Very sexy.

Ruki: Sexy.

Reita: Stop saying sexy!!!

Yue: Weeelllll~ As much as I'd love to stay. I have to go home and prepare dinner. Thanks for the piercings, Ruki-san! See ya'.

Reita: Hey! You can't leave! I'll bet you and Ruki planned this! Get back here!

-Yue leaves with a huge grin on her pretty face-

Ruki: Aaawww. She's gone.

Reita: Don't try changing the subject! You're still a dead man!

Ruki (hiding behind Aoi): Aoi! Stop him!

Aoi: Get over it, Reita. You look great okay? Ruki did you a favor.

Ruki: Yeah, a favor.

Reita: You guys are hopeless! I want these things out of my ears by tomorrow!

Kai: But, Reita, you really do look nice.

Reita: I'm going back to bed.

-Reita leaves once again-

Kai: Reita! ...

Aoi: Leave him, Kai. He just needs to cool off.

Ruki: ...He'll get over it.

Aoi: We should all go to bed. Kai, Yue gave a something before she left. What was it?

Kai: Oh, it's her address.

Ruki: That's right! I'm going to Yue-chan's tomorrow!

Uruha: I'm going too. I want to meet her friend.

Aoi: We're all going. Even Reita.

Kai: Then...should we go to sleep and wait for tomorrow?

Ruki: Sounds good.

-The Gazette boys head to their rooms, very tired from the excitement-


Next time, The Gazette boys pay a visit to the bass player, Yue and they meet a new friend, the rythem guitarist, Rei.

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