Disclaimer: I wish I owned Harry Potter. I'm only in high school! I do own Eloise.

A/N: Just so you know, swearing in my fanfics is rare. There'll be swearing in this b/c of the movie. That's why this is rated M.

Cast:

Hermione-Brian

Eloise-Allison

Cho-Claire

Flint-Andrew

Malfoy-Bender

Seamus-Himself

Filch-Vernon

Lockhart-Carl

(Eloise is wrapped up in her coat and has her head on her bag. Malfoy and Flint are going over Quidditch strategies. Cho is filing her nails)

Malfoy: (to Cho) Have you ever done it? You know what I mean? In a room and praying that no one finds you?

(Cho flips Malfoy off. Hermione gasps in horror)

Malfoy: Such a dirty finger sign from a pretty girl.

(Cho turns around and glares at Malfoy)

Malfoy: What's the spell for summoning?

Cho: Figure it out yourself.

Malfoy: (turns to Seamus) What's the Summoning Spell?

Seamus: To hell if I know.

Hermione: (turns around) If you actually payed attention, you would know it's Accio (covers her mouth but it's too late)

Malfoy: (smirks) Thanks (points wand at door) Accio screw.

(A screw from the door flies to Malfoy's hand. The door slams shut causing Hermione to jump in her seat)

Hermione: (whirls around to face Malfoy) Why did you do that?

Cho: Filch is going to flip a lid.

Filch: (storms into the library) Who closed that door?

Malfoy: How should we know?

Flint: We aren't supposed to move from our seats.

Filch: (to Eloise) Did you take it?

(Eloise lets out a squeak and puts her head down)

Malfoy: (about Eloise, to Filch) She doesn't talk sir.

Filch: Who took the god damn screw!

Malfoy: Screws fall out.

Filch: Next screw to fall out will be you!

Malfoy: Does Snape know you raid his cabinets for his hair supplies?

Filch: 10 points from Slytherin.

Malfoy: Screw you.

Filch: 20 points from Slytherin!

Flint: Chill out!

Filch: 30 points from Slytherin! Want more?

Malfoy: Go to hell!

Flint: Another 30 points. How many is that?

Hermione: 90 points sir.

Filch: (points to Flint) You get up.

Cho: (as Flint gets up) How come he gets to get up?

Seamus: I say if he gets up, we all get up. It'll be anarchy.

Cho: (as Flint and Filch try to wedge a table in front on the door) It won't work.

(The table gets pushed back into the library. Eloise watches in amusement)

Filch: Forget it. Sit back down Mister Flint.

(Flint sits next to Eloise. Malfoy gives his friend a 'What gives?' look)

Filch: Now stay here. (leaves the library)

Hermione: Malfoy, you really like to screw with him don't you?

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