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Visiting Firefight Part 2: Kicking Covenant Butt

"Grif! That was the worst landing ever!" Sarge berated Grif, as he and the others stood outside the building they had crashed into the Unearthed Map. Grif was not going to let Sarge berate him, and said, "That wasn't landing! That was crashing!"

Blake stepped in between the two, and said "Save your arguments for later!"

Ruby looked around. The Unearthed Map was HUGE. She was especially amazed at the huge machinery everywhere. "This looks amazing! Look at that crane! And that building! And that tower!" She went on to take the name of whatever she saw.

Church turned to Weiss, "Could you shut her up? I need to think on what we're gonna do now that Grif wrecked the building that had more ammo for us."

Grif shouted, "It wasn't my fault!"

"…and a stand over there…."

Yang looked at the guys, "Well, look on the bright side! We're in Firefight!"

Simmons added in, "Yeah! Which means now we can add up some real scores!"

"Now don't lose your heads," Church said, "Remember we're still in Firefight, so…."

"Hey look! Angry weird looking people!" Ruby cheered.

A man's voice then said, "Firefight!" Green plasma started flying towards the group, as they dodged the projectiles, and then the man's voice said, "Too many players in this Server. Rerouting…."

Then, in front of Church and Ruby's eyes, Sarge, Simmons, Grif, Blake, Yang, and Weiss disappeared.

Ruby asked, "What happened?"
Then the same voice said, "Firefight! Covenant Forces Inbound. Do not let this zone fall into Covenant hands." Green plasma and blue plasma flew at them, hitting Ruby in the chest and Church right smack in the face.

"Crap! Run!" he screamed.

Beachhead Map

Weiss and Grif materialized. Both looked around, and Grif asked, "Um… what happened?" Weiss was just as confused as he was. Then a man's voice said, "Firefight. Covenant Forces inbound. Do not let this zone fall into Covenant hands."

A huge alien dropship soared over them, and Grunts and Jackals started jumping out of the ship. Weiss, using her rapier, cast a glyph, which launched most of the attackers back upwards in the air. The others that landed aimed at her and started shooting. Weiss, with graceful speed, dodged and slashed, killing all of the aliens. A Grunt's blue blood splashed over her armor, giving a bad smell, "Ugh! This smells worse than Grif!"

Grif argued, "Hey, don't bring the topic of bad smells at me!"

Weiss returned, "Why not? You smell like a dead horse."

The same airship took a second turn, and more aliens jumped out. A Grunt landed on top of Grif, and he started steering him in another direction, and Grif went out of sight. Weiss slashed at the Grunts and Jackals, when a Jackal with a red shield knocked the rapier out of her hand. She dodged as the alien tried hitting her with his weapon, and she kicked him right in the face. The Jackal was down, but jumped back up. Two Grunts backed him up. Weiss then sighed, "You can't win."

A Warthog rammed the aliens. Grif was sitting in it, with Grunt blood all over him, and he said "Sup."

Weiss asked, "What happened to that small alien?"

Grif grunted angrily explained, "So he started riding me, and then we crashed into a dustbin, he fell off, and I had to throw my favorite pack of Oreos at him! My only pack left with me! So he took the bait, and I just ran him over with a Warthog that was nearby."

Weiss pointed out, "You could've just knocked him in the head."

Grif said, "Just get in the jeep."

Weiss hopped in and noticed Grif was taking out a packet of Oreos, which seemed a little dirty.

"Hang on….. is that…."
"What? They still look edible."
"GRIF! THROW THEM AWAY! THEY WERE EATEN BY AN ALIEN THEN THE ALIEN WAS KILLED AND NOW YOUR EATING IT?! ARE YOU NOT AFRAID OF CONTAMINATION?!"

Grif simply took a bite out of an Oreo.

Courtyard Map

Sarge dodged as plasma shot over his head. He then stood up, and said to Blake, "You know, somebody really needs to improve the range of this weapon!" Sarge aimed at the aliens a distance away, and fired, but the shell's spray did not even reach the aliens since the Shotgun's range is pretty limited. Nevertheless, Sarge bravely stood up, and fired at the aliens, saying 'Take that! Take that! Take some of that! Come a little closer and take that!" But seeing how the aliens were not getting any closer (there even came along a Jackal Sniper) and they fired just as fiercely, Sarge sighed, "All right fine. Just take this." He lobbed a grenade, which blew several Grunts and a Jackal up.

"You should get much closer," Blake explained, and fired several shots at the aliens. Sarge then grunted, "That's the right kind of ideas the Red Army needs! For our ancestors' ancestors! ATTACK!" Blake shouted, "I didn't mean THAT close!" Sarge jumped over the railings and ran towards the aliens. A few Grunts panicked, and ran, but got knocked out by Sarge's shotgun fire.

Sarge took a turn around a crate, fired at a Jackal, and said, "There we go! Close range!" He then turned towards a Grunt who was asleep. Sarge immediately knocked it on the head, and said, "I just love how many of these aliens are orange, reminds me of Grif. Makes killing them more enjoyable!"

Then he turned and shot at another Grunt, who spilled blue blood all over the floor. Sarge was outraged.

"BLUE blood?! Great! Now the only thing I hate more than Grif is blue alien blood!"

Sarge then looked above to see another dropship come in, when Blake fired at the engines of the ship, causing it to crash and explode. Blake then looked back at Sarge, "BEHIND YOU!"
She fires a shot that goes the heads of three Grunts in a row.

A Man's voice says, "Triple Kill!"

Blake looks up and sees another airship. As the Jackals started jumping out, Blake jumped up, stepping on the head of one, and then the other, and another, and then reaching the inside of the dropship. Sarge takes cover as the Jackals start shooting. The dropship starts to spin and Blake jumps out, as it crashes into another part of the courtyard. Blake jumps out, and fires at the ring of Jackals, who riase their shields. Blake lands in the midst, slashes and shoots, and kicks one in the groin. The voice again says, "Overkill!" and then "Killing Spree!"

Sarge stares at her, and says, "Never in my life….."
Blake: Sarge, don't say anything stupid, okay?

Sarge: When we return to base, I want you to do the same thing you did to those aliens.

Blake: DO what I did to them? Do to whom?
Sarge: Why, Grif of course!

Glacier Map

Yang fired back at a Brute who fired a Plasma Rifle at her. Simmons, staying crouched behind a rock, looked back, and said, "Look there! A Mongoose!"

Yang looked at the Quadbike, and ran towards it, with Simmons following her. Yang hopped on, with Simmons at the back, shouting, "Oh god! They're coming!" Yang hit the pedals, and the Mongoose shot forward. Yang commented, "Hey! It's not so different from Bumblebee!"

As she drove forward she rammed a group of Grunts out of the way, getting a Triple Kill. Simmons then said, "Slow down! 65% of Road fatalities are from excessive speeding!"

Yang: This is not the time Simmons! Stop back seat driving!
Simmons looked back, "Oh man who knew Grunts were scary when there were so many of them!"

"They're not a problem… but those Hunters are! Brace for impact!"

So this is where I will cut off the chapter. But stay tuned for the next and last one!