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Roses smalltalk:
Once again: Fluff-time!

at RainbowMoon13:
I'm so glad, you like this little story! And, I hope you stay tuned...
I tried to follow your advice about the "he" in this part! Thanks for pointing this out! :)
The grammatical errors: Yes, yes I know they're there and I should eliminate them... *is to lazy though, as she only sees them after posting, even she reads it over about five times while writing*
And, I never could hurt Vanessa (not badly at least)! I like her way to much.
The EVIL acronym will probably revealed in the next chapter.
Wow, that was one of the longest review-answers I ever wrote!

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Perry lifted his head off his pillow and pulled his smartphone out from underneath, as the little vibration announced an incoming text.
The platypus smiled reading Doctor D's name, but as he opened the message Perry's features fell, there where only two words on the screen: Vanessa knows.
The agent shot a quick glance around the empty room – his official owners where at a sleep over – and texted back: I'm coming.
Nobody here would miss him if he would be back before Phineas and Ferb in the middle of the next day.

Perry opened the the door with his key and shaking paws.
He only could assume in which condition his beloved nemesis would be after he had had to deal with Vanessa.
What if the teenager did repulse her dad after finding out?
What if...
He stopped in the middle of the thought as he was gripped by a paw and pulled inside the apartment only to face an almost panicking Vanessa.
"Perry," she pulled him towards the kitchen, "dad blacked out!"
The agents heart dropped, Heinz usually didn't black out, even when he was severely injured...
"You know, it's all my fault," Vanessa stammered, "... I found out... and he... the frying pan... the oil... and I can't find the first aid kit... you're..."
They where in the kitchen now and Vanessa finally let go of his paw so he could take a better look at the unconscious scientist on the floor.
Obviously the the girl wasn't that close to panic as the agent had assumed first, as Heinz was in the recovery position, lab coat under his head and covered with wet towels.
Perry smiled a little as he saw the cell phone clenched in Heinz' left hand – his answer text on screen – and he patted Vanessa's leg comfortingly before he left for the bedroom.

Vanessa watched the platypus darting off and kneeled down by her dads side, murmuring: "Sorry papi... I didn't want this to happen..."
And then Perry was back and pulled with one paw the towels away, while aiming with the other a sort of a ray-gun at her dads injuries.
The goth girl watched in awe as the burnings faded under the ray, only leaving some new, pale and soft skin.
Perry shot her a dashing smile and blew some non existent smoke from the ray-guns barrel before he passed the device to her.
"Healthy-inator 2..." she red aloud.
And this was the moment Doofenshmirtz choose to come back to live with a deep sigh and a dreamily mumbled "Perry..."

He tried to blink away the fog and dizziness while sitting up.
Why he had laid on the floor anyways?
The last thing he could remember was that he wanted text back Perry that only half of his text had gone through and so his blurry vision focused on the cell phone in his hand.
A paw on his cheekbone and a soft chatter let Dr. D jerk his head up to face a smiling Perry the platypus and a little bemused he wondered: "You're here Perry... Vanessa?"
"I'm here papi, and happy you're doing well again..." his daughters voice came from behind as she hugged Heinz, "... sorry for making you freak out, papi. I'm really sorry!"
"Honey," and he turned in her embrace to hug her back,"I'm okay thanks to you and – Perry, I think..."
Vanessa nodded and shot a glance over to the monotreme which stood aside – and with no further thought she reached out for the agent and pulled him in the hug too.

Boxes of Chinese food and a pizza carton were scattered on the couch table between them.
They were the substitute for the healthy meal Doofenshmirtz served to the floor lately instead to his daughter.
Vanessa had ordered them for the three and so they all had ended up in the living room for dinner, Heinz and Perry, side by side on the couch, Vanessa on the recliner and were now watching TV.
Vanessa smiled as she shot a quick look over to the pair on the couch. Somewhere while the movie, her dad had laid down on the couch and Perry had took place on his chest, all rolled up and purring almost inaudible, while Heinz combed his fur.
She had to admit, those two were really cute together.
And she was pretty sure that both would enjoy some alone-time. So she left with a goodnight kiss for her dad and a soft pat on Perry's head: "See you two in the mornin' guys, nighty night!"

Doofenshmirtz looked stunned after his retiring teenage daughter and murmured: "I don't know when and how, but I certainly must have done something really right and good to get such a wonderful child..." he then looked straight into Perry's brown eyes, "... and such a lovable, carrying partner!" giggling he added: "Who beats me up at least once a day!"
The platypus just leaned in and brushed his beak in a lovingly kiss against Doofs lips, purring.
Heinz smiled into the kiss, brought a hand up and pressed Perry deeper into it, coaxing his tongue in touch with the agents, eliciting a small, delicious moan, combined with a purr.
As the kiss broke, they both were panting for air and Doof whispered: "You'd stay over night?"

There was this lean, but strong body in front of him, in his arms and he nuzzled his beak into a well defined shoulder blade, deeply inhaling the mixed scent of them both and their previous activities from last night.
Perry sighed as his body told him that just smelling, wouldn't be enough. He simply had to taste.
And so he started with a soft, almost timid stroke of his tongue along the shoulder blade in front of him.
His taste buds exploded, his body reacted immediately and he ground instinctively against Heinz' back, licking more of the sweet sweat and mixed tastes from the hot skin, lowly purring.
It just tasted so unbelievable good...
He needed more.
And more.
And even more.

Doofenshmirtz awoke to the overwhelming feeling of being licked clean.
He tried to pretend to be still deep asleep, but he failed miserably, then as Perry's rough tongue – vibrating from the purring – glided along his hairline and the platypus' needfully rubbed himself against his back, he couldn't suppress any longer a throaty moan and bent his head to give more access.
It seemed that Perry took this as an encouraging sign and moved his small hips with more vigor while he started to nibble at the smooth skin on the doctors neck.
It took not much longer until Heinz uttered a pleading whimper.

The man in his arms started to squirm, to rub against him and they moaned simultaneously as Perry used his sensitive tail to pet Heinz' lower back.
"Would you," dark, husky, full of need, "stop fooling around..." Doof's breath hitched, "... and just..." the words died in a long, satisfied moan, as the agent slid down and took what the doctor offered.
Perry dug his claws deep in the soft flesh on the doctors hips and pushed forward, his purring increasing into a low, rumbling growl while his thrusts gained in force and speed.
"Oh yes, oh yes, Perry, oh pleeeease..." Heinz' voice toppled over and the words drained into nonsense as Perry lost the rest of his already feeble control and totally gave in to his animalistic side.

"Wow..." Doofenshmirtz turned his head to peer over his shoulder at the worn out platypus, still laying on his rear, "... that was more than a little amazing, pet."
Perry gave his so called nemesis a drowsy wink and a slow chatter.
Moving was just impossible. He could not even feel his feet...
"Would you mind..." and Heinz grabbed the agent, pulled him gently into a hug and kissed the tip of his beak.
Perry thankfully kissed Doofs nose and cuddled then up to the scientist.
Right before drifting off to sleep once more, Heinz mumbled teasingly: "My ass hurts. Curse you, Perry the platypus..."
Perry just chuckled. Oh how much he loved this moron...