Ok so, I realized I may have gone a little overboard with all of the quote-unquote "bullshit antics" and "descriptive story telling" that I put the characters through in the last recap. And because of that, I'm gonna try to take it down a couple notches from this point. Sound good? Alright, let's do this.
So, Red and her friends are trying to make a movie for Gloomsville's "Shitty Camcorder Film Festival" to try and win the prize of "Youngest Morons' Filmmaker Award." (You see why I'm putting this stuff in air quotes, right?)
But right in the middle of an action scene, they're interrupted by this little bat thing named Scaredy Bat(I'm just gonna call him Apu), and he won't stop screaming because he's afraid of a running leaf.
And so, Ginger's like, "Goddamnit, I told you guys not to feed the bat, and now he won't leave! Which one of you retards fed him?!"
And then Skull Boy's all, "Um, this may sound really stupid, but I kinda spilt gravy on myself at lunch earlier. And when I went to wash it off, he pretty much crawled out of the hole in the ceiling and licked me clean...it might not be the real reason why he's staying, but I just thought I'd point that out because he ripped one of my ribs out and I think I need to got to the hospital."
"Skull Boy, you always make it easier and easier for me ta wanna kill you after I finally fuck you."
"Wait, what?"
But then, Apu's like, "Hey, if you can just teach me how ta fly again, I'll totally get outta your guys' hair."
And Red's all, "Wait, if you don't know how to fly, then how the hell'd you get here?"
"Oovoo Javer, duh."
And Iris is like, "Don't you mean, Uber?"
"That's what I said. Oovoo."
"Uh, no. You forgot the b and basically every other letter in the word, you idiot."
Ya know, just because a character has a stereotypical accent, doesn't mean we gotta make fun of it...but damn, is it ever hilarious and easy, am I right? Look, I'm not a racist or homophobic person in the slightest, ya know, ya gotta do what'cha gotta do ta get along in life ethically and sexually. But I find racist jokes funny.
Anyway, Circle Tool Eyes tries killing two birds with one stone by stranding her cat in a tree to get one of two things to happen. One: Apu would fly up and save her. Or two: He would die trying. Doom jumps down herself and he gets stranded, and Red's certain he's dead after that. But when he comes back alive, the others try and either make him fly again or kill him, but nothing works.
So, they kidnap him and get him hopped up on LSD, and the next thing he knows, he wakes up in some smelly metal bucket.
And so, Apu's like, "Am I in a urinal bucket?"
And Skull Boy's all like, "Yeah, Dude! Gotta keep somethin' ta piss in close by when you're drinkin' hardcore whiskey and playin' with your giant, hard-wood...uh, catapult."
Oh, Skull Boy. We all know you wanted ta go a completely different direction with that, and we all would've loved it, to be honest.
So then, Skully launches Apu across the sky to once again either kill him or get him to fly. But like in the last episode, Skull Boy's havin' another one of his little schizophrenic moments where he thinks he's a fuckin' pilot and pretends to navigate Apu from the ground like some five-year-old. Hey, man, we all pretended to be terrorists when we were little. But to me, that's just being selfish because if he wants to find out his heritage, he should at least do it without getting his friends roped into grave danger. Like, c'mon man...that's, like, something I would do.
But as always, Orphan Bones' plan doesn't work, and Apu both crash lands and lives. He ends up suffering from catastrophic brain damage, but he walks it off due to the LSD having numbed all feeling in his body.
And while Apu's still tripping balls, Fire Crotch and the others decide to tie him a noose and throw him off the balcony. But he suddenly goes crazy and totally bites everyone, giving them this new intense acid trip called LSD Rabies. And as she starts seeing rainbows, Red totally jumps off a cliff. But Apu realizes that even though she and the others have been trying to get rid of him, he's still living in their house, so he deus ex machinas and saves Red.
But after saving her, Apu remembers something else, something totally convenient to the plot of this episode and the rest of the series: She's as high as Robert Wadlow's ass right now.
So, Apu's like, "Hey, Ruby, since you guys totally own this house and the food I steal from you, I'm gonna make you a deal. As long as you let me live here for free, I totally sorta won't be a mooching jerk to you and your friends. Sound good?"
And Redhead's just all, "What...uh, totally, bruh...I'm alright with you takin' me in the backdoor...*barfs*"
"I'm glad we could come to an agreement. Also, I appreciate the offer, but I'm totally fuckin' gay, Dude."
