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HIII! I'm sorry but im changing Baseball to Dodgeball… I just had to… hahaha I have 2 more days of school! Yeaaahhh…. So I'm glad people like this… I'm enjoying it as well! ok so chapter 2 here it comes….

A Sports Tournament: Guys vs. Girls

"Where the hell are those pussys?" asked Tatsuki with and exasperated sigh. It was already 12:15 and the guys STILL hadn't shown up. All the girls (Rukia, Orihime, Hinamori, Tatsuki, and Matsumoto) got at the park promptly ay noon. Rukia, Hinamori and Matsumoto borrowed clothes from Orihime and Tatsuki so that they would fit in with the living world's style. (Rukia and Hinamori from Tatsuki and Matsumoto from Orihime… I believe you all know the reason why… if not here's a hint: BOOB SIZE… yeah enough said...). They we're all matching and wearing the same thing; white tank tops and red short shorts. Also, they wore sports bras, just in case it got really hot... and if they needed to make a distraction during the tournament. As if the girls weren't showing enough skin! Anyway the girls finally spotted the guys walking towards the park. They were all wearing the same thing also; white t-shirts and black basketball shorts. Tagging along with the guys were Chad and Ishida.

"You girls ready to lose?" Ichigo asked with a smirk on his face.

"Pshh yeah, like I'll lose to you Ichigo!" Rukia shot back.

"Uhh… Why are Ishida-kun and Sado-kun with you guys?" Orihime asked quickly to change the subject. Ichigo and Rukia were about to kill each other with the looks they were giving.

"Oh, we're just going to watch Inoue-san, besides I can't wait to see Kurosaki get his ass whooped by Kuchiki-san," Ishida answered happily and he held up his video camera. Chad nodded in agreement with what the Quincy said.

"Well then, let's not just keep chatting; we have a tournament to play!" Ikkaku cut in. The group walked to the baseball field, but discovered a problem once they arrived there,

"Closed for renovation?!" Everyone exclaimed. A large sign in front of the field read exactly that.

"What the hell are we gonna do now?" Hitsugaya questioned.

"We could play dodgeball instead!" Tatsuki answered. She put down her sports bag filled with equipment and took out a dodgeball.

"Alright, problem solved, let's go!" Matsumoto said hurriedly. The group migrated to the dodgeball courts. Yumichika stepped in front of the group and took out a few note cards from his pocket. He cleared his voice and began talking.

"O.k. rules for this whole tournament;

1) No shunpo use

2) No demon magic

3) No changing into shinigami form

4) Lastly No murdering anybody is that clear?" the 5th seat of the 11th squad glanced to look at everyone. They in return nodded to show their understanding. "Now then the 1st sport is Dodgeball. The objective of the game is to get all the played on the opposing team 'out'. To do that you must hit the person with a dodgeball without them catching it. If they do catch it however, you get out and the opposing team may let a person who was out from their team back in the game. Is that clear?" Once again the players on both teams nodded in agreement. "Then you are all set to play, get into your positions!" The girls were all at the end of one side of the court while the guys were on the opposite side. Ishida turned on his video camera anxiously waiting for the game to being.

"GO!"

The girls and guys dashed to the center of the court where 4 bright red dodgeballs lay lined up next to each other. Tatsuki, Rukia, Ichigo, and Hitsugaya were all lucky and grabbed a dodgeball. Tatsuki was the first to throw her ball. She aimed it at Renji. He tried to dodge is but…. BAM, he didn't make it in time. The dodgeball hit him squarely in the face.

"HAH! What now?!" Tatsuki yelled out in triumph. Renji was fuming with anger as he made his way off the court, his face red from the balls' impact with his face. Now it was Hitsugaya's chance. He targeted his dodgeball at his own lieutenant, Matsumoto. He threw the ball at her as fast as he could, but unfortunately for him, she caught it just in time.

"Damnit Matsumoto!" a very angered Hitsugaya yelled out.

"Sorry taichou!" his lieutenant replied back in a sickeningly sweet voice. Ichigo was next. He found his opportunity and threw the ball at Tatsuki's legs. WHABAAM! Tatsuki lost her balance and fell to the ground, Ichigo had gotten her!

"You fucking son of a bitch!" she screamed at the orange-haired teen.

"Suckaaa!" was all he said in reply. Ichigo had forgotten that Rukia still had a ball because the next second Ichigo was clutching his crotch. Yes you got it right…. Rukia hit Ichigo right in the balls.

"GOD DAMNIT!!!" Ichigo yelled out in pain. He got down on his knees and hovered over the ground.

"Oh, I am so sorry Kurosaki-san! Did I hurt you?" Rukia said with her fake school girl voice. She was trying to suppress her laughter.

"You fucking bitch… I'll kill you!" Ichigo growled at the small girl. Everyone saw what had happened with Ichigo and they were all (well the girls) laughing their asses off. The girls were having the upper hand in his game, all but Tatsuki were still in the game and Ikkaku was the only one left from the guys' team.

"Come on! I'll take you down!" he told the girls threateningly. Orihime, Matsumoto and Hinamori all held a dodgeball, while Ikkaku only had one.

"Oh, shit…" Ikkaku said when he noticed the odds.

"GO!" shouted Matsumoto to Hinamori and Orihime. They all threw their dodgeballs at the baldy.

One. He dodged the first one.

Two. He dodged the second one by a centimeter.

Three. Ikkaku got hit in his gut by the last ball. He doubled over in pain and was also brought to his knees. The girls cheered for they had won the first game. Their victory over the guys on Dodgeball really boosted up their esteem.

"GAME!" Yumichika stated. "Girls win! Sports tournament 1-0; girls!"

Ikkaku slumped even lower to the ground clutching his stomach.

"I freaaaaking hate you!" he yelled out angrily.

"This isn't over yet!" Renji declared to the girls.

"Yeah, but it will be next game!" Matsumoto replied to the red head, his face was still a little red from the dodgeball hitting his face.

"I caught Kuchiki-san nailing Kurosaki in the nuts!" Ishida told everyone while watching it on his video camera.

"Gee… thanks Ishida… you're oh so freaking awesome" Ichigo said sarcastically, he shot a death glare to Rukia, who in turn flashed him an evil smile.

"You fucking pansies just got PWNED by us!" Tatsuki acknowledged. That remark DEFINITELY made they guys feel much better. All the guys walked with scowls on their faces to where the next game would be held. The basketball courts.

Sorry a little shorter than expected guys… well it is now 12:20 a.m. and I have finals tomorrow… so I'll be working on the next chapter tomorrow haha or… today. I get out of school at 12:11? Yeah so I wrote this just today and a lot of people like it!

Next Chapter: BASKETBALL

Sorry for the people who wanted baseball I liked the idea of dodgeball better… maybe I'll fix it up later… hmm k well NIGHT!

P.s. more hilarious scenes will come up…. I swear this chapter was kinda not as funny as I wanted it to be ohh well!

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