Disclaimer: I don't own Vocaloid cuz I don't, when will ppl understand that?!
Yo, Yo, Yo, I is MikuxLenny and Welcome back to Lovers Conflict!
*Grabs Random Vocaloid*
[ Rin ] Hiya~ How ya doing?!
Fuck off Rin and let's get started!
*Rin flicks me off*
[ Rin ] Forget you M!
Always do.
Warning: This is a MikuxLenny fan fiction, meaning this is most likely going to end up as a smuty lemon, so you have been warned.
I want to know her better, I kept that thought in my head as I approached her.
I walked into the Cafe prepared. Today is the day I get to know "YaoiHands" even better! I directed my character to sit right next to the slender figure, aka "YaoiHands". "YaoiHands" character had a slim frame; she wasn't fat nor skinny just the right size of beautiful. She was still in her school uniform; it makes sense because we just got out of school. Her hair color was a vibrant shade of orange; it was silky and wavy. The flow of her hair reminded me of a sun-dyed stream; smooth and beautiful. Her "best" feature most say were her eyes. Her eyes were twilight; staring only at peoples good, not bad. "YaoiHands" had the most radiant eyes; they were beautiful as if one glance at her eyes can make you melt. Overall "YaoiHands" was damn right gorgeous in anyway. But everyone has flaws, right?
[ YaoiHands ] What took you so long?! You know I don't like waiting!
[ BananaLover ] Sorry my dear princess, I'll have to do better next time.
[ YaoiHands ] Like there is going to be a next time.
I sweat dropped. What should I ask "YaoiHands"?! I was panicking even though this isn't a good time to do so.
[ YaoiHands ] ( You there? )
[ BananaLover ] ( Yeah, sorry about that, my cpu lagged. )
I lied trying to cover up the truth; it was easier than lying in real life since "YaoiHands" can't see me cringing at least.
[ YaoiHands ] ( Thx Gawd, I thought you died or something! )
[ BananaLover ] ( Err, YaoiHands, can I ask you a question? )
[ YaoiHands ] ( Sure, ask away. )
[ BananaLover ] ( Since we knew each other for a long time, a year to be exact, can I ask some IRL questions? )
[ YaoiHands ] ( Funny cuz I was going to do the same thing! And to answer ur question, yes, u can. $w$ )
[ BananaLover ] ( Ok then, how old r u? I'm not a pedophile or anything and if u don't want to tell me I understand. )
I rapidly type while smirking the whole time.
[ YaoiHands ] ( 17, bdays February 17, U? )
[ BananaLover ] ( 17 but turning 18 in two week on December 27th. )
[ YaoiHands ] ( Woah, ur older than me. )
[ BananaLover ] ( Only by a couple of months. )
[ YaoiHands ] ( But still, I thought u would be younger. )
[ BananaLover ] ( What's that supposed to mean? Anyways, I'm the Senpai after all. )
[ YaoiHands ] ( But ur only the Senpai in our Role plays, it can't be IRL! I want to be the UKE! )
[ BananaLover ] ( Wait, What? )
[ YaoiHands ] ( Sorry Banana, but my mum wants me to go to bed now; we can continue this topic tomorrow if u want cuz I'm willing 2. Oh yea, happy early bday to you~ )
[ BananaLover ] ( It's only 10:24, wait, we might be in diff. time zones so never mind. )
[ YaoiHands ] ( It's actually 10:25 in my time zone, we might be in the same area! Ironic but good night!~ )
[ BananaLover ] ( But It's only 10:26 now! )
[ YaoiHands ] ( Oyasumi~~~ ttyl~~~ )
[ BananaLover ] Night...
And just like that "YaoiHands" logged off leaving me online. "Welp," I mumble. "I guess I'll just go to sleep." I logged out of the game; shutting off my computer. I changed out of my school uniform and into my PJ's. I untied my hair letting my blonde hair loose for once. I threw my school bag off my bed then turned off the lights. Quickly I turned on my banana night light to keep the dark away from me. I laid on my banana shaped pillow then drifted off to sleep; dreaming of who knows what.
~Morning~
Yawn. I checked my alarm clock a second later after I woke up to be surprised. "I-ITS 8:02! SCHOOL STARTS IN 28 MINUTES!" I nearly yelled as I rushed out of my room to the nearest bathroom in my house; the upstairs bathroom. Towel in one hand while the other was unoccupied, I ran to the bathroom that was right across my room.
( His room is upstairs so da bathroom nearest to his room is the upstairs bathroom, sorry if dat doesn't make sense. )
"Rin, get out of the bathroom!"
"Wait your turn, Len."
"It is my turn!" I was getting later and later by the second, Rin really had to get out the bathroom or else I'll be hella late.
"You snooze you lose."
"Cut the crap Rin! You stupid-ass!" I ran downstairs to the downstairs bathroom and took a quick ten minute shower trying to forget the "she-devil" Rin.
"Her ass better hurry up next time." I mutter as I finished dressing into my school uniform. I rushed back up stairs into the upstairs bathroom to find Rin gone; leaving one bobby pin behind. I was happy I didn't go to school with her because hell would be brought onto earth if that happened but luckily I didn't, I thought as I finished styling my hair for the day. I charged into my room to grab my school bag then to the dinning room for my toast. ( so shoujo ) I bolted for the front door as I had difficulty putting on my shoes. I locked the front door securely then start running to the school with the toast still dangling in my mouth.
I don't know who fault it was but when I was feeling all "Toast Boy" today an accident occurred; sending my toast flying from my mouth to somewhere on the street and I, the victim, falling on the floor.
"The floor isn't that hard," I thought out loud. "It's kinda squishy."
Just then I realized I didn't fall on the floor instead I fell on someone, literally! Our chest crashed together as I notice our lips were only a few centimeters away; I felt the persons warm breath hover over my face as I laid on the person in a rather awkward way. My crotch touched what seemed to be the persons private area as my wrist was roughly grabbed; probably because the person didn't want my hands to go in awkward places just like my other body parts.
"S-Sorry but can you please move?" A familiar voice rung in my ears as I swiftly got off of the person.
"I'm sorry about that." I bow my head in apology still shutting my eyes close.
"It's okay Len, It didn't hurt that bad."
My eyes flung open as I studied the figure. I-It was...
( Trolalalalalalalalalala, I'm evil but ya'll probably know who it is, *cries*. Stay tuned fo the next chapter, I hope it's good~, to be honest I randomly write the stories and there's not really anything I'm basing the story off of so it will be crazy! And I will try to make the next chapter not boring; I just suck at making stories, Welp I hope you like the cliff hanger. )
-MikuxLenny Outz
