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The Espada Chatroom 2
(NotanEmo has signed in)
NotanEmo: …
NotanEmo: Hello? Anyone here?
NotanEmo: …phew
NotanEmo: Okay, Well to start out with, someone has stolen my diary! The most precious thing in the world has been taken!!!
NotanEmo: Whatever ignorant fool has committed this intolerable act, will pay. I swear upon everything I am they. Will. Pay.
NotanEmo: And u know I love/worship, Aizen-sama and all that, I mean he is my god and all. But man, he can be a bitch sometimes!
NotanEmo: …crap, now I sound like Grimmjow….
NotanEmo: Sill I do EVERYTHING around here! I cook, and clean, and do laundry, and even babysit their prisoners! And this is the type of thanks I get?! Well no thank u!
NotanEmo: Let's start at the beginning of the day, and you'll see what I'm talking about.
NotanEmo: the day started out pretty normal, we had all just finish eating breakfast, and I had just finished doing the dishes (U may be asking why we Arrancar r even eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner, but that is simply becouse Aizen-sama wishes for us to do so, I don't even remember the reason anymore. Heavens forbid HE does some of the cooking though. Of course he does make that damn awful tea, but that doesn't count!). I was walking back to my room, when Gin came by smiling like the creeper he is and said Aizen wanted to see me.
NotanEmo: I being the dutiful espada that I am of course had no complaints at that point in time. Then he just had to go and ask that, and just so u know I might, might have over reacted a bit but still! I do everything! Ulquiorra," He said "Do u know where my sock is?"
NotanEmo: Me: …
NotanEmo: Internal me: Why the !###!#V# did he think I would Know?! On ur FOOT maybe?! I did the laundry, but I don't put up the clothes! They can do at least that much right?!
NotanEmo: (Breath in Breath out) Well anyways of course I never said any of that I simply said, "No, Aizen-sama I do not know where ur sock is."
NotanEmo: And can u believe he actually had the nerve to insinuate I was being disrespectful. ME. Disrespectful. That just doesn't even make sense!
NotanEmo: Then as I was walking back I had the extreme pleasure of meeting with the blue haired wonder. Not. I was to my extreme displeasure that I bumped into him on my way to my room. He of course called me an Emo boy. Which I am not, Look at the name. Does it say Emoboy? NO, it says NotanEmo. Emphasis on the NOT.
NotanEmo: Shortly after I passed by Nnoitra who asked me if I had done the women yet (Of course I had not, and had no intentions of yet doing such a thing), he called me Emo boy too. Really do they have NO creative names!?
NotanEmo: Then of course Gin was next; I mean that was only to be expected. His GREETING was 'hey how's our little emo today' I was just able to hold in enough sanity to walk away.
NotanEmo: Still walking back to my room (which was very far away) I ran across Harribel, who asked me about her makeup. She was implying I stole it again, and by doing that was implying I was EMO as well. Okay now that I think about it, I might have over reacted a smidge, but just a smidge. Anyways I went postal.
NotanEmo: so now I am hiding in a closet, typing my feelings out in a chatroom with no one in it.
NotanEmo: so yea. I'm not crazy! Of course Grimmjow, and Nnoitra seem to think I am, and I have a feeling a few of the other espada coughszayelcoughstarkcough, think I'm crazy as well. Well guess what I have to say to that?
(Sleepyhead21 has signed on)
NotanEmo: Fuck them!
Sleepyhead21: …
NotanEmo: …
Sleepyhead21: Ulquiorra r u alright?
NotanEmo: of course, trash. I'm not crazy. Do u think I'm crazy? You'd better not be thinking I'm crazy.
Sleepyhead21: uhm, No?
NotanEmo: Becouse I'll cut u in ur sleep, and considering who u are it shouldn't be too hard to find u in ur sleep.
Sleepyhead21: …
(Catnip55 has signed on)
Sleepyhead21: Oh, thank Aizen-sama someone else is here.
Catnip55: Dude, never mind that, have u guys seen Aizen? He's furious!
Sleepyhead21: Why?
Catnip55: not a clue but it's pretty funny.
(Iluvwater has signed on)
NotanEmo: I never got to that part but I had sabotaged Aizen-sama's tea cup collection, and threw away all his precious tea for revenge. Very unlike me, but it had to be done. So now I'm hiding in a closet, with a mad man after me.
Iluvwater: what the heck.
Sleepyhead21: I have no clue.
Catnip55: That. Is. Awesome!! Maybe Ur not such a stick in the mud Emo boy!
NotanEmo: …
NotanEmo: I am not an emo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catnip55: uh…okay
(YaHSping has signed on)
YaHSping: Hey what's up?
Sleepyhead21: Yammy?
Catnip55: Rofl Dude that's an even worse name than the first!
YaHSping: shut up! U guys were making fun of the last one! I thought this would be better.
Iluvwater: YaHSping? U thought THAT was better?
NotanEmo: A trashy name fits trash.
YaHSping: I'm telling Orihime u guys r picking on me!
(YaHSping has signed off)
Catnip55: …
Iluvwater: …
Sleepyhead21: …
NotanEmo: …crap.
(Nightprincess01 has signed on)
Nightprincess01: What r u guys doing picking on my new best friend?
Sleepyhead21: Uh, We didn't mean to?
Nightprincess01: Oh? And how do u not mean to pick on someone?
Sleepyhead21: Uh
Catnip55: Shit, women he's not a baby! He can take care of himself! Let him fight his own fights!
Iluvwater: Grimmjow that might not be the best ideal…
Catnip55: He doesn't need u holding his hand, and he doesn't need u to fight his fights for him! Now why don't u go back to that little room of yours and go play dress up like a good little girl! Go on! Shoo!
(All is quite)
Sleepyhead21: Where'd she go?
Iluvwater: I swear Grimmjow; if she comes back with another song someone is getting castrated!
Catnip55: uhm… I'm guessing it's me getting castrated?
Iluvwater: What do u think?
NotanEmo: Wait- quite. I hear something.
Iluvwater: …
Sleepyhead21: Ulquiorra, this is an online chat… we can't make any noise by typing…
NotanEmo: Shhh! I think it's a chainsaw, some screaming, oh, oh, that's just…. That's just not right.
NotanEmo: oh, oh, make it stop!
Catnip55: Dude, where the fuck r u?
NotanEmo: Okay, okay, it's stopped for now.
Sleepyhead21:…
(Yammy,Hammy,andSpamming has signed on)
Iluvwater: U changed ur name back, I see.
Yammy,Hammy,andSpamming: I will not conform to u!
Iluvwater: …
Catnip55: okay coughcrazycough
(Spoonman71 has signed on)
Spoonman71: What's crackalackin?
Catnip55: Crackalackin?
Spoonman71: yea u know from Madagascar?
NotanEmo: …
Spoonman71: Come on dude!
Catnip55:Isn't that a Disney movie?
Spoonman71: So what?
Catnip 55: and a cartoon?
Spoonman71: yea
Catnip55: about talking animals?
Spoonman71: …
Catnip55: lol, ur a wuss man!
Spoonman71: Oh yea? And what about u? How would u know all that about the movie if you've never seen it?
Catnip55: crap
NotanEmo: trash
Catnip55: what did u call me?!
NotanEmo: r u blind? Trash
Nightprincess01: Yammy NOW, while their distracted! It's time to extract revenge!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
NotanEmo: …
Iluvwater: …
Catnip55: …
Spoonman71: …
Sleepyhead21: …
Spoonman71: Nothing's happening
Sleepyhead21:a;lerihaldsnfla;skthuoiwasdkfja;lkdsnfwiefadsfo;iewafjaigj
Catnip55: Mother of Pearl!!! Did u kill Stark?! Oh, Aizen-sama No! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iluvwater: Grimmjow?
Catnip55: Call the ambulance! And order some Wine and Cheese to go with it!
NotanEmo: R u alright?
Catnip55: Don't forget the pepperonis this time! I want my pep's!
Spoonman71: I have this sneaking suspicion that he's on the nip again.
Iluvwater: He was perfectly fine a few minutes ago.
NotanEmo: Stupidity has reached a whole new level called 'Grimmjow'- trash.
Nightprincess01: Uhm…Yammy? Where r u big guy?
Spoonman71: give it up women, he ditched ya, get over it.
NotanEmo: that or he actually did go to kill Stark
Iluvwater: I hope to Aizen-sama that's not what happened. I don't want to be the only sane one here.
NotanEmo: what about me?
Iluvwater: Ulquiorra, u go on an hour long rant every day about being the maid, have stolen my make-up more times than I can count, and are currently hiding in a closet. Ur not the sanest person I've ever met.
NotanEmo: :(
Catnip55: Smiley faces attack! :), :D, :(, -_-, XD, (_), =), +_+, ;), O,O ,(^_^), TT_TT ( :- ), O.o, :), :^), :-E, :---), :P, :(, :3 :-( , =-( =0 ;-) =-o, {:-) *_* ===) ;-0, T_T, B), =^_^= ^-^ o(T_T)o (ToT) b(^_^)d 0o0 6_6 T-T B-3 o.o C(0.o)D ;0) (`,,`) 8======D O= !_! 8-) (^_^)
Iluvwater: Awesome.
Yammy,Hammy,andSpamming: Okay, when do we attack?
Nightprincess01: You're too late, their onto us.
NIghtprincess01: Come on my minion back to the Orihime lair! We must plot our vengeance! I will rule this world yet!
(Iseeu has signed on)
Iseeu: Oh, no u don't! That's my gig I had it first!
(Nightprincess01 has signed off)
(Yammy,Hammy,andSpamming has signed off)
(Iseeu has signed off)
Iluvwater: I'm no longer sure who I should be worrying about the most…
Spoonman71: did they actually kill Stark
Iluvwater: …shit
Catnip55: Starks dead, Starks dead, Starks dead
Sleepyhead21: Will someone please shut him up! He's annoying the hell out of me!
Iluvwater: You're alive!
NotanEmo: Why can you hear him?
Sleepyhead21: I dunno he- wait a second! Grimmjow get the Fuck out of my bathroom!
Catnip55: Nu uh
(Foxylove has signed on)
Spoonman71: please tell me that's not who I think it is.
Foxylove: Hello ^_^
Iluvwater: it is.
Spoonman71: Shit, Gin what the hell r u doing here?
Foxylove: Eh? U're not happy ta see me? :C
Catnip55: technically speaking we can't see u.
Sleepyhead21: Grimmjow get out of there!
Catnip55: Niet!
Foxylove: hm, what's goin' on?
Iluvwater: Grimmjow's high and is hiding in Starks bathroom
Sleepyhead21: Grimmjow, if u don't come out of there in 5 seconds I'm bustin down the door and coming in after you!
Catnip55: Nu uh!!!!
(The_Mad_Scientist has signed on)
The_Mad_Scientist: what's going on?
Sleepyhead21: 1
The_Mad_Scientist: I don't get it.
Foxylove: Grimmy-kitty's been eatin' some kittynip and has locked himself in Starky-chans bathroom.
Sleepyhead21: 2
Catnip55: na, na, na, na, na, na
Iluvwater: I hate my life.
Sleepyhead21: 3
The_Mad_Scientist: This is a little weird, interesting, but weird.
NotanEmo: Trash
Spoonman71: who?
NotanEmo: all of u
Sleepyhead21: 4
Foxylove: That ain't very nice Ulqui-chan
Spoonman71: is he ever nice?
Iluvwater: at least he can be polite.
Spoonman71: what's that suppose to mean?!
Iluvwater: u know what it's supposed to mean.
Sleepyhead21: 5
Sleepyhead21: okay that's it.
(BAM)
(Shaking of building)
NotanEmo: aslkdfnei
Iluvwater: what just happened?!
Spoonman72: I don't know!
Sleepyhead21: it wasn't me.
Catnip55: not me
Foxylove: I believe that was Aizen-san, he seems a bit mad now doesn't he…
Sleepyhead21: uhm guys what happened to Ulquiorra?
NotanEmo: I'm fine, just fell of my stool.
The_Mad_Scientist: Guys I think I just heard something fall in my closet
Iluvwater: Szayel, do not try and experiment on it.
The_Mad_Scientist: actually that's a great idea!
Iluvwater: What? No wait that a terrible ideal!
Foxylove: Eh, it's a wonderful ideal, for all we know it could very well be from the human world.
The_Mad_Scientist: really? U think it is?
Foxylove: who knows, something could have come through one of the garganta's.
The_Mad_Scientist: True…true
Foxylove: I would move quickly if I were you, or it'll get away.
The_Mad_Scientist: Right.
Iluvwater: Wait Szayel, it's not from the human world!
(The_Mad_Scientist has signed off)
NotanEmo: Um guys something's moving around outside.
Spoonman71: Dude I would be getting out of there if I were u.
NotanEmo: Why would you- Ah! Wait- stop, that's not- AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(NotanEmo has signed out)
Iluvwater: Why did u do that?!
Spoonman71: Do what?!
Iluvwater: I'm not talking to u!
Foxylove: I was just helpin' out an old friend
Spoonman71: Sorry but I don't think any of the Arrancar r ur friend, other then maybe Luppi, but Grimmjow killed him…
Catnip55: FRUIT LOOPS?! Where?!?!?!?!?!
Sleepyhead21: Grimmjow get out of there!
Iluvwater: Ulquiorra was the one in the closet!
Foxylove: I knew that, silly He, he, he, he.
Catnip55: Give me my LOOPS! The evil monkeys r taken my LOOPS!
Sleepyhead21: Ow! Grimmjow stop biting me! I am not a monkey!!!!
Foxylove: Ahe, he, he, he, he, ho, ho, ho, ho
Spoonman71: Yea, I think I'm gonna go now…
(Spoonman71 has signed off)
Iluvwater: U're all crazy!
(Iluvwater has signed off)
Foxylove: Bye, bye, Grimmy-kitty, Starky-chan
(Foxylove has signed off)
Catnip55: Run Away, Run Away, the Evil Monkeys are after us!!!!!
(Catnip55 has signed off)
Sleepyhead21: Grimmjow get back here!
Sleepyhead21: Huff, huff, I need to start running some more.
End
