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The Espada Chatroom 2

(NotanEmo has signed in)

NotanEmo: …

NotanEmo: Hello? Anyone here?

NotanEmo: …phew

NotanEmo: Okay, Well to start out with, someone has stolen my diary! The most precious thing in the world has been taken!!!

NotanEmo: Whatever ignorant fool has committed this intolerable act, will pay. I swear upon everything I am they. Will. Pay.

NotanEmo: And u know I love/worship, Aizen-sama and all that, I mean he is my god and all. But man, he can be a bitch sometimes!

NotanEmo: …crap, now I sound like Grimmjow….

NotanEmo: Sill I do EVERYTHING around here! I cook, and clean, and do laundry, and even babysit their prisoners! And this is the type of thanks I get?! Well no thank u!

NotanEmo: Let's start at the beginning of the day, and you'll see what I'm talking about.

NotanEmo: the day started out pretty normal, we had all just finish eating breakfast, and I had just finished doing the dishes (U may be asking why we Arrancar r even eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner, but that is simply becouse Aizen-sama wishes for us to do so, I don't even remember the reason anymore. Heavens forbid HE does some of the cooking though. Of course he does make that damn awful tea, but that doesn't count!). I was walking back to my room, when Gin came by smiling like the creeper he is and said Aizen wanted to see me.

NotanEmo: I being the dutiful espada that I am of course had no complaints at that point in time. Then he just had to go and ask that, and just so u know I might, might have over reacted a bit but still! I do everything! Ulquiorra," He said "Do u know where my sock is?"

NotanEmo: Me: …

NotanEmo: Internal me: Why the !###!#V# did he think I would Know?! On ur FOOT maybe?! I did the laundry, but I don't put up the clothes! They can do at least that much right?!

NotanEmo: (Breath in Breath out) Well anyways of course I never said any of that I simply said, "No, Aizen-sama I do not know where ur sock is."

NotanEmo: And can u believe he actually had the nerve to insinuate I was being disrespectful. ME. Disrespectful. That just doesn't even make sense!

NotanEmo: Then as I was walking back I had the extreme pleasure of meeting with the blue haired wonder. Not. I was to my extreme displeasure that I bumped into him on my way to my room. He of course called me an Emo boy. Which I am not, Look at the name. Does it say Emoboy? NO, it says NotanEmo. Emphasis on the NOT.

NotanEmo: Shortly after I passed by Nnoitra who asked me if I had done the women yet (Of course I had not, and had no intentions of yet doing such a thing), he called me Emo boy too. Really do they have NO creative names!?

NotanEmo: Then of course Gin was next; I mean that was only to be expected. His GREETING was 'hey how's our little emo today' I was just able to hold in enough sanity to walk away.

NotanEmo: Still walking back to my room (which was very far away) I ran across Harribel, who asked me about her makeup. She was implying I stole it again, and by doing that was implying I was EMO as well. Okay now that I think about it, I might have over reacted a smidge, but just a smidge. Anyways I went postal.

NotanEmo: so now I am hiding in a closet, typing my feelings out in a chatroom with no one in it.

NotanEmo: so yea. I'm not crazy! Of course Grimmjow, and Nnoitra seem to think I am, and I have a feeling a few of the other espada coughszayelcoughstarkcough, think I'm crazy as well. Well guess what I have to say to that?

(Sleepyhead21 has signed on)

NotanEmo: Fuck them!

Sleepyhead21: …

NotanEmo: …

Sleepyhead21: Ulquiorra r u alright?

NotanEmo: of course, trash. I'm not crazy. Do u think I'm crazy? You'd better not be thinking I'm crazy.

Sleepyhead21: uhm, No?

NotanEmo: Becouse I'll cut u in ur sleep, and considering who u are it shouldn't be too hard to find u in ur sleep.

Sleepyhead21: …

(Catnip55 has signed on)

Sleepyhead21: Oh, thank Aizen-sama someone else is here.

Catnip55: Dude, never mind that, have u guys seen Aizen? He's furious!

Sleepyhead21: Why?

Catnip55: not a clue but it's pretty funny.

(Iluvwater has signed on)

NotanEmo: I never got to that part but I had sabotaged Aizen-sama's tea cup collection, and threw away all his precious tea for revenge. Very unlike me, but it had to be done. So now I'm hiding in a closet, with a mad man after me.

Iluvwater: what the heck.

Sleepyhead21: I have no clue.

Catnip55: That. Is. Awesome!! Maybe Ur not such a stick in the mud Emo boy!

NotanEmo: …

NotanEmo: I am not an emo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Catnip55: uh…okay

(YaHSping has signed on)

YaHSping: Hey what's up?

Sleepyhead21: Yammy?

Catnip55: Rofl Dude that's an even worse name than the first!

YaHSping: shut up! U guys were making fun of the last one! I thought this would be better.

Iluvwater: YaHSping? U thought THAT was better?

NotanEmo: A trashy name fits trash.

YaHSping: I'm telling Orihime u guys r picking on me!

(YaHSping has signed off)

Catnip55: …

Iluvwater: …

Sleepyhead21: …

NotanEmo: …crap.

(Nightprincess01 has signed on)

Nightprincess01: What r u guys doing picking on my new best friend?

Sleepyhead21: Uh, We didn't mean to?

Nightprincess01: Oh? And how do u not mean to pick on someone?

Sleepyhead21: Uh

Catnip55: Shit, women he's not a baby! He can take care of himself! Let him fight his own fights!

Iluvwater: Grimmjow that might not be the best ideal…

Catnip55: He doesn't need u holding his hand, and he doesn't need u to fight his fights for him! Now why don't u go back to that little room of yours and go play dress up like a good little girl! Go on! Shoo!

(All is quite)

Sleepyhead21: Where'd she go?

Iluvwater: I swear Grimmjow; if she comes back with another song someone is getting castrated!

Catnip55: uhm… I'm guessing it's me getting castrated?

Iluvwater: What do u think?

NotanEmo: Wait- quite. I hear something.

Iluvwater: …

Sleepyhead21: Ulquiorra, this is an online chat… we can't make any noise by typing…

NotanEmo: Shhh! I think it's a chainsaw, some screaming, oh, oh, that's just…. That's just not right.

NotanEmo: oh, oh, make it stop!

Catnip55: Dude, where the fuck r u?

NotanEmo: Okay, okay, it's stopped for now.

Sleepyhead21:…

(Yammy,Hammy,andSpamming has signed on)

Iluvwater: U changed ur name back, I see.

Yammy,Hammy,andSpamming: I will not conform to u!

Iluvwater: …

Catnip55: okay coughcrazycough

(Spoonman71 has signed on)

Spoonman71: What's crackalackin?

Catnip55: Crackalackin?

Spoonman71: yea u know from Madagascar?

NotanEmo: …

Spoonman71: Come on dude!

Catnip55:Isn't that a Disney movie?

Spoonman71: So what?

Catnip 55: and a cartoon?

Spoonman71: yea

Catnip55: about talking animals?

Spoonman71: …

Catnip55: lol, ur a wuss man!

Spoonman71: Oh yea? And what about u? How would u know all that about the movie if you've never seen it?

Catnip55: crap

NotanEmo: trash

Catnip55: what did u call me?!

NotanEmo: r u blind? Trash

Nightprincess01: Yammy NOW, while their distracted! It's time to extract revenge!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!

NotanEmo: …

Iluvwater: …

Catnip55: …

Spoonman71: …

Sleepyhead21: …

Spoonman71: Nothing's happening

Sleepyhead21:a;lerihaldsnfla;skthuoiwasdkfja;lkdsnfwiefadsfo;iewafjaigj

Catnip55: Mother of Pearl!!! Did u kill Stark?! Oh, Aizen-sama No! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iluvwater: Grimmjow?

Catnip55: Call the ambulance! And order some Wine and Cheese to go with it!

NotanEmo: R u alright?

Catnip55: Don't forget the pepperonis this time! I want my pep's!

Spoonman71: I have this sneaking suspicion that he's on the nip again.

Iluvwater: He was perfectly fine a few minutes ago.

NotanEmo: Stupidity has reached a whole new level called 'Grimmjow'- trash.

Nightprincess01: Uhm…Yammy? Where r u big guy?

Spoonman71: give it up women, he ditched ya, get over it.

NotanEmo: that or he actually did go to kill Stark

Iluvwater: I hope to Aizen-sama that's not what happened. I don't want to be the only sane one here.

NotanEmo: what about me?

Iluvwater: Ulquiorra, u go on an hour long rant every day about being the maid, have stolen my make-up more times than I can count, and are currently hiding in a closet. Ur not the sanest person I've ever met.

NotanEmo: :(

Catnip55: Smiley faces attack! :), :D, :(, -_-, XD, (_), =), +_+, ;), O,O ,(^_^), TT_TT ( :- ), O.o, :), :^), :-E, :---), :P, :(, :3 :-( , =-( =0 ;-) =-o, {:-) *_* ===) ;-0, T_T, B), =^_^= ^-^ o(T_T)o (ToT) b(^_^)d 0o0 6_6 T-T B-3 o.o C(0.o)D ;0) (`,,`) 8======D O= !_! 8-) (^_^)

Iluvwater: Awesome.

Yammy,Hammy,andSpamming: Okay, when do we attack?

Nightprincess01: You're too late, their onto us.

NIghtprincess01: Come on my minion back to the Orihime lair! We must plot our vengeance! I will rule this world yet!

(Iseeu has signed on)

Iseeu: Oh, no u don't! That's my gig I had it first!

(Nightprincess01 has signed off)

(Yammy,Hammy,andSpamming has signed off)

(Iseeu has signed off)

Iluvwater: I'm no longer sure who I should be worrying about the most…

Spoonman71: did they actually kill Stark

Iluvwater: …shit

Catnip55: Starks dead, Starks dead, Starks dead

Sleepyhead21: Will someone please shut him up! He's annoying the hell out of me!

Iluvwater: You're alive!

NotanEmo: Why can you hear him?

Sleepyhead21: I dunno he- wait a second! Grimmjow get the Fuck out of my bathroom!

Catnip55: Nu uh

(Foxylove has signed on)

Spoonman71: please tell me that's not who I think it is.

Foxylove: Hello ^_^

Iluvwater: it is.

Spoonman71: Shit, Gin what the hell r u doing here?

Foxylove: Eh? U're not happy ta see me? :C

Catnip55: technically speaking we can't see u.

Sleepyhead21: Grimmjow get out of there!

Catnip55: Niet!

Foxylove: hm, what's goin' on?

Iluvwater: Grimmjow's high and is hiding in Starks bathroom

Sleepyhead21: Grimmjow, if u don't come out of there in 5 seconds I'm bustin down the door and coming in after you!

Catnip55: Nu uh!!!!

(The_Mad_Scientist has signed on)

The_Mad_Scientist: what's going on?

Sleepyhead21: 1

The_Mad_Scientist: I don't get it.

Foxylove: Grimmy-kitty's been eatin' some kittynip and has locked himself in Starky-chans bathroom.

Sleepyhead21: 2

Catnip55: na, na, na, na, na, na

Iluvwater: I hate my life.

Sleepyhead21: 3

The_Mad_Scientist: This is a little weird, interesting, but weird.

NotanEmo: Trash

Spoonman71: who?

NotanEmo: all of u

Sleepyhead21: 4

Foxylove: That ain't very nice Ulqui-chan

Spoonman71: is he ever nice?

Iluvwater: at least he can be polite.

Spoonman71: what's that suppose to mean?!

Iluvwater: u know what it's supposed to mean.

Sleepyhead21: 5

Sleepyhead21: okay that's it.

(BAM)

(Shaking of building)

NotanEmo: aslkdfnei

Iluvwater: what just happened?!

Spoonman72: I don't know!

Sleepyhead21: it wasn't me.

Catnip55: not me

Foxylove: I believe that was Aizen-san, he seems a bit mad now doesn't he…

Sleepyhead21: uhm guys what happened to Ulquiorra?

NotanEmo: I'm fine, just fell of my stool.

The_Mad_Scientist: Guys I think I just heard something fall in my closet

Iluvwater: Szayel, do not try and experiment on it.

The_Mad_Scientist: actually that's a great idea!

Iluvwater: What? No wait that a terrible ideal!

Foxylove: Eh, it's a wonderful ideal, for all we know it could very well be from the human world.

The_Mad_Scientist: really? U think it is?

Foxylove: who knows, something could have come through one of the garganta's.

The_Mad_Scientist: True…true

Foxylove: I would move quickly if I were you, or it'll get away.

The_Mad_Scientist: Right.

Iluvwater: Wait Szayel, it's not from the human world!

(The_Mad_Scientist has signed off)

NotanEmo: Um guys something's moving around outside.

Spoonman71: Dude I would be getting out of there if I were u.

NotanEmo: Why would you- Ah! Wait- stop, that's not- AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(NotanEmo has signed out)

Iluvwater: Why did u do that?!

Spoonman71: Do what?!

Iluvwater: I'm not talking to u!

Foxylove: I was just helpin' out an old friend

Spoonman71: Sorry but I don't think any of the Arrancar r ur friend, other then maybe Luppi, but Grimmjow killed him…

Catnip55: FRUIT LOOPS?! Where?!?!?!?!?!

Sleepyhead21: Grimmjow get out of there!

Iluvwater: Ulquiorra was the one in the closet!

Foxylove: I knew that, silly He, he, he, he.

Catnip55: Give me my LOOPS! The evil monkeys r taken my LOOPS!

Sleepyhead21: Ow! Grimmjow stop biting me! I am not a monkey!!!!

Foxylove: Ahe, he, he, he, he, ho, ho, ho, ho

Spoonman71: Yea, I think I'm gonna go now…

(Spoonman71 has signed off)

Iluvwater: U're all crazy!

(Iluvwater has signed off)

Foxylove: Bye, bye, Grimmy-kitty, Starky-chan

(Foxylove has signed off)

Catnip55: Run Away, Run Away, the Evil Monkeys are after us!!!!!

(Catnip55 has signed off)

Sleepyhead21: Grimmjow get back here!

Sleepyhead21: Huff, huff, I need to start running some more.

End