I don't own Bleach or this fairy tale! XD

a/n: Thanks for everyone who reviewed in the last chappie : D I have lots of ideas now! I don't think this one is as good...so please still try and enjoy is possible : 3


Chapter 2: Little Green Riding Hood (Little Red Riding Hood)

"Ulquiorra dear, would you be so kind to take this gift for your sick grandpa living in the woods? It would be greatly appreciated." Halibel handed Ulquiorra a basket with fruit, books and other gifts.

"Of course, mother. You don't need to ask." Without hesitation, Ulquiorra took the basket and left for the woods.

"Take care, dear!" Halibel waved and wished him a safe trip.

"I will!" Ulquiorra skipped happily into the woods. Little did he know what was in store for him…


"I'm pretty sure grandpa's house is around here…I must've gotten lost. Oh dear, what should I do?" Ulquiorra looked around for any place that seemed familiar. He was sure he took the right turn…maybe.

"Hey little boy, are you lost?" A wolf came from around the trees, with small eyes, and a gigantic grin.

Ulquiorra gasped. "Who…who are you? No…What are you?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, how rude! I am a wolf, and my name is Gin. Gin Ichimaru. And you are?"

Ulquiorra was completely shocked to the point of no return. What. The. Heck. Was all Ulquiorra could think of. First of all, a random retard wolf appears out of nowhere. Secondly, the THING is talking to him. Great. Now what should he do?

"I'm Ulquiorra." Ulquiorra was trying to avoid this…thing as much as he could. He hoped he would be able to lose him, but Gin was more persistent than he thought. He had a sick grandpa to tend to.

"Oh, how cute. Say, where were you planning to go, little boy? You do seem lost. Maybe I can help." Gin opened his eyes a little, yellow slits now glaring at Ulquiorra. But Ulquiorra was no fool…maybe.

"Oh! You'll help me? Sure! I need to get to my grandpa's house. Can you take me there?" Ulquiorra pointed in the direction he thought his grandpa's house was.

"Huh?! Well, um…sure…" One, Gin had not expected Ulquiorra to agree so hastily. Two, he had no idea where the fuck Ulquiorra's grandpa's house was, so he was in dip shit. Three, in actual fact, he didn't even know where he was now. He just followed Ulquiorra 'cause he seemed tasty. Maybe if he took the boy to his grandpa's house, then he could get two meals.


"Thank you, Gin-san! Now I can see my grandpa. See you some other day." Ulquiorra waved at the wolf and said bye.

"Oh, no problem. Just doing what I can to help you, little boy." Gin turned around with a smug grin, having evil plans in his mind.


Ulquiorra entered his grandpa's house. There on the bed lay a sick man, with brown hair. He looked green and frail.

"Grandfather Aizen, are you feeling ok? I've brought some gifts for you from mother." Ulquiorra placed the basket on Aizen's bed table. There was no reply from Aizen.

"…? Grandfather Ai----EEEEEEYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Ichimaru had popped out of nowhere and had just randomly eaten Aizen. What. The. Fuck.

"Hnnn…I don't fancy eating an old fart, however I don't get meals often, so it tasted alright, I guess." He shot Ulquiorra a stare, meaning he was next. But just then…

BAM!

The room wall came down. A man with a chainsaw came in.

"Sorry! I was chopping down trees and I accidently mistook this wall of your house for a tree! I'll just be leaving now--." The blue haired man was going to walk out.

"STOP!!!!" Ulquiorra screamed. He certainly wasn't going to let these two fags 1) Destroy his grandpa's house. 2) Let his grandpa be eaten.

"What? Do you want me to kill the wolf?" The blue haired man turned around to look back at Ulquiorra. "I could use a new coat."

Without another thought, the blue haired man killed (well, not really) the wolf and took away Ulquiorra with him.


Aizen's point of view: "That son of a bitch left me and took off with his boyfriend! You outta teach him a lesson! You're his mother! Those kids these days and their fantasies, relationships, technology and their…"

"…You can stop now." Halibel hung the phone up.


And Grimmjow and Ulquiorra lived happily ever after…maybe

-

Ulquiorra and Grimmjow arrived at Ulquiorra's house. They knocked on the door.

"Oh, dear, you're ho—. You've got the wrong house, sorry." Halibel closed the door.


a/n: If you're wondering, Ichimaru was supposed to sound some what 'paedophilic'. If that makes sense. XD I look forward to seeing everyone again in the next chapter! ^^