Disclaimer: I do not own twilight, Halo, or Futurama.
starting where we left off
"I want a Lolly pop!" Emmett says Rose hands him a Dumdum or whatever.
"yay"
"as I was saying Bella is pregnant with Edward and Jacobs children, but don't worry, they will be great parents, all three of them, so long as Edward doesn't eat his." Carlisle says.
"why would Edward do that?" Charlie axed,
"Well because were all vampires."
"What!"
"oh yes all of us."
Charlie looks at Emmett and Rosalie who both nod.
"get out of my house." he shouts pointing the shotgun and the plasma at Carlisle and Rose and Emmett.
Suddenly Master chief walks in, Charlie shoots him with the shot gun but all it does is make his energy shield sparkle.
"gimme that." he says taking the plasma pistil from Charlie. "
this is a highly dangerous covenant weapons and..." Charlie shoots him in the head with the shotgun at point bland range and he fall over dead.
"wow," Emmett comments, "he survived three halo all with flood on them, hundreds of suicide missions and all it takes to kill him is a confused and angry Charlie."
Every one looks at Emmett.
"I played the game." he explains.
suddenly master chief walks in.
"Didn't we already do this?" Bella who hasn't really been in this story up until this point.
"how did you come back?" Charlie asked
"Easy, I put a respond point just out side your house before I came, how else do you think I survived Halo? Especially when Emmett was playing?"
"I'm not that bad, OK I am."
"any way." master chief takes the plasma pistil and shoots Charlie with it then leaves this fanfic for now.
"he's not dead yet, he should wake up in a few hours but we should probably put some Ice his burns." Carlisle says everyone stand around for a few minuets then Carlisle says "I'm board, lets go!"
So they all left.
The End
Once again, all mistakes made on purpose.
