A/N

Sorry for the awkwardness in the last chapter, the whole "you're actually a witch" thing. It was just a weird part to me. Hermione is a bit OOC, but that's okay because this is my brain, not an actual writer's.

Thanks for reading!

~MC

He told Hermione about the transfer the day they got their Hogwarts letters. She was so excited she jumped him in the bookstore they were in. Her arms wrapped around his neck and he kissed her deeply. "I love you!" She grinned.

"I love you too, baby." Sid chuckled. Hermione and Sid Flooed to Diagon Alley from his house on their Anniversary. Sid couldn't take his eyes off of her, as usual. She was wearing an off white lace tank top and dark skinny jeans, her caramel hair tumbling in waves down her back.

"What?" She asked, laughing when she noticed him staring.

"I think you underestimate how extraordinarily beautiful you are," Sid squeezed her waist.

"Mudblood's got an admirer." Someone sneered. "Potter and Weasley get too tired of you?" Crabbe scowled. Goyle cracked his neck.

"I thought you attack dogs never left your owner," Hermione arched an eyebrow.

"Hello, Granger." Malfoy strode up behind Crabbe and Goyle and moved so he was directly in front of her. "Tired of fucking the ginger?"

Sid growled and went for his wand. Hermione grabbed his wrist. "It's Malfoy, I'm fine. To answer your question, ferret, my boyfriend and I are celebrating five years. Now why don't you go crawl back into Goyle's pants? Godric knows you spent enough time there fourth year."

Goyle blushed and Malfoy raged. "You won't be talking to me like that in a week," Malfoy snarled.

"Yes, I will Malfoy," she snapped. "I will never respect you." Crabbe touched his wand and Sidney pulled Hermione behind him.

"Okay, enough playing, Mia," Sid said flatly. "I don't know any of you, but you will leave her alone. No more insinuating that she has sex with anyone but me, because she doesn't. And for the record," Sid grinned, "she's a fucking vixen."

"Okay," Hermione pulled her boyfriend away from the stunned Slytherins. "No more about our sex life."

"See ya!" Sid grinned back at the Slytherins.

"Git," Hermione scowled.

"Hey, they're just kids. It's about time they learn what a real man looks like," Sid smirked. "A classy guy who shags one woman and defends her honor."

"You are an idiot." She grinned.

"Yes but I'm your idiot." Sid kissed her. "Let's go shopping. I'm buying and don't you dare protest."

"Okay," she kissed him. "I'll pay you back later."

"Mmm, I can't wait," Sid grinned. They were getting ice cream when someone hugged Hermione tightly.

"Ginny!" Hermione shrieked. Dean was by her side, chuckling.

"Hello, Gin," Sid smirked. He'd met Ginny a couple times, but never her brothers or Harry Potter.

"Hi Sid!" Sid held out his hand to Dean.

"Sidney Rainwrite."

Dean shook his hand. "Dean Thomas." The two couples sat down and began talking. Sid liked Dean, he was funny and clearly smitten with the little Weasley girl. "I didn't know Hermione had a boyfriend." Dean admitted. "How long have you guys been together?"

"Five years exactly," Sid smirked at Hermione. "Someone felt like it was okay to let me think she was a muggle."

"You did the same thing!" She protested.

"Excuses," Sid chuckled. Dean and Ginny laughed. "And I went to Durmstrang so we never saw each other besides summers and breaks."

"But he's transferring to Hogwarts," Hermione smiled.

"Sweet," Dean grinned. "You should try out for Quidditch! Did you play with Krum?"

"I was a starting Chaser for Bulgaria last year," Sid smirked. "Vic and I never really got along." Of course they were all obsessed with Viktor, he scowled in his mind. Sid had only begun playing professionally the previous year, but he already was annoyed by Viktor's following.

"A shame, because you're both great people," Hermione kissed him. Sid chuckled.

"You played for Bulgaria?" Dean demanded. "Holy shit man you have to play for Gryffindor!"

"Dean, he hasn't even been sorted yet," Ginny chastised.

"He's dating the queen of all that is Gryffindor, where else would he be sorted?"

"Slytherin." Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott took the remaining seats at their table. "Hey Sid."

"Hey Blaise, good summer?" Sid asked.

"As good as always. I didn't know you were talking about this little lioness when you were talking about your woman," Blaise arched an eyebrow. "Hello Granger."

"Zabini," she said curtly. Blaise was never vicious towards her, but they avoided each other for the most part. Sid had told her that he and the Zabinis were extremely good family friends.

"Lion." Nott smirked. Hermione bit back a smile at their joke.

"Snake." She'd spent the last year helping Nott through Transfiguration, and referring to each other by their house mascot became normal for them.

"Sorry to burst your overly excited bubble, Thomas, but if Sidney here is anything, it's Slytherin," Blaise smirked.

"That true?" Ginny asked Hermione.

"He and Zabini could be twins, it wouldn't surprise me," Hermione shrugged.

"Wouldn't you like me to be a bad boy?" Sid grinned devilishly.

"Easy now or you're going to have an empty bed tonight," Hermione warned. Dean, Nott, and Ginny all blanched. Wasn't she the bookworm prude of Gryffindor? The innocent untouchable princess? Blaise wasn't shocked, because he knew just about everything about Sid and by extent,Hermione. He knew Granger wasn't as innocent as she appeared.

Nott, Ginny and Dean had to leave, so Hermione, Sid, and Blaise went to Flourish and Blotts. "Shoo, go have fun," Sid grinned like he always did when they went into a bookshop. She kissed him softly, whispered something in his ear that Blaise didn't catch, and vanished. Sid chuckled.

"What'd she say?" Blaise smirked.

"That maybe she'll find a copy of the Kama Sutra," Sid smirked. "Its a muggle book on sex positions."

"Fuck, I need that book," Blaise chuckled.

"Do you like her?" Sid asked seriously.

"Course I do, mate, what's not to like?" Blaise rolled his eyes.

"I met Malfoy earlier."

"Oh that." Blaise sighed. "That is some serious history. They loathe each other. Drake says it's because of her blood, but it's not. They compete in class, and she always wins. She's Gryffindor's Princess, he's Slytherin's Prince. They actually get along well when they're alone. Everything else is mainly just bickering."

"I got that impression," Sid admitted. "So I made a comment about how good she is in the sheets."

"You better watch it. With the tension between them, he might just go for it." Blaise chuckled.

"Whatever," Sid smirked. "The look on his face though."

"Wish I could have seen it. Most guys think its a turnoff when girls are so smart and adamant about learning."

"Fuck no, it means they're more in tune with you," Sid smirked. "Shit, everytime I'm with her she finds a new way to drive me insane."

"Mate, now that I realize you've been talking about the same girl I've been in class with since we were eleven... don't give me the gory details. I like Granger, but I don't think I'll ever look at her the same way ever again."

"Just one gory story? It's how she found out I wasn't a muggle."

"Go for it."

"We were getting ready to skinny dip in some lake I found this summer, and we were making out like usual. Our clothes were coming off, neither of us were thinking straight, and she saw my wand. My wooden wand, the other one she sees all the time," Sid grinned and Blaise flinched. "I threatened to Obliviate her, she disarmed me, and we had sex in the water."

"See, I could have lived without that in my mind, Sid," Blaise rolled his eyes.

"Oh you love it when I give you details, fucker, you'll wank to it later." Blaise got him in a chokehold and Sid broke it before kneeing him in the gut.

"Son of a bitch."

Sid took Hermione home later and up to his room. Hermione had told her parents ten and it was only six. Sid's parents were out on their own date. Hermione gave him her present, an autographed and charmed poster of the UK football team. Sid had bought her new lingerie, and a couple books. He loved both sides of her, the vixen and the brainiac.

"I love you so much." Sid kissed her.

"I love you too."