Equestrian field, outside of Ponyville. 8:15 pm.
I turned around from the sunset and looked at both of my almost lifelong friends. Life being the key word. I chuckled, and asked, "ok where to? Do we go directly into Ponyville, or do we go to Canterlot to speak to the princess?"
"I think we should go to Canterlot, but we need to figure out our names. Because we can't use our human names here." Shyra said while racking her brain for a good name for herself.
"I agree, we should go to Canterlot. And we must figure out our names. Well I am not sure about you guys, but I have my name already. From here on I will be known as SOLAR ECLIPSE!" he said striking a pose.
I tapped a finger on my chin, then said with a rather happy expression. "my name shall be, wait for it. REDWOLF!" I twitched my ears for emphasis. I looked at solar for a second and notices he had fucking NINE tails! "dude, um when did you get nine kitsune tails? And ears?" I asked a little more than surprised.
"you sir suck at looking at people." He said with a slight smirk fluffing one of his tails under my nose. And I sneezed. I sneezed FIRE! I looked at solar's tail, and at solar, then back to his tail.
"hey solar? Your tail is on fire." I said while trying my best to not start laughing my ass off. He looked at me with the expression that I was lying to his face, and he turned around to face shyra but I used my magic and turned him back around to me and showed him his tail.
"HOLY SHIT DUDE! WHY DID YOU SET MY TAIL ON FIRE! DUDE!" I yelled at me running around in circles until shyra pushed him into another puddle. I guess It rained here recently. I extended my hand to him. He took my hand and I pulled him up.
"ok shyra, so what is your new name?" I asked brushing my pants off. She looked up at the sky, then back to us.
"my new name is going to be, night shade." she said in a matter of fact voice.
I looked at solar and shade, then asked motioning toward canterlot, "shall we?"
They both nodded, and we began the longish walk toward canterlot. After it was dark, I cast a light spell and continued to lead the way. We were about halfway there when I realized that two us were alicorns, and we all had WINGS. I face palmed, "anybody else forget something?" I asked looking behind me. When I turned around I saw solar and shade making out. My eye twitched and my mane and tail somehow caught fire.
"oh shit, shade turn around!" solar said with a hint of fear. Seeing that I was on fire they both quickly stop what they were doing and gave me an innocent look. I approached them both and gave each of them a hug for some reason. They looked at me like I was on fire, oh wait never mind, then I turned back around to run right into the princess of equestria.
"you do realize you're on fire right?" she asked with curiosity. i looked at her and got up off my butt and got on one knee. "what up princess?" I asked while getting up and wrapping an arm around her. " these two ponys here are my friends. This is solar. He is the crimson alicorn. Then my other bestest friend shade. She is the blue pegabra. My name is redwolf, I am the one that has his arm around you." I said in a slightly off voice.
"I hate to burst your bubble, but I know who you three are. Redwolf, you are Dakota. Night shade your name is shyra. And solar, you name is josh. Your god contacted me, and asked me to keep you three out of trouble. I would like to invite all of you to come spend the night at the castle since you don't have a home yet. I can fix that in the morning. Now come along." She said examining each of us up and down. When she got to solar, she had to look up at him to see his blue eyes. And when she got to shyra she was right at the same height as celestia. I looked up at her and sighed, " I hate being the youngest." And she used a teleportation spell on our group and we stumbled into the throne room.
I fell on my face, since I have never been teleported. Celestia just looked at me. Shyra laughed and josh helped me up. Celestia went to sit in her throne and she said, " I will give you three the best room in the castle, other mine and my sisters room that is. It is the room next to it. There are three beds that should fit all of you. And we will you give you some clothes so you can return the ones you barrowed from Daisy's house. Guards please show them to their room." She said with a slight smile toward solar.
The guard led us for about five minutes until we finally got to our room for the night. "here we are, this is your room. Please feel free to make yourselves at home." Said the guard. "we will guy sir. Brohoof?" I said forgetting that I was once human. He looked at me, smiled and slapped his hand to mine. I looked at him realizing that I just found another brony. "are you a hmmshfi!" I said as he muffled me. He looked at me and the rest of my group and he whispered, "Shhhhh tell nopony." And with that he left.
I looked bewildered as he left down the hallway. "well that was odd." Said solar. Then he walked into the room only to find a naked Luna. "OH SHIT SORRY PRINCESS!" He yelled and closed the door. he was blushing but you could not tell due to his crimson fur. He then walked into our room and picked a bed and jumped onto it. Shyra followed his lead and picked the bed right next to his. I sighed and took off my earphones and laid then on the night table. I took my shirt off and folded it and put it on the ground next to my bed and climbed into it. To my left I heard giggling, so I turned to see shyra and josh's beds put together.
"FUCK NO!" I yelled and my magical aura appeared around shyra's bed as I pulled the beds apart. I then moved my bed in between theirs and I cast a spell on solar to keep him in his bed. "now can we please sleep? I am really tired from dying and being sent here and stuff. So both of you please sleep?" I asked in a hopeful but defeated voice. "fine. but just so you know, im glad you're a heavy sleeper." Shyra said with a mischievous smile.
Next morning, 9:30 am.
I woke up from a weird ass dream that I was running from josh. Huh weird. I looked to my left to see josh curled up with shyra. I sighed and sniffed the air. Smells like jizz. "God I hope it's coming from the princesses' room." I walked over to our door and opened it to find a rag. I bent down, almost afraid to touch it when luna kicked me in the back and I went face first into the stone wall leaving hairline fractures. " oww! Damn it! What is your problem!" I almost yelled into the princess's face.
"oh im so sorry! Are you ok?" she asked rushing to me to pull me to my feet. She brushed the dust off of my shoulder and ruffled my mane. "thy will be just splendid in a moment." she said as she walked me back into the room. "hey um no offense but I think you should get a modern dictionary or something, maybe get modern speech lessons from one of the guards." I said slight afraid of what I had just done.
"humf everypony says that." She said a little sad. I patted her shoulder and said, " I have a friend who could teach you, and be of great company. His name is josh and he is over in his bed with my friend shyra." I pointed to the two of them. "are they, um , dating?" she asked.
"I don't think so? At least I hope not." I said looking at the floor. "does it smell funny in here, to you?" luna asked with a puzzled expression. I face palmed.
Throne room, 10:25
"so a house in Ponyville it is." Said celestia.
"oh and I know this is really random, but back on earth I was in the process of adopting Dakota. Is it ok if I ask for that here? Me becoming his guardian?" shyra asked with her eyes wide with hope.
"and can I ask to be his legal father, guardian dude?" josh asked a tad hopeful.
"so you are going with shyra? I thought so but why do you want to be my other guardian?" I asked.
"both of you are now his legal guardians. Take care of him." Celestia said making sure that I was in good hands, er hoofs, no wait its hands.
" and today is Sunday right? Redwolf shall be enrolled in the Ponyville high school!" exclaimed solar.
"fuck me…" I muttered.
"now lets go check out our new home." Said shyra walking through the door followed by josh. And me jumping out of the window yelling, "LEROY!" celestia just shook her head.
Solar used a teleportation spell and we appeared in front of our new house. "wow nice place." I said looking up in awe. "Celestia must like you solar." Shyra said. I walked into the house, and it was already furnished with a couch a table, and all of the other shit. I walked up stairs and found a room that had a bunch of starwars posters and walls and stuff. "I CALL THIS ROOM!" I yelled as I rushed into the closet for no reason and then I jumped onto the bed and laughed with glee.
Shyra and josh walked into their room and jumped onto their bed. "so josh, I mean um solar. How does it feel to be a legal parent?"
"Wow, I'm a legal dad… I feel pretty damn good right now!" josh exclaimed rolling over and giving night shade a big ol' hug. Shyra rolled on top of solar and looked down at him, "I can make you feel better." Shyra said with a mischievous smile. Shyra took her shirt off and slid down the bed and unbuckled solar's pants.
I turned off my new bass and heard something coming from shyra and solars room, so I went to investigate. I opened the door to my room and walked into the hallway and heard giggling. "I wonder if they knew that they have ipods in equestria" I wondered aloud as I opened their door. they both looked at me wide eyed as I noticed shyra's shirt and bra on the floor, alongside solar's pants. I looked from shyra's jizz covered face to solar nervously blushing so hard it was evident.
"…" my eye twitched as I turned around and walked right into a wall. I got back up and walked back into my room, closed the door, and made myself a ball in the corner. "knock knock." Shyra said in an embarrassed voice.
"we need to talk to you about something." Solar said twisting the door knob. He walked in alongside shyra. "glad to see you both have clothes on. And you're clean now. But I need to tell you guys something too." I said standing up. " how are we going to eat if we don't have any bits?" I asked. "we can use the bits the princess gave us." Solar said matter of factly. "and when that runs out?" I stated.
"he is right solar, we need jobs." Shyra said agreeing with me. "Well then I guess we need to get jobs don't we?" Solar said in a light smartass tone before he went back to his previous demeanor. "solar just shut your face for a moment. we need to figure out what jobs we need." I said in a calm voice, almost ready to smack solar.
"so what kind of jobs would we need?" asked shade. "well shyra with your amazing baking skills I was thinking that you could work at sugarcube corner." I said trying to lay out my plan for all of our jobs.
"what about me?" asked solar. "you could work at sweet apple acres. Since your muscle build is much like big Macintoshes you could help harvest apples." I stated about to get to my job.
"and my job is to wor" "your job is to go to school. And we will get you there even if we have to drag your ass there!" shade and solar both exclaimed.
"damn well I tried." I said with a slight smile. "well what should we do for the rest of the day?" I asked.
"simple, we are going to explain the ponys and the bees." Shade said. My eyes widened in surprise. "what" I asked as the color drained from my face.
"when a stallion and a mare love each other very much…"
