"Shit. That hurt." Grimmjow groaned and rubbed his face where Rukia stepped on him. "That's going to leave a mark.."
Ichigo remembered something.
"Oi, Rukia," He called to the closet. "didn't you used to sleep in Yuzu and Karin's room after Dad found out about you?"
They heard Rukia's muffled voice from the closet. "I prefer that."
"This woman is batshit crazy." Grimmjow groaned again, sitting on the floor. "And what the fuck am I supposed to do now?"
"Just stay at Urahara's. He always lets people freeload at his shop."
"Freeload my ass!" The bluenette snapped. "I have to clean and work like a horse for the meals they give me, and it's barely enough to fill my stomach! I can't even sneak into the kitchen 'cause these bastards put traps around the goddamn refrigerator." He whined. Ichigo released a small cackle. Grimmjow glared at him.
Ichigo cough and regained his cool composer leaning against the door frame. He lifted the book in his hand to cover his face, pretending he didn't just laugh. Then..
"Want to share my bed?"
"What?" Grimmjow eye's widened. Ichigo peeked behind the book with straight face, completely serious. Grimmjow stared at him in shock.
Ichigo blinked.
"...Just kidding." He smirked and closed the book. Grimmjow snarled. "You bastard-"
"What are you doing here anyway?"
"I just told you; these bastards make fun of me-"
"That's not what I meant."
"Oh. Well... It's boring in Hueco-Mundo. All the interesting people are gone so... this world is more fun."
"Not arguing with that." Ichigo sighed. "I was serious though. You can have my bed. I'm moving today anyway."
"Moving? What do you mean moving?" Rukia's head peeked from the closet.
"I've worked in part-times lately. I finally got enough money to hire my own apartment. It's a bit empty right now but it has everything I need so I'm moving away."
"Your room does seem cleaner than usual." Rukia mused. Then she and Grimmjow smirked.
"Alright," They smirked at each other and said in union. "Ichigo! tell us where-"
"Hell no!" The Strawberry snapped and hurled the book at Rukia's forehead, who shut the closet door just in time. "That place is for me to have some peace and quiet! And-" He glared at Grimmjow. "I want it to stay intact, not in ruins!"
What does Ichimaru call Ichigo? Ichigo-san? Kurosaki-san?... Ichigo-chan? Anything? How do you think he could call him?
