This chapter is for all three of you who actually reviewed! This continues from the last chapter where Bella responds to Alice's sending her Edward's message...that didn't make much sense...READ!!!

Bella's Text:

WHAT?! IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE ALICE?

Alice's Text:

NO ACTUALLY I RECEIVED THIS FROM EDWARD BY MISTAKE SO I FORWARDED IT TO YOU

Bella's Text:

I THINK IM HAVING A NERVOUS/MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Alice:

JOIN THE PARTY

Bella:

I *twitch* DONT EVEN *twitch* WANT TO *twitch twitch* KNOW

Alice:

*solemn* WISE OF YOU

Bella: WHY DOESN'T HE WANT ME ANYMORE?! WHAT DID I DO?

Alice: I KNOW WHATS WRONG!

Bella: YOU DO?! TELL ME!!

Alice:*still eccentric* WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T MARRY THE DARK RAISINS YOU WOULDN'T BE SO RACIST!

Bella: TRUE DAT

Esme: Alice, you better not be buying anything online.

Alice: I'm not Esme. BEEP.

Bella's Text:

I NEED TO GO SEE JACOB BYE

Alice: Yesssssss! Oohhoohoo! I sound like a snake! Oh my Buddha I want a snake! I'm gonna go buy one!

Esme: Alice, No!

Alice: Shhhhh! The elves are speaking!

Hallucinatory Elves: No Alice. We musn't disobey the Book.

Alice: Yes, the book.

Esme: ???

Hallucinatory Elves: The Book says clearly on page 525 ((My favorite page of Eclipse teehee)) that there will be no snake-buying in January.

Alice: No snake-buying in January, got it.

Esme: What?! It's not even January!

Alice: It is in Brazil.

Esme: Oh, okay then. Thinks: Does Carlisle hate me?