Back by unpopular demand (Seriously, I have about a hundred hits, since I last checked, and none of the fuckers rated me! I would just like to say that I know Origami, Ninjujitsu, and 234 other dangerous sounding words, including fluffy and muffins.)

I still don't own anything. That may change in court next tuesday, Does anyone know a lawyer who doesn't consider stalking a felony? Except in California of course.

Chapter 2: The Journey Begins.

It had been a week since Orochimaru had cursed Naruto and Sasuke, and they had not come up for air yet. Naruto kept screaming his guts out every few minutes, and the two actually tied themselves up to prevent themselves from getting some form of disease where they had lost too much sperm (gonohrrea)

Sakura had been in a constant state of worry. "What will happen to Sasuke if Naruto gives him AIDS? Sasuke will die! I must save him! And Naruto too, I guess." She mumbled

Haku, who had stayed to help tie them up walked in the room. "I've tried everything, Enchanted chains that soak away the curse, dispelling it directly, and I even tried to use a cake. No not a birthday cake." he said noting Sakura's confused look." A magic cake made with flour, sugar, eggs, milk, and colored doggy water."

Sakura fainted, but like any other pathetic weakling got up immediately. "Is there any hope?"

"Sure. I've located a necklace that will save the two of them. It is called the Anti- Rape necklace. We will need help, so I brought in two sailor scouts: Sailor Yourmom'sanus (or sailor Y) and sailor Pluto!"

Sakura looked confusedly at Sailor Y (yeah, I am that lazy fucker) and asked "How the hell did you get here? You were viciously killed in a gay parade!"

"This is a fanfic whore! Everyone dies and then comes back. Like here's Jessica. Listen to her talk."

Jessica walked in the room and was obviously in a bad mood.

"So everyone guess what, I have the stupidest british accent! I'm not british, I don't want to be british, but I have the damn accent! Who the Hell keeps writing this!" She said in a strange british accent.

"Yeah, let's pack." Sakura said. "And why are you here Sailor Pluto?"

"Cruel Retribution. I have to die in a weird way in order to perpetuate the story."

"Pack your bloody bags you damn hooker" Jessica shrieked.

The house was emptying itself upon the lawn and into the Teletubby magical travel ship.

"Why the hell do we have a bloody teletubby ship?"

"Because we need it." Haku Answered Jessica.

Sakura went in to discuss house rules for the strange couple.

When she got in there she got a surprise.

LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON

Sasuke had chewed through the rope around him, and began biting and lashing his tongue across Naruto's smooth body. Naruto moaned, and he twisted, burning his arms with the force of it.

Bruises appeared where Sasuke began kissing, and he licked the blood off of Naruto's back.

He then began to give Naruto a blowjob, and Naruto began writhing and screaming in pleasure, moments later Sasuke was on top of Naruto and

END LEMON

"What the hell are you doing faggots?" Jessica's mood had not changed over the past day or so at her less than acceptable accent continuously ruined her day.

"first, you can have sex up to two times a day, and don't stain the carpet. We are going to tie you both up with magical super tele rope, so break it and die." She said and stalked out

Sakura followed at a distance, and they all boarded the ship.