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Day 2 in the Big Skins house:
12.03am
The majority of housemates are sprawled out on the sofas in the living room.
The new house mates had been drinking for the past 2 hours, when Tony suggested a little get to know you type drinking game to Katie, who had been shamelessly flaunting herself at him since entering the house mere hours ago. "That sounds like a well good idea" she rushed out without even pretending to contemplate the idea. "Oit Emzy, go tell that bunch of misfits that are in the kitchen that were going to play a well good drinking game. Hurry the fuck up yeah?" Emily dragged herself to her feet, glaring at Katie and walking off into the kitchen to get Anwar and Pandora, whilst mumbling profanities under her breath.
Half an hour later, the game was getting into full swing. JJ got up and excused himself from the group, stating "Goodnight my fellow housemates, I am going to bed. I am going to take the bed adjacent to the bathroom if that is ok with everyone as statistics show that there is a 72% probability of somebody taking my medication needing to relieve themselves on a more regular basis than a 'normal' human being. Not that I have found this to be the case with myself or consider myself 'abnormal', but you can't be too careful." JJ took one fleeting glance around the room to see if there were any objections to his claims on the bed and stumbled out of the room, finding himself oddly drunk off of the one glass of wine which had been forced upon him by the 'Cookie Monster' as James had now started calling himself.
As the door to the bedroom closed the silence that had suddenly surrounded the group, who were now looking rather awkward, was broken. "Thank fuck that mongs gone, not 'abnormal'? As if! Now we can actually get this game started without holding back. Didn't want to break him did I! I mean seriously how long can we play this game without ever mentioning human contact?" Katie exclaimed. "I mean he's obviously a virgin ain't he. You saw how he passed out earlier when Cookie kissed him! Now whose turn is it?"
"Whizzer...um human contact...well...um...I have never you know...made monkey" commented Pandora a split second later; still sitting rather comfortably in her homemade Panda costume that she had entered the house in. Everyone glanced at the overexcited girl noting that this was definitely the truth, and sighed simultaneously taking a swig of their drink. "Wow, all of you have. That's bonkers. You will have to tell me what it's like to you know... surf and turf. I hear its proper good. Whizzer."
Within fifteen minutes it had become apparent that Cook was, by all accounts, a bit of a Casanova, whilst Anwar was severely lacking in the 'actually having a girlfriend' department. Tony was the only one who had supposedly had an orgy (much to both Naomi's and Michelle's disgust, and the delight of most of the lads), and Katie was very much so a hussy, having slept with over 10 guys in her short 19 years of life. No actual numbers had been established, much to the delight of her slightly shell shocked twin Emily.
"I have never kissed a gentleman tenderly upon the lips" said Kennith "coz that would be like well nasty innit blud, you get me?" All the girls, Cook and Tony drank. Cook proclaimed "What, don't give me that look, you saw me do it earlier to JJ didn't you. Why do you think we have all this bloody alcohol? Trust, I am 100% muff muncher". He threw another cheeky wink towards the ladies, and waggled his eyebrows provocatively. Kennith looked at both the boys in disgust and stated "Dat is well ras... dem beards n t'ings must rash ya up man" followed in a rather too posh voice by "my grandmother would be thoroughly disappointed in me if I were to partake in such homosexual acts." He turned to the cameras and continued "Do not worry grandmamma; I shall keep away from such temptations."
"I have never kissed a girl" stated Jal next; trying to catch out all the boys and simultaneously make it clear that she too would not partake in 'such homosexual acts'. She glanced around noticing that Emily had swiped her drink from the table and tried to sneak a gulp before anyone else registered it. "Emily!" she squealed, before covering her mouth. "Sorry, just didn't expect it" she stated all too quickly for Emily's liking. Emily's face turned a beetroot red, as she sneaked a glance over to Naomi, who was now busying herself, trying to rub a non-existent spot of dirt off her left leg. Emily continued to try and catch Naomi's eye through the remainder of the game, wanting to register her feelings upon the subject, but to no avail as Naomi looked anywhere but in Emily's direction.
An hour later, everyone had traipsed off to bed in the vain hopes of sleeping away some of the information that they wished they had never found out about their new housemates.
